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web4x · 03-25-2003, 09:24 AM

I do Shaoling Gung Fu, anyone else?

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2003, 09:29 AM

I have all bruce lee movies.

chupacabra · 03-25-2003, 09:29 AM

i do kendo, thats it though... no standard forms..

xxxinnovations · 03-25-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I have all bruce lee movies.

I'd say you know ur shit then

CDSmith · 03-25-2003, 09:31 AM

I am a grandmaster of hwoo flung dung

Thrawn$ · 03-25-2003, 09:37 AM

I use my dick like a wepon!
I m a master Cock Killah!

DarkJedi · 03-25-2003, 09:37 AM

I am a Ninja.
My reaction time is 0.00 seconds.
I can kick anyones ass

Mark · 03-25-2003, 09:39 AM

I did shaolin wu shu when I was a young grasshopper..

G Sharp · 03-25-2003, 09:40 AM

[Lips move at different speed from sound]"I do the hidden dragon crouching webmaster fist style WOO AAHHHH! "

smut4all · 03-25-2003, 09:41 AM

1st degree black belt in Crav Maga

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by smut4all
1st degree black belt in Crav Maga

Crav maga kicks ass.

CDSmith · 03-25-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
My reaction time is 0.00 seconds

That is fast.

Gman.357 · 03-25-2003, 09:45 AM

I hold a black belt in Finga Ontrigga.

Nano · 03-25-2003, 09:54 AM

I like red wine, does this count?

grumpy · 03-25-2003, 10:10 AM

i do colt .45

CDSmith · 03-25-2003, 10:15 AM

Bah, any fool can be tough with a gun in his hand. The REAL test is when you are attacked by 3 guys with knives, and all you have for a weapon is a soup spoon.

You need to master the art of knifey-spoony.

demented · 03-25-2003, 10:20 AM

I rule at Mortal Kombat.

dig420 · 03-25-2003, 10:22 AM

http://www.bullshido.tv/dl_goto.asp?id=23

MMA vs. Kung Fu

Danny_C · 03-25-2003, 10:22 AM

I mostly practice Hung Gar and Choy Lay Fut, with some Southern Mantis and Wing Chun.

EscortBiz · 03-25-2003, 10:22 AM

fuck karate, in the real world there are knifes and guns

iroc409 · 03-25-2003, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Bah, any fool can be tough with a gun in his hand. The REAL test is when you are attacked by 3 guys with knives, and all you have for a weapon is a soup spoon.

You need to master the art of knifey-spoony.

you're right, and i agree, but hitting all 3 quick-like with an AR-15 gives you more time to run from the cops

G Sharp · 03-25-2003, 10:27 AM

"I don't know Karate....but I know CRRRAZY"

James Brown [circa 1971]

"I know Mexican Judo"

"Mexican Judo...what's That?"

"Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife."

-- Paul Rodriguez

EscortBiz · 03-25-2003, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by G Sharp
"I don't know Karate....but I know CRRRAZY"

James Brown [circa 1971]

"I know Mexican Judo"

"Mexican Judo...what's That?"

"Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife."

-- Paul Rodriguez

I like those :-)

SleazyDream · 03-25-2003, 10:47 AM

did 4 years of it 3-4 times a week when in university. trained with a bunch of kickboxers. Happy not to do it anymore - i was "different' then

G Sharp · 03-25-2003, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
did 4 years of it 3-4 times a week when in university. trained with a bunch of kickboxers. Happy not to do it anymore - i was "different' then

were you the training bag?

j/k sleazy

Big Monkie · 03-25-2003, 10:56 AM

Shantung black tiger, 35 years. Expert, no way.

03-25-2003, 09:24 AM	#1
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