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Trump!
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head
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I just literally prevented a mass murder/shooting
Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...
I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called. I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS! |
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Dutch Webmaster!
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Location: Netherlands
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You're not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve...
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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You're not the hero we should have, you're the hero we could have had...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
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Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
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fgfdftre6
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: In the closet with your dad!
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Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.
Oh and bondage play with an asian half your size makes you a racist bully. But glad your self esteem is at an all time high! |
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Femcams.com
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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So you think its ok calling someone a gook?
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Access.
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Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Tac Town.
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save money on the steak and send it to me pay pal for olympics..'
FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS |
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Location: Indiana
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yup RARE is the best but.. Cool story BRO!
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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You should be buried alive with military honors ...
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: so. fla.
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He should have shot you for ordering your steak well done.
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Geo Cities
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Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA
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Shotgun
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Trump!
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head
Posts: 6,442
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You just got pranked!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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That's ok, it would be more impressive if you figuratively prevented a mass shooting.
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