I just literally prevented a mass murder/shooting
 

Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!

You're not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve...

You're not the hero we should have, you're the hero we could have had...

Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.

Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.

Oh and bondage play with an asian half your size makes you a racist bully.

But glad your self esteem is at an all time high!

So you think its ok calling someone a gook?

save money on the steak and send it to me pay pal for olympics..'

FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS
FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS

I hear this a lot as I'm guilty of that as well. :1orglaugh

yup RARE is the best but.. Cool story BRO! :thumbsup:thumbsup

You should be buried alive with military honors ...

He should have shot you for ordering your steak well done.
:thumbsup

Your story almost worked, except we all know that a real man eats his steak rare.

engine is good for gun storage?

Shotgun:2 cents:

Don't let those pesky details get in the way of a good yarn. :1orglaugh

You just got pranked! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's ok, it would be more impressive if you figuratively prevented a mass shooting.