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Old 04-26-2016, 06:49 PM   #1
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Message to Ted Cruz and his supporters:

Time to pack up your car salesman approach to politics and go home.

The minute this asshole opened his mouth to speak I knew he was a loser. He talks like he just graduated a "how to speak to large crowds" class. He can't speak one sentence without pausing. Beyond fucking irritating.

So glad he is losing his ass and going home, back to his secret room where he sits around and smells his own farts, and enjoys it.

FUCKING LOSER!!! I feel sorry for his wife. She has to listen to him whine with that whiny nasal voice the rest of her life.

"I gotta go potty."


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Old 04-26-2016, 08:03 PM   #2
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He can recite the constitution backwards and I think he's argued more cases in supreme court than anyone ever has. Hell of a lawyer and constitution supporter, and he may get a little bit extreme with his views, but he's better than any democrat running.

Your rant sounds like an angry liberal millennial protester at a college.

I hope that's not the case...
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Old 04-26-2016, 11:17 PM   #3
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Sounds like Cruz should be nice to Trump and angle for the Supreme Court opening instead of a losing battle for Pres.
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Old 04-27-2016, 05:37 AM   #4
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He can recite the constitution backwards and I think he's argued more cases in supreme court than anyone ever has. Hell of a lawyer and constitution supporter, and he may get a little bit extreme with his views, but he's better than any democrat running.

Your rant sounds like an angry liberal millennial protester at a college.

I hope that's not the case...
No, I want Trump to win. I called him winning last year after hearing his outrageous declaration speech. I knew if anybody had the balls to talk like that will win. He may not be the best man, but at least he's not being ass fucked by banks like Hillary is.

But getting to the real point here.... Cruz may be smart, be he is a condescending little prick that thinks he is the smartest guy in the room.

He reminds me of a spoiled child that got way too much attention and thought he was "special." He didn't have the guts to become an actor so he went into politics. Now he is unleashing his so called childhood dream of becoming an actor by combining his legal skills with political skill in an attempt to emulate a politician running for president. He has no people skills, doesn't know how to speak to people, unless he is "talking and pausing, talking and pausing" which is the rudest and most selfish form of communication. It implies the listener is STUPID and can't handle a complete thought without breaking it up into pieces. He even talks like that when he is one on one! He is a scared little man and I am beyond pleased that his lame campaign is finally tanking up!!!

Go back home you fucking moron Cruz!! Tell your sorrows to your wife and kid that can't stand you.

I love the smell of my own farts, because I'm special. I can prove it too, caz my grandmother and my mommy said so.

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Old 04-27-2016, 06:32 AM   #5
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He just does not have a likeable face.
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Old 04-27-2016, 06:38 AM   #6
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I have a feeling that at the convention (if Trump wont hit the 50% mark) they're gonna hand Cruz over the nomination.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:21 AM   #7
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He can recite the constitution backwards and I think he's argued more cases in supreme court than anyone ever has. Hell of a lawyer and constitution supporter, and he may get a little bit extreme with his views, but he's better than any democrat running.

Your rant sounds like an angry liberal millennial protester at a college.

I hope that's not the case...
I keep hearing that he knows the constitution so well, but if he did he'd know he's not eligible to be president, how can someone that knows the constitution so well not know that?

and please don't come back and say his mother was a citizen and so that makes him one too, it does not. You get your inheritance from your father, just like your last name and the founding fathers knew that.

Even if you use the argument that he gets citizenship from the mother, then he would also get citizenship from the father and that would make him a Cuban citizen also.

so which one is he? US citizen or Cuban? I'm sure a court would say Cuban because of his father. One thing is definite, he is not a natural born citizen.
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Old 04-27-2016, 07:27 AM   #8
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one guys father fought with Castro, and the other guys the KKK?

this is going to be one entertaining election
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Old 04-27-2016, 08:04 AM   #9
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one guys father fought with Castro, and the other guys the KKK?

this is going to be one entertaining election


You must be confused. Are you referring to Hillary's friend and mentor the Exalted Cyclops of the West Va KKK?


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You must be confused. Are you referring to Hillary's friend and mentor the Exalted Cyclops of the West Va KKK?


no, im referring to Fred Trump of 175-24 DevonShire Road, Jamaica.

the other weird thing here is i thought Cruz's national problem was Canadian? Where does cuban come into this
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Old 04-27-2016, 08:23 AM   #11
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No, I want Trump to win. I called him winning last year after hearing his outrageous declaration speech. I knew if anybody had the balls to talk like that will win. He may not be the best man, but at least he's not being ass fucked by banks like Hillary is.

But getting to the real point here.... Cruz may be smart, be he is a condescending little prick that thinks he is the smartest guy in the room.

He reminds me of a spoiled child that got way too much attention and thought he was "special." He didn't have the guts to become an actor so he went into politics. Now he is unleashing his so called childhood dream of becoming an actor by combining his legal skills with political skill in an attempt to emulate a politician running for president. He has no people skills, doesn't know how to speak to people, unless he is "talking and pausing, talking and pausing" which is the rudest and most selfish form of communication. It implies the listener is STUPID and can't handle a complete thought without breaking it up into pieces. He even talks like that when he is one on one! He is a scared little man and I am beyond pleased that his lame campaign is finally tanking up!!!

Go back home you fucking moron Cruz!! Tell your sorrows to your wife and kid that can't stand you.

I love the smell of my own farts, because I'm special. I can prove it too, caz my grandmother and my mommy said so.

Can you point us to the post where you called all this?
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Old 04-27-2016, 08:24 AM   #12
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the other weird thing here is i thought Cruz's national problem was Canadian? Where does cuban come into this
His father Rafael, from Cuba, obtained political asylum in the United States after his four-year student visa expired.


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How anyone in this business could support candidates that would have them prosecuted for obscenity is beyond me. During the Reagan administration the owners of my company were prosecuted for obscenity for shipping VHS tapes to a red state. These religious right wingers would throw this entire industry in jail if they had the chance.
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Old 04-27-2016, 11:19 AM   #14
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He just does not have a likeable face.
Rule #6, do not trust a man who's smile goes upside down. Rule #7, do not trust a man who's nose looks like a penis.
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Old 04-27-2016, 12:26 PM   #15
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one guys father fought with Castro, and the other guys the KKK?

this is going to be one entertaining election
Cruz's dad Rafael Cruz was besties with Lee Harvey Oswald after JFK was shot Cruz fled to Canada. A connection like that is unreal if you believe that members of our own gov were possibly involved in the assasination.










RAFAEL Cruz Sr on left, Woman from Jack Ruby's club in the middle and Lee Harvey Oswald on right

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^^So you post pics from the National Enquirer!^^
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yea it can't be true if it is from National Enquirer.. Right!?!
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Even when smiling, he always looks like hes sad or worried.
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I keep hearing that he knows the constitution so well, but if he did he'd know he's not eligible to be president, how can someone that knows the constitution so well not know that?

and please don't come back and say his mother was a citizen and so that makes him one too, it does not. You get your inheritance from your father, just like your last name and the founding fathers knew that.

Even if you use the argument that he gets citizenship from the mother, then he would also get citizenship from the father and that would make him a Cuban citizen also.

so which one is he? US citizen or Cuban? I'm sure a court would say Cuban because of his father. One thing is definite, he is not a natural born citizen.
He is eligible. It went to court and judge stated in his favor. How many handshakes or threats happened behind closed doors to ensure it went that way, I have no idea.

I believe he's eligible based on being burped out of an American vagina since the Cruz mommy was definitely an American.

Canadian anchor baby is better than a Kenyan in denial.
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Even when smiling, he always looks like hes sad or worried.
That is soooooo true. He has a really weird face.
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Bush
McCain/Palin
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Cruz

Clearly the GOP don't want to win. The crazy part is people are so brainwashed these guys did get votes and Bush won twice.

It would be interesting to see who here votes for any of these people.
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How anyone in this business could support candidates that would have them prosecuted for obscenity is beyond me. During the Reagan administration the owners of my company were prosecuted for obscenity for shipping VHS tapes to a red state. These religious right wingers would throw this entire industry in jail if they had the chance.
This ^^^^ I am no Trump fan but at least he won't be a threat to this business directly. Cruz is hands down the enemy for this industry.
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He doesn't even pronounce his own name correctly.

It's pronounced: Cruce. not Cruz. The Z is pronounced as a soft C.

I'm surprised Trump never called him on that fact that Cruz has "whitened up" his own name.

I wonder how real Cubans feel about that?
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Cruz's dad Rafael Cruz was besties with Lee Harvey Oswald after JFK was shot Cruz fled to Canada. A connection like that is unreal if you believe that members of our own gov were possibly involved in the assasination.










RAFAEL Cruz Sr on left, Woman from Jack Ruby's club in the middle and Lee Harvey Oswald on right

some strange coincidences.. it's weird that they're trying to attach some connection to the JFK assassination, and using that as a way to discredit it all

'It would not be the first link between the elder Cruz and Castro; Ted admitted last year that his father tried to join Castro's guerrilla army during the 1950s revolution which overthrew the Batista regime in 1959. But he has never been linked to Oswald.

Read more: Ted Cruz denies National Enquirer claim that his dad is in photo with Lee Harvey Oswald | Daily Mail Online
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this is kinda interesting
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