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MEXICAN MAN KILLS FRIEND WHO TRIED MOLESTING HIM, FEEDS PENIS TO DOG

A Mexican man was sentenced to eight years in prison for shooting his friend dead and feeding his penis to a dog after the deceased man attempted to molest him.

MORE: Latino Duo Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Sell a Girl's Virginity

Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes said the hound was sniffing around the dead body, so he chopped off the man's genitals and let the dog eat it.

Reyes, who was drunk the night of the killing, turned himself in to authorities after sobering up the next day.

"He came in covered in cuts and bruises, and said he had fought with his stepfather when he told him what he had done,? a police spokesman said. "He then admitting killing his best friend and said that although his friend had tried sexually assaulting him, he was still a human being and didn't deserve to die."

PLUS: Latino Man Sentenced to 25 Years After Killing Prom Date During Rought Sex

Reyes faced up to life behind bars for the killing and mutilation.

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