Webmasters..whip your ass into shape! - GoFuckYourself.com

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 01:32 AM

I don't know about ya'll but webmastering tends to make us out of shape and flabby! So, I decided after almost a year of dieting and excercise I would finally post my before and after pics..

Anyone wanting advice on how I did it hit me up on ICQ or aol
164910616 - icq
hotseaottersex - aol
Im more than willing to help if ya need it!

here is my before pic.... what a total fat ass slob!

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 01:33 AM

im not saying it was easy.... and yes I am still an ugly fuck!... but I feel 100% better 75 lbs later.....

After:

mrthumbs · 03-25-2003, 01:35 AM

this used to be a fun place

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 01:39 AM

Im tired of hearing about the fucking war.....
drunk and bored.....

mGreg · 03-25-2003, 01:54 AM

Quote:

this used to be a fun place

ahahahaha

juicybucks · 03-25-2003, 01:59 AM

I'm about to go to dinner and get drunk, does that count

Icy · 03-25-2003, 02:00 AM

Well at least at your "before" pic you had two chicks with you, so you're worst now, stop that diet and become fat again, mybe the chicks will come back.

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 05:47 AM

they're still here bud.....
my two bi-sexual girlfriends..
pics anyone????

galleryseek · 03-25-2003, 05:49 AM

best way to lose weight is to become a crack addict.

pornJester · 03-25-2003, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
they're still here bud.....
my two bi-sexual girlfriends..
pics anyone????

bring 'em on

Wilbo · 03-25-2003, 05:58 AM

More chicks

How did you lose 75 lbs dude?

DemonWolfe · 03-25-2003, 06:12 AM

I could post my before and after pictures, but they would be in the wrong order

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:15 AM

"the Jared diet"
LOL j/k

Pics? I have this one in my bed right now.....what do you want me to do to her?
LOL

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:24 AM

yeah thats right baby!
get the hell outta bed

give daddy some head!
Sorry to wake you up... bitch

a1ka1ine · 03-25-2003, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
this used to be a fun place

:-D

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:29 AM

you owe me some rent money... so you betta make it good for the boys on GFY!

Wilbo · 03-25-2003, 06:32 AM

Make her clean up the house. It's a mess.

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:32 AM

hold on guys...shes tryin to chicken out on me!
LOL

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:37 AM

she says:
I'll show them mine if they show me theirs!"
dummb bitches always want to play games....uggghhh

Ross · 03-25-2003, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
what do you want me to do to her?

Slap her and tell her the house is messy!

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 06:53 AM

Ok, this is even better...
Ive got 2 choices now, which one will it be
(I love living in an old 7 bedroom farmhouse with 4 girls!)

Wilbo · 03-25-2003, 07:01 AM

Both together

plexer · 03-25-2003, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
Im tired of hearing about the fucking war.....
drunk and bored.....

I second that!

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:03 AM

uh-oh roomie # 3 just woke up too
(yes, ugly girls can play too!)

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2003, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
uh-oh roomie # 3 just woke up too
(yes, ugly girls can play too!)

I bet she'd like that comment.

Wilbo · 03-25-2003, 07:10 AM

Tits? Tits? Do they have tits?

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:29 AM

she must not mind me calling her ugly too much.... after all, she is giving me head right now

http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/P1010007.MOV

LOL
now to see if I can stick my cock in the other 2!

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2003, 07:33 AM

I get a sudden feeling of
'I'm just a sexy girl'
I can't explain it.

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:36 AM

I think first I hit Ugly in the ass.....

Well, I take that back..... she has more ass crack hair than i do!
LOL

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:42 AM

Ahhh fuck it... I'll take one for the team!
LOL

Slick · 03-25-2003, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
Ahhh fuck it... I'll take one for the team!
LOL

Did you shave her ass before you fucked her ??? he he he.

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:52 AM

hell no i didnt.... don't want "cockburn!"
hairy asses need love too!
haha

UglyOrangeCouch · 03-25-2003, 07:55 AM

well, guys, this is starting to get REAL INTERESTING
be back in a couple of hours with more pics...lol

Slick · 03-25-2003, 07:58 AM

Dude, you da man

mrthumbs · 03-25-2003, 11:44 AM

let me stress this one more time:

this used to be a fun place

AdultNex · 03-25-2003, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
well, guys, this is starting to get REAL INTERESTING
be back in a couple of hours with more pics...lol

Get pics of that girl in the back.

boneprone · 03-25-2003, 03:35 PM

75 pounds?

Maybe you have a Virus?

tony286 · 03-25-2003, 03:39 PM

You looked happier fat lol

Manny The Freak · 03-25-2003, 05:36 PM

way to go dude I thought I was the only one who was whipping himself in shape.

Centurion · 03-25-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
im not saying it was easy.... and yes I am still an ugly fuck!... but I feel 100% better 75 lbs later.....

Atkins diet?

mav · 03-25-2003, 08:39 PM

I have an idea.... Why dont you just post your diet secret.

jim manly · 03-25-2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch

Thats what I used to look like last 60 pounds ago. Started last spring and finished aound september, and I haven't gained a pound since.
Hydroxycut and daily physical labor, thats how I did it.

Tala · 03-25-2003, 09:06 PM

I'm in shape.

Round is a shape.

Lane · 03-25-2003, 09:14 PM

is it just me or all those pics are down?

Lane · 03-25-2003, 09:14 PM

btw, if i had 2 chicks to fuck, i would lose weight too

Carrie · 03-25-2003, 09:18 PM

Damn, you're right! Those sexy little red X's always get me SO hot and bothered...

Tala · 03-25-2003, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
is it just me or all those pics are down?

They're down.

03-25-2003, 01:32 AM	#1
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	Webmasters..whip your ass into shape! I don't know about ya'll but webmastering tends to make us out of shape and flabby! So, I decided after almost a year of dieting and excercise I would finally post my before and after pics.. Anyone wanting advice on how I did it hit me up on ICQ or aol 164910616 - icq hotseaottersex - aol Im more than willing to help if ya need it! here is my before pic.... what a total fat ass slob!

03-25-2003, 01:59 AM	#6
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03-25-2003, 06:12 AM	#12
DemonWolfe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: World Traveler Posts: 261	I could post my before and after pictures, but they would be in the wrong order __________________ Sorry, no signature today. Please come back tomorrow.

03-25-2003, 07:33 AM	#28
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I get a sudden feeling of 'I'm just a sexy girl' I can't explain it. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-25-2003, 03:35 PM	#37
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	75 pounds? Maybe you have a Virus? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

03-25-2003, 01:33 AM	#2
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	im not saying it was easy.... and yes I am still an ugly fuck!... but I feel 100% better 75 lbs later..... After:

03-25-2003, 01:35 AM	#3
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	this used to be a fun place

03-25-2003, 01:39 AM	#4
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	Im tired of hearing about the fucking war..... drunk and bored.....

03-25-2003, 02:00 AM	#7
Icy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 864	Well at least at your "before" pic you had two chicks with you, so you're worst now, stop that diet and become fat again, mybe the chicks will come back.

03-25-2003, 05:47 AM	#8
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	they're still here bud..... my two bi-sexual girlfriends.. pics anyone????

03-25-2003, 05:49 AM	#9
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	best way to lose weight is to become a crack addict.

03-25-2003, 05:58 AM	#11
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	More chicks How did you lose 75 lbs dude?

03-25-2003, 06:15 AM	#13
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	"the Jared diet" LOL j/k Pics? I have this one in my bed right now.....what do you want me to do to her? LOL

03-25-2003, 06:24 AM	#14
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	yeah thats right baby! get the hell outta bed give daddy some head! Sorry to wake you up... bitch

03-25-2003, 06:29 AM	#16
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	you owe me some rent money... so you betta make it good for the boys on GFY!

03-25-2003, 06:32 AM	#17
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Make her clean up the house. It's a mess.

03-25-2003, 06:37 AM	#19
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	she says: I'll show them mine if they show me theirs!" dummb bitches always want to play games....uggghhh

03-25-2003, 06:53 AM	#21
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	Ok, this is even better... Ive got 2 choices now, which one will it be (I love living in an old 7 bedroom farmhouse with 4 girls!)

03-25-2003, 07:01 AM	#22
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Both together

03-25-2003, 07:03 AM	#24
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	uh-oh roomie # 3 just woke up too (yes, ugly girls can play too!)

03-25-2003, 07:10 AM	#26
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Tits? Tits? Do they have tits?

03-25-2003, 07:29 AM	#27
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	she must not mind me calling her ugly too much.... after all, she is giving me head right now http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/P1010007.MOV LOL now to see if I can stick my cock in the other 2!

03-25-2003, 07:36 AM	#29
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	I think first I hit Ugly in the ass..... Well, I take that back..... she has more ass crack hair than i do! LOL

03-25-2003, 07:42 AM	#30
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	Ahhh fuck it... I'll take one for the team! LOL

03-25-2003, 07:52 AM	#32
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	hell no i didnt.... don't want "cockburn!" hairy asses need love too! haha

03-25-2003, 07:55 AM	#33
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	well, guys, this is starting to get REAL INTERESTING be back in a couple of hours with more pics...lol

03-25-2003, 07:58 AM	#34
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Dude, you da man

03-25-2003, 11:44 AM	#35
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	let me stress this one more time: this used to be a fun place

03-25-2003, 03:39 PM	#38
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	You looked happier fat lol

03-25-2003, 05:36 PM	#39
Manny The Freak Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 1,506	way to go dude I thought I was the only one who was whipping himself in shape. __________________

03-25-2003, 08:39 PM	#41
mav Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 56	I have an idea.... Why dont you just post your diet secret. __________________ Maverick,

03-25-2003, 09:06 PM	#43
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I'm in shape. Round is a shape. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

03-25-2003, 09:14 PM	#44
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	is it just me or all those pics are down? __________________

03-25-2003, 09:18 PM	#46
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Damn, you're right! Those sexy little red X's always get me SO hot and bothered...