Lets stop fighting and discuss better techniques on how to get women (Men For DREW) in bed

If not being a drunken messageboard poster with mediocre design skills and the wit of a 4 year old, is being an insignificant failure...

Lets hope I never become a front-running popular messageboard success.

i don't think you have anything to fear drew... just keep sitting there chatting it up with your aol buddy list and making those galleries.... you're bound to go far in your sad pathetic life I'm sure... someday...

or, maybe you'll just be hit by a car or something and no one will notice. :1orglaugh

Ahh, I guess that mediocre design skill truth hit home. =)

I do indeed make and submit galleries all the time, fortunately they're promoting my own paysites. =)

While you're still an employee... I do hope your employers will be able to handle you being out all week, while you're taking your remedial web design course at Maui Community College. =)

Someone stop the fight!! Its BEEN over for a few posts now :winkwink:

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my skills might be mediocre drew... but at least they're not that of a 13 year old kid using MSPaint, as I'm sure your *cough* "paysites" (term used very loosely here) must be if they're coming from you... :1orglaugh

He's a glutten for punishment I guess.

Who said it in that other thread? Frank W I think...

He's just like those 50's boxers that keep getting back up after they've been knocked the fuck out... They just don't learn their lesson the first 10 times

Straight up ms paint... =) Even if I did use MS Paint, believe me, it would look much better than anythng you could come up with... =)

You seem to be addicted to 1 point strokes, and your cheesy little gradient overlay. =)

punishment? LOL...

you've said nothing yet to put me off continuing to make fun of you drew... I'm still waiting... :glugglug

MS PAINT... LOL!!!! Drew Kole, you fucking piece of shit, I was drinking coffee when I read that...now I gotta clean up my laptop, DAMMNIT! :1orglaugh

Just put me on ignore again... =)

I'm waiting for the 3rd time in a week.

What other rationality can you come up with, for putting me on ignore, and taking me off 2 times in the matter of 7 days?

You're in love with me... It's ok, I have alot of gay friends, and a few that have said that they love me...

I'm ok with it Amp, is that why you're so scared of me? Afraid that I'll reject you?

It's ok... I'll always be here for you, just not in the way that you want. =(

that's it? That's supposed to make me stop posting? Come on drew.... you can do better than that..... at least say something bad about my mother or something.... :1orglaugh

She's probably a good person, but I do resent the fact that she dropped you on your head so many times.

It would have been nice to piss with someone that wasn't so fucking retarded. =)

you're so elite drew.... can I be you?

Only if you spend some time in china. =)

Grow 9 inchs taller, and 4 inchs longer, laser off your gay tattoos, finish highschool, get a college degree, and grow a sack.

And you'd be a bit closer.

Become a man first.....

wow.... what a man you are! :1orglaugh

that college degree you're so proud of must be hangin' in a gold frame... it got you to the level of making galleries while your rusted '78 Monte Carlo with the bullhorns strapped to the hood sits on cinderblocks out in front of your trailer there in San Antonio huh? :1orglaugh

LMFGAO

Arent you the one trying to sell your IROC?

I drive a bimmer.

I own my own house.

Do you really want to piss? You're the one that got kicked out of his house, and the one that has a what... 85 IROC?

Cheers. =) I can piss all day with you Amp, its not that hard... just shows how much you're in love with me, the fact that you keep coming back and coming back, really shows how much you "don't give a fuck about me" or like yesterday, "Im not going to acknowledge your presence"

Keep on making those shitty paysites and fiending for banners, bud. =)

lol... nope. I sold my Iroc. Was an '89 not an '85. Was fully restored as well. You drive a beemer? Wow. I drove a beemer in 1987. Is this supposed to solidify your coolness or something? Who fuckin' cares if you drive a shitty BMW... lol
You OWN that trailer? I'm stunned. The gallery game must be booming. I'll own this house on the south beach of Maui in just a few short months my gay texan friend. And my shitty paysite makin' skillz are payin' for it. :glugglug

just keep telling yourself that. =)

I'll send you an 8 x 10 glossy of the title.... you can hang it next to your degree.... lol

Damn, Amp. This last post shows never to count you out. This man's got some fight. Kinda like that scene in Raging Bull....dude's drenched in blood, but you can see the intensity and drive and occassional crushing hits.

He's got fight, unfortunately he doesn't know wtf he's talkin about. =)

Gonna send me the title? WTF does that mean? The bank owns your ass until you pay it in full or sell it.

And I doubt he could even afford 1 payment on the so-called $600k house. =)

lol... I pay more in rent alone right now than you make in 2 months drew... and who said anything about $600k? Last appraisel I saw had it at 800k... :glugglug

Sure bud. =)

Mmmmm, more msgboard lies. =)

On a 800 jumbo loan, you're gonna be required to put down around $80-160k minimum. Even right now with interest rates being good, you'd be hard pressed to have anyone take the note for less than that.

Remaining would be around $6800/mo in rent. In order for you to get the loan, you're going to need a .3-.50 frontend ratio.

So you'd need to make around $250k+/yr for the past 2 years.

You could go jumbo stated, if you can find the right company to back ya, but you're gonna boost up your interest rate pretty nicely. =)

You could go interest only, but I'm not sure if there are any brokers doing that out of hawaii and it effects the same #'s.

So, you're going from driving an 89 IROC, to having $100k+ in the bank and making $200k+ a year for the past 2 years, eh Amp?

Cheers. =)

hahaha.... nice try college boy! Decent attempt there too I might add... that's a fair run of the numbers.... you might be smarter than you look! :1orglaugh

as I've said in the past... you really don't fucking know anything about me drew... except that which I decide for you to know. Keep pushing galleries in Texas bud... maybe you'll get smarter in time. :glugglug

I know you lie out your ass, trying to impress peeps on this board. =)

Its quite funny... you don't even understand you're the blunt of the joke here. Everyone else is in on it, everyone else see's how pathetic you are.

We're having a grand ol' time with it, =)

poor misguided drew. :glugglug

If this post was a badly dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movie, it would read...

Drew Kole: [Charlie Chan accent] "Feel the power of my Obi Wan Einstein Logical Analysis Striking Crane style."

AMP: "My Temple is better than your Temple."

[Grunt and hard looks]

"We Fight"

[Barely coherent ooo wah noises and fight sound effects]

Not logical einstein analysis.

I used to be a mortgage banker... Amp just chose to lie out of his ass regarding the wrong thing. =)

It's too funny, next he's gonna say that he'll get a VA loan with that house, mwahahaha.

You've got to be the best gfy character around today.

i knew it :)

"laughting my fucking gay ass off"

Based on his past sigs and Photoshop Chops... "Laughing my fucking GUIDO ass off"

my girl was AVP for Bank of America Mortgage Division, underwriter for RMIC, currently runs a large mortgage company, and has over 16 years in the biz Mr. "I was a mortgage banker"....


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And?

You're still lying out your ass... Congrats.

whatever you say college boy... :glugglug

Drew,

Maybe I'm using the wrong numbers at http://shearsonmortgage.com/calculat...rtgageLoan.asp

But with a 10% down on a 800K property at achievable rate [at shearsonmortgage] of 5.2%

The monthly is $3,980 not 6.8K per your model

What other fees is this calculation missing?