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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94115
    #1

    Rant Where did my sperm GO?

    I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled .
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    • JFK
      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
      • Jan 2002
      • 67369
      #2
      She didn't excite yo that much ?

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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40902
          #3
          it's age, buddy..you're not 18 anymore.

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            • pimpmaster9000
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2011
              • 26730
              #4
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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21053
                  #5
                  Eat more watermelon and collard greens.


                  Good luck.



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                    • Bladewire
                      StraightBro
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56220
                      #6
                      You were dehydrated and your body sucked up the moisture of your sperm to compensate, or you have gonorrhea and it's blocked your urethra enough to block passage of your sperms to exit







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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24812
                          #7
                          This thread delivers.

                          Or...not.

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56220
                              #8




                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                • Bladewire
                                  StraightBro
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56220
                                  #9




                                  Skype: CallTomNow

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                                    • Look Chang
                                      Voyeur
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 3690
                                      #10
                                      When I keep my eyes closed and imagine I'm fucking Selena Gomez or Rihanna during the action with my wife, my ejaculations are way more copious and my wife is grateful ...

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                                        • bronco67
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 29026
                                          #11
                                          I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

                                          also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.

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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25434
                                              #12
                                              Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94115
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                  This thread delivers.

                                                  Or...not.
                                                  ...

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94115
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                                      I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

                                                      also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.
                                                      You're a beacon of light when it comes to male enhancement, bronco ...

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                                                        • SpicyM
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 4577
                                                          #15
                                                          Start taking Zinc or better, ZMA capsules. Tried it and it really helps. Plus it improves sleep a lot.

                                                          Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

                                                          Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.
                                                          no sig, sorry

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                                                            • Bladewire
                                                              StraightBro
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 56220
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                              Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...


                                                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                                • nico-t
                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 29901
                                                                  #17
                                                                  UP YOUR ASS


                                                                  lulz

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                                                                    • SpicyM
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 4577
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                      Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...
                                                                      no sig, sorry

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                                                                        • freecartoonporn
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2012
                                                                          • 7683
                                                                          #19
                                                                          eat raw onions, it will increase your load size.
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                                                                            • Bladewire
                                                                              StraightBro
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 56220
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                              UP YOUR ASS


                                                                              lulz
                                                                              You tease


                                                                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                                                • ruff
                                                                                  I have a plan B
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 5499
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I'm thinking more cowbell.
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                                                                                    • GAMEFINEST
                                                                                      Make STACK$
                                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                                      • 14470
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      lots of water helps, and take vitamins bro, super vitamins, fruits etc
                                                                                      Compound interest.

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                                                                                        • Matyko
                                                                                          PsyHead
                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                          • 8674
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          what a thread!
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                                                                                            • Look Chang
                                                                                              Voyeur
                                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                                              • 3690
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Matyko
                                                                                              what a thread!
                                                                                              not much to swallow.

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                                                                                                • bronco67
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                  • 29026
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SpicyM
                                                                                                  Start taking Zinc or better, ZMA capsules. Tried it and it really helps. Plus it improves sleep a lot.

                                                                                                  Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

                                                                                                  Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.
                                                                                                  A side benefit of the ZMA is some freaky, vivid dreams -- if you like that kind of thing.

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                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 38983
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i cunt a4d2 have sperm anymore...
                                                                                                      ️ ️

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                                                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 32371
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                                          She didn't excite yo that much ?
                                                                                                          Whatever floats his boat Julius..

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                                                                                                            • Bladewire
                                                                                                              StraightBro
                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                              • 56220
                                                                                                              #28




                                                                                                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 94115
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bladewire


                                                                                                                  Bastards ...

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                                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                      • 94115
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                      Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...
                                                                                                                      ... I won't take a blowjob from a man because I don't think, as far as I've seen in gay porn, that they're good at it.

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                                                                                                                        • Look Chang
                                                                                                                          Voyeur
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                                                                                          • 3690
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                          ... I won't take a blowjob from a man because I don't think, as far as I've seen in gay porn, that they're good at it.
                                                                                                                          Shemales are not bad at this generous action ...

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                                                                                                                            • ErectMedia
                                                                                                                              Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 7100
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                                                              When I keep my eyes closed and imagine I'm fucking Selena Gomez or Rihanna during the action with my wife, my ejaculations are way more copious and my wife is grateful ...
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                              Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

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                                                                                                                                • Beaver1
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 660
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                  I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled .

                                                                                                                                  What did you expect after 15 years work in the porn biz?
                                                                                                                                  But it looks like the whole board, has the same problems like you.
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                                                                                                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                      Too old to care
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 52942
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • nude images
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2017
                                                                                                                                          • 681
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Most likely to where it came from. :D
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                                                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 94115
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Beaver1
                                                                                                                                              What did you expect after 15 years work in the porn biz?
                                                                                                                                              But it looks like the whole board, has the same problems like you.
                                                                                                                                              Guess that I'm finally spent. Thanks for all the support, guys.

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                                                                                                                                                • dillfly2000
                                                                                                                                                  hey
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2012
                                                                                                                                                  • 2209
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Cornstarch and water
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                                                                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 94115
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by dillfly2000
                                                                                                                                                      Cornstarch and water

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                                                                                                                                                        • Look Chang
                                                                                                                                                          Voyeur
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                                                                                                                          • 3690
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2011
                                                                                                                                                              • 25434
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                                                                                              That's gonna sting - Cum in the eyes is the most painful thing ever...

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                                                                                                                                                                • Diomed
                                                                                                                                                                  Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6167
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Thank god someone's posts around here are still golden.

                                                                                                                                                                  Much obliged howdy.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • InfoGuy
                                                                                                                                                                      80/20 Rule
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3052
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled .
                                                                                                                                                                      Shocking, no one has posted a link to penis pills.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                                                                                                                                          • 19793
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Captain it's all mental. You were over-thinking the whole thing. Worry is the cum killer.

                                                                                                                                                                          Bang her again and it will flow like spilled milk. Tell her you held back the first time so she would notice the contrast. You were just being scientific.
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