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Joe Sixpack · 03-24-2003, 10:08 PM

50

Woohoo!

Plat · 03-24-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo
Rule #1341 of being a adult webmaster...

"Don't eat lobster out of a girl's pussy, it makes you grumpy"

That's why god invented crabs

Tala · 03-24-2003, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

It took you since July 2002 to figure that out?

JFDLMGDAO

Lane · 03-24-2003, 10:15 PM

i think its prolly more than %5 of the people who make a living out of this.. but it certainly is decreasing, as the board gets dilluted with more people

foreverjason · 03-24-2003, 10:19 PM

If we were making money why would we tell you?

Think stupid! Wait your stupid you cant.

Non-porn · 03-24-2003, 10:21 PM

Life of a true porn webmaster:

You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.

PhotoShopGuy · 03-24-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Life of a true porn webmaster:

You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.

So true... so fucking true...

Seen this happen to alot of guys in the seven years that I have made my living in this biz

TheJimmy · 03-24-2003, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Life of a true porn webmaster:

You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.

comic yet true to life....

seen that happen more than once, and I'm sure I'll see it happen a few more times...

pentae · 03-24-2003, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.

You also keep acting like a pimp, even though your not worth shit.. Because thats all you know.

DavePlays · 03-24-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pentae

I dont give a fuck how much people are making.. I'm sick of all the fuckwits on this board PRETENDING to be a somebody in this industry.

Who or What are you pretending to be?

wouncie · 03-24-2003, 10:52 PM

You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

quiet · 03-24-2003, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

rdunn404 · 03-24-2003, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

Haha...peas and Benz keys.

Interlude · 03-24-2003, 11:05 PM

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

Shit... I was going to type something but I got the Ultimate Feeds banner this time, I can't think with that ass shaking around.

wouncie · 03-24-2003, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
<a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg">

Manga1 · 03-24-2003, 11:16 PM

Some people just need to be told...

Plat · 03-24-2003, 11:20 PM

wouncie ur teh shite

and those peas look so good!

TDF · 03-24-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404

Haha...peas and Benz keys.

just what i was thinkin..

XXX_Jman · 03-24-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pentae
Let's face it.. 98% of the people who talk shit on this board are nothing but broke, no money fucks.

After spending a few months ocassionally reading this board you'd suspect that the average GFY member:

- Drives the latest Mercedes
- Owns a mansion in Malibu
- Is either Black, or; pimps hoes in their spare time
- Gets over 1,000 signups a day
- Eats lobster from the pussy of a variety of fine bitches at his disposal for various meal stages through his day.

When infact, the reality is..

95% OF YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT IT.

You all thrive on the BULLSHIT persona that you are infact a wealthy hip adult webmaster gangster.

Every one of you pathetic little pricks is trying to LIVE A DREAM that you are not part of this reality.

Face it: YOUR ALL TALK.

Turn off the computer, go outside, get a girlfriend and stop pretending to be something you really are not.

Good day to you.

Hell hath no fury like a failed webmaster

KRL · 03-24-2003, 11:35 PM

Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.

Rich · 03-24-2003, 11:37 PM

TDF · 03-24-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
:=

Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.

and people wonder why I act ignant on GFY

quiet · 03-24-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

and people wonder why I act ignant on GFY

fuck you. i'm weak, i luv ya.

Gman.357 · 03-25-2003, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie

Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
<a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg"></a>

I gots me one of those collars for my doggie too. Works like a charm.

Nasty D · 03-25-2003, 12:48 AM

I prefer a fat juicy steak over lobster any day!

escorpio · 03-25-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo
Rule #1341 of being a adult webmaster...

"Don't eat lobster out of a girl's pussy, it makes you grumpy"

Eating crab from the ho's asscrack is how the real playaz do.

pentae · 03-25-2003, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

Yeah!

pimp shit.

Damn those peas look good.

Ketadream · 03-25-2003, 01:06 AM

wouncie!!!!

Dude raw steak is not healthy for a dog...

nocostporn · 03-25-2003, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.

we live off of our parents...we don't need jobs

jake2000xp · 03-25-2003, 01:28 AM

I am going to make a SERIOUS comment on this. Excuse me if i make any type o's, im still a lil hung from that wild date i had last night, dam she was hot!

Ok, now, crap, one second ok?. I need to wipe the butter off my fingers, there all greasy from butter from my lobster.
Ok now,here we go.. wait.... shiaaaaaat that is one friken beautiful ocean sunset here today, dam i keep getn side tracked huh?

Ok,OK, to MY COMMENT, NOW what i was going to say was..
LISTEN CLOSE
Ahhh shit, hold on one second, brb phone, sorry about this.

Ok back, CRAP I am gona haved to finish my thought later, my new benz is on the lot, I need to go pick it up. Sorry, i will have to finish this thought later.

XSpider · 03-25-2003, 01:30 AM

I'm just here because there is no better form of entertainment in the world then this board.

rdunn404 · 03-25-2003, 01:33 AM

Pentae you need to get a grip. Check it, the average American household income is $42,228.
http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/p60-218.pdf

Now i guarantee that average adult webmasters income here is more than $42k a year. And come on, bragging isn't just webmaster-specific, it's common even at the corporate world lunch table and water cooler. There are many people on this board that are making real money. And plenty of people here may not want fuckwads like you in their biz, hence no site in their profile. Just because your galleries weren't accepted this week doesn't mean that everyone must be in your same boat.

Get ya weight up playboy!

Donnie Gangsta · 03-25-2003, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.

It's all relative to what they consider to be a living.

I recall when Visa imposed $750 fee. Almost EVERYONE on here was bitching that they can't afford $750..

That's pretty sad..

strobi · 03-25-2003, 04:49 AM

Dammit I suck at this.... where are my daily 1000 signups?

NedFLanders · 03-25-2003, 05:06 AM

You can make money... on peddling porn?

JFK · 03-25-2003, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
i'm not going to brag here but.... i make at least $3 a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am slowly working my way up to that Princely sum

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2003, 05:15 AM

I'm sorry... I'll go now.

03-24-2003, 10:15 PM	#54
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	i think its prolly more than %5 of the people who make a living out of this.. but it certainly is decreasing, as the board gets dilluted with more people __________________

03-24-2003, 10:21 PM	#56
Non-porn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In your frig drinking your beer. Posts: 61	Life of a true porn webmaster: You get clued into a way to get traffic. You make $500-$1000 a day for six months: You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp. You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day. Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp) You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes? You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc. You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money) You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again. You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old. You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge. You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy. You pay all bills on time. You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here. You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days. You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond. __________________ “My doctors told me I have a multiple personality disorder” ..We disagree-

03-24-2003, 10:52 PM	#61
wouncie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ASSwatcher.com Posts: 1,005	You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster. But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter! __________________

03-24-2003, 11:20 PM	#67
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	wouncie ur teh shite and those peas look so good! __________________ Im fuckin retired

03-25-2003, 12:48 AM	#75
Nasty D Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: P-Town Posts: 2,563	I prefer a fat juicy steak over lobster any day! __________________ Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money

03-24-2003, 10:08 PM	#51
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	50 Woohoo!

03-24-2003, 10:19 PM	#55
foreverjason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,452	If we were making money why would we tell you? Think stupid! Wait your stupid you cant.

03-24-2003, 11:05 PM	#64
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT! Shit... I was going to type something but I got the Ultimate Feeds banner this time, I can't think with that ass shaking around.

03-24-2003, 11:16 PM	#66
Manga1 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Malakiaville Posts: 952	Some people just need to be told...

03-24-2003, 11:35 PM	#70
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.

03-24-2003, 11:37 PM	#71
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486

03-25-2003, 01:06 AM	#78
Ketadream Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 1,373	wouncie!!!! Dude raw steak is not healthy for a dog... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-25-2003, 01:28 AM	#80
jake2000xp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 434	I am going to make a SERIOUS comment on this. Excuse me if i make any type o's, im still a lil hung from that wild date i had last night, dam she was hot! Ok, now, crap, one second ok?. I need to wipe the butter off my fingers, there all greasy from butter from my lobster. Ok now,here we go.. wait.... shiaaaaaat that is one friken beautiful ocean sunset here today, dam i keep getn side tracked huh? Ok,OK, to MY COMMENT, NOW what i was going to say was.. LISTEN CLOSE Ahhh shit, hold on one second, brb phone, sorry about this. Ok back, CRAP I am gona haved to finish my thought later, my new benz is on the lot, I need to go pick it up. Sorry, i will have to finish this thought later.

03-25-2003, 01:30 AM	#81
XSpider Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 356	I'm just here because there is no better form of entertainment in the world then this board. __________________ XSpider

03-25-2003, 01:33 AM	#82
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	Pentae you need to get a grip. Check it, the average American household income is $42,228. http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/p60-218.pdf Now i guarantee that average adult webmasters income here is more than $42k a year. And come on, bragging isn't just webmaster-specific, it's common even at the corporate world lunch table and water cooler. There are many people on this board that are making real money. And plenty of people here may not want fuckwads like you in their biz, hence no site in their profile. Just because your galleries weren't accepted this week doesn't mean that everyone must be in your same boat. Get ya weight up playboy!

03-25-2003, 04:49 AM	#84
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	Dammit I suck at this.... where are my daily 1000 signups?

03-25-2003, 05:06 AM	#85
NedFLanders Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 412	You can make money... on peddling porn? __________________ omgwtfbbq

03-25-2003, 05:15 AM	#87
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm sorry... I'll go now. __________________ ..and I'm off.