Anyone MARTIAL ARTS expert?
 

I do Shaoling Gung Fu, anyone else?

I have all bruce lee movies.

i do kendo, thats it though... no standard forms..

I'd say you know ur shit then :thumbsup

I am a grandmaster of hwoo flung dung

I use my dick like a wepon!
I m a master Cock Killah!

I am a Ninja.
My reaction time is 0.00 seconds.
I can kick anyones ass :helpme

I did shaolin wu shu when I was a young grasshopper..

:drinkup

[Lips move at different speed from sound]"I do the hidden dragon crouching webmaster fist style WOO AAHHHH! "

1st degree black belt in Crav Maga

Crav maga kicks ass.

That is fast.

I hold a black belt in Finga Ontrigga.

:glugglug

I like red wine, does this count?

i do colt .45

Bah, any fool can be tough with a gun in his hand. The REAL test is when you are attacked by 3 guys with knives, and all you have for a weapon is a soup spoon.


You need to master the art of knifey-spoony.

I rule at Mortal Kombat.

http://www.bullshido.tv/dl_goto.asp?id=23

MMA vs. Kung Fu :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I mostly practice Hung Gar and Choy Lay Fut, with some Southern Mantis and Wing Chun.

fuck karate, in the real world there are knifes and guns

you're right, and i agree, but hitting all 3 quick-like with an AR-15 gives you more time to run from the cops :winkwink:

"I don't know Karate....but I know CRRRAZY"

James Brown [circa 1971]


"I know Mexican Judo"

"Mexican Judo...what's That?"

"Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife."

-- Paul Rodriguez

I like those :-)

did 4 years of it 3-4 times a week when in university. trained with a bunch of kickboxers. Happy not to do it anymore - i was "different' then

were you the training bag?:1orglaugh :thumbsup j/k sleazy :)

Shantung black tiger, 35 years. Expert, no way.