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03-30-2016, 05:38 AM
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Bollocks
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Beer vs. Pussy
This might be old but it bears repeating, I feel.
BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAY-OFF 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER |
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03-30-2016, 05:53 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Beer always wins ...
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03-30-2016, 06:05 AM
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It's 42
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15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
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03-30-2016, 06:19 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Beer is food,beer is life
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03-30-2016, 06:58 AM
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"Every loaf of bread is the sad saga of grains that could have become beer" |
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03-30-2016, 07:49 AM
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Bollocks
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03-30-2016, 07:50 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Beer doesn't make you cum. Game, set, match.
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03-30-2016, 08:07 AM
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Ahahaha, as usual, beer wins...
 
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03-30-2016, 08:28 AM
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Sex Tourist
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Actualy, I need beer AND pussy to be happy
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03-30-2016, 10:06 AM
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Confirmed User
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Beer grows you belly, pussy makes you sweat. One point to..?
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03-30-2016, 10:29 AM
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So fuckin' bored
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03-30-2016, 10:33 AM
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Videochat Solutions
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Beer doesn't nag. and nag, and nag, and nag...
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