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05-11-2016, 06:37 AM
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Dutch Webmaster!
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Brassmonkey News Network brings you breaking stories!
MEXICAN MAN KILLS FRIEND WHO TRIED MOLESTING HIM, FEEDS PENIS TO DOG
A Mexican man was sentenced to eight years in prison for shooting his friend dead and feeding his penis to a dog after the deceased man attempted to molest him. MORE: Latino Duo Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Sell a Girl's Virginity Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes said the hound was sniffing around the dead body, so he chopped off the man's genitals and let the dog eat it. Reyes, who was drunk the night of the killing, turned himself in to authorities after sobering up the next day. "He came in covered in cuts and bruises, and said he had fought with his stepfather when he told him what he had done,? a police spokesman said. "He then admitting killing his best friend and said that although his friend had tried sexually assaulting him, he was still a human being and didn't deserve to die." PLUS: Latino Man Sentenced to 25 Years After Killing Prom Date During Rought Sex Reyes faced up to life behind bars for the killing and mutilation.  Visit the Brassmonkey GFY threads for more breaking news! 
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05-11-2016, 06:43 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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The Brassmonkey empire is expanding ...
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05-11-2016, 06:50 AM
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I need a beer
 
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He does have purty lips
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05-11-2016, 07:10 AM
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His usual morning broadcast runs on CP time zone between noon and 2pm.
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05-11-2016, 07:14 AM
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Surprised to see the news site post actual footage of the penis removal.
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05-11-2016, 07:58 AM
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05-11-2016, 08:40 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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05-11-2016, 08:46 AM
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05-11-2016, 08:47 AM
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Making PHP work
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It's really cool that we can post anything we want as long as we blame Brassmonkey in the title.
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05-11-2016, 08:51 AM
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Cannibal Holocaust
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05-11-2016, 09:12 AM
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你自己去他媽的
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Thanks for the breaking news
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05-11-2016, 09:16 AM
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05-11-2016, 09:19 AM
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05-11-2016, 10:12 AM
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05-11-2016, 10:20 AM
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Pay It Forward
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let me guess you eat every meal with tortillas (anchor baby)
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05-11-2016, 11:19 AM
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05-11-2016, 11:26 AM
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PayPal Troll.
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05-11-2016, 12:07 PM
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Making PHP work
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Brassmonkey script; how it looks to me :
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05-11-2016, 02:10 PM
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05-11-2016, 02:51 PM
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Naked in my bathroom
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You toke his best news of the day
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05-11-2016, 03:00 PM
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05-11-2016, 04:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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How much does a person get by selling sig? if so my sig is for sale
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05-11-2016, 05:02 PM
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05-11-2016, 05:06 PM
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Liv Benson to You, Bitch
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I have a dream
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05-11-2016, 06:32 PM
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was the dog imprisoned for cannibalism
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05-12-2016, 01:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Within an hour of being a member i've larned to c walk and am automatically updated on Black Death News and Babie Murders
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05-12-2016, 06:42 AM
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