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Old 03-20-2016, 01:50 AM   #1
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I just literally prevented a mass murder/shooting

Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!
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Old 03-20-2016, 01:56 AM   #2
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You're not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve...
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Old 03-20-2016, 02:28 AM   #3
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You're not the hero we should have, you're the hero we could have had...
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Old 03-20-2016, 03:02 AM   #4
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Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
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Old 03-20-2016, 03:09 AM   #5
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Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.

Oh and bondage play with an asian half your size makes you a racist bully.

But glad your self esteem is at an all time high!
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Old 03-20-2016, 04:11 AM   #6
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So you think its ok calling someone a gook?
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Old 03-20-2016, 04:38 AM   #7
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save money on the steak and send it to me pay pal for olympics..'

FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS
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Old 03-20-2016, 06:41 AM   #8
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Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
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Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.
I hear this a lot as I'm guilty of that as well.
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Old 03-20-2016, 06:48 AM   #9
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Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
yup RARE is the best but.. Cool story BRO!
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Old 03-20-2016, 06:51 AM   #10
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Old 03-20-2016, 06:53 AM   #11
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He should have shot you for ordering your steak well done.
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Old 03-20-2016, 08:08 AM   #12
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Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!
Your story almost worked, except we all know that a real man eats his steak rare.
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Old 03-20-2016, 09:28 AM   #13
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Old 03-20-2016, 09:35 AM   #14
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The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun
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Old 03-20-2016, 12:17 PM   #15
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Old 03-20-2016, 12:22 PM   #16
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You just got pranked!
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Old 03-20-2016, 12:44 PM   #17
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That's ok, it would be more impressive if you figuratively prevented a mass shooting.
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