um alot of things lmao lets see, I think the most wait the TOP moment was when I got caught selling my dick to phat women for money. My house got raided my picture was in the newspaper * 7 str8 days front page* I was the butt of all jokes on the moring raido stations, In big bold letters on the Front of the paper Couple busted for selling sex ONLINE,

I was on the news fuck even cnn picked it up, Had jerry springer ringing my phone all the talk shows and yea I had to go on montel williams that was the 2nd moment in my life supprisd i didnt fall out on the stage from being so fucked up. yeap that was the worse time.

The raido station fm 99 wnor wanted to go out to mt trashmore in norfolk va and fly a banner to get our sex toys back from the police, have hamburgers hot dogs *in the shape of sex toys* and they were going to name it Mt TomMore/MtTenaya day. It was really fucked up! Had collage kids comming over to sit down and talk to us something for a initiation week *shrugs* Had guys from the strip clubs begging us yes MY phat ass to, to work with them and dance together at their clubs I WOULD say this was the worse time in my life *shrugs*

Now I peddel porn what a life eh?
HEHE

TOM

my (ex) girlfriend and i were having some beers at a party when her friends(all girls) said that they wanted to see something nasty...

so after a few more beers, we decided to check into a motel nearby. me and my gf got it going and we started fooling around. i was thinking, shit, this could be my chance to get it on with 3 hot chicks at the same time.

when my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, it turns out i had too many peanuts and too much gas. i couldn't keep it any longer so i farted. hey, i didn't think it would be that loud and that smelly.. but it came out worse... and as it turns out, my gf, had too many beers so she puked all over my balls and thighs..

i broke up with her the next day. at least her friends got the nasty part right..

Ok - The contest is officially over.

I just have to go through and pick the top 10 funniest ones (in my opinion) and I'll be posting them on a poll in a little while, that will run for 24 hours.

The three stories that get the most votes will be our winners.


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so....who won?

I'm just going through all the entries and trying to narrow down the top 10 finalists. Also, I'm waiting for the DNS to 'propagate' for my site. I just moved it to it's new and final home today.

I'll have the 10 finalists up on a poll for tomorrow (Monday) afternoon.

If anyone wants to check out my site in the meantime, I've got it temporarily over HERE.


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rightthefuckon, man.

Thanks