Webmasters..whip your ass into shape!
 

I don't know about ya'll but webmastering tends to make us out of shape and flabby! So, I decided after almost a year of dieting and excercise I would finally post my before and after pics..

Anyone wanting advice on how I did it hit me up on ICQ or aol
164910616 - icq
hotseaottersex - aol
Im more than willing to help if ya need it!

here is my before pic.... what a total fat ass slob!

http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/oldme.jpg

im not saying it was easy.... and yes I am still an ugly fuck!... but I feel 100% better 75 lbs later.....

After:

http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/uglyorange12.jpg

this used to be a fun place

Im tired of hearing about the fucking war.....
drunk and bored.....

ahahahaha :thumbsup

I'm about to go to dinner and get drunk, does that count :Graucho

Well at least at your "before" pic you had two chicks with you, so you're worst now, stop that diet and become fat again, mybe the chicks will come back. :1orglaugh

they're still here bud.....
my two bi-sexual girlfriends..
pics anyone????

best way to lose weight is to become a crack addict.

bring 'em on :thumbsup

More chicks :)

How did you lose 75 lbs dude?

I could post my before and after pictures, but they would be in the wrong order :winkwink:

"the Jared diet"
LOL j/k

Pics? I have this one in my bed right now.....what do you want me to do to her?
LOL
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/bed.jpg

yeah thats right baby!
get the hell outta bed

give daddy some head!
Sorry to wake you up... bitch
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/blah.jpg

:-D

you owe me some rent money... so you betta make it good for the boys on GFY!

Make her clean up the house. It's a mess.

hold on guys...shes tryin to chicken out on me!
LOL

she says:
I'll show them mine if they show me theirs!"
dummb bitches always want to play games....uggghhh
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/nonono.jpg

Slap her and tell her the house is messy!

:1orglaugh

Ok, this is even better...
Ive got 2 choices now, which one will it be
(I love living in an old 7 bedroom farmhouse with 4 girls!)
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/choice.jpg

Both together :Graucho

I second that! :glugglug

uh-oh roomie # 3 just woke up too
(yes, ugly girls can play too!)
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/another.jpg

I bet she'd like that comment.

Tits? Tits? Do they have tits?

she must not mind me calling her ugly too much.... after all, she is giving me head right now

http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/P1010007.MOV

LOL
now to see if I can stick my cock in the other 2!

I get a sudden feeling of
'I'm just a sexy girl'
I can't explain it.

I think first I hit Ugly in the ass.....

Well, I take that back..... she has more ass crack hair than i do!
LOL
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/uglysass.jpg

Ahhh fuck it... I'll take one for the team!
LOL
http://www.uglyorangecouch.com/hittinit.jpg

Did you shave her ass before you fucked her ??? he he he.

hell no i didnt.... don't want "cockburn!"
hairy asses need love too!
haha

well, guys, this is starting to get REAL INTERESTING
be back in a couple of hours with more pics...lol

Dude, you da man :)

let me stress this one more time:


this used to be a fun place



:helpme

Get pics of that girl in the back. :Graucho

75 pounds?

Maybe you have a Virus?

You looked happier fat lol

way to go dude I thought I was the only one who was whipping himself in shape.:thumbsup

Atkins diet?

I have an idea.... Why dont you just post your diet secret. :ak47:

Thats what I used to look like last 60 pounds ago. Started last spring and finished aound september, and I haven't gained a pound since.
Hydroxycut and daily physical labor, thats how I did it.

I'm in shape.

Round is a shape.

is it just me or all those pics are down?

btw, if i had 2 chicks to fuck, i would lose weight too

Damn, you're right! Those sexy little red X's always get me SO hot and bothered...

They're down.