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Who's watching the Oscars tonight?
Oscar night - and the wife and I will likely watch just to see the 'dead people' segment.
("Gee, I didn't know that old fart was still alive") Any picks on what'll take Best Picture? Best Actor? Best director? Anyone really care? |
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Hope Leo gets an Oscar
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i'll be throwing my styrofoam brick at the television if dicaprio wins for that dreck of a performance in the irrelevant.
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So Fucking What
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a white guy will win
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i cunt a4d 2 be watching the Oscars tonight....
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I only care about the Cinematography award. And maybe the Best Screenplay award.
That said, I won't be watching...I will be on set, behind the camera, getting paid to shoot my first indie feature. |
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DiCaprio: Hey, I ate raw fish and buffalo...and grunted a lot. Didn't you see the hardship in my facial expressions? I deserve an Oscar! You got paid $20,000,000 to do that. Sit the fuck down. #OscarSoEntitled |
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I used to care mostly about the technical awards (Best VFX, etc) but they pushed those awards to a kids-table style awards show that is on some other night, and broadcast on TLC or Discovery or something like that.
Regardless I will PVR it so I can skip through the dull moments. Looking forward to Chris Rock insulting some people.
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I can't stand chris rock.
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I need a beer
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I always find it repetitive and boring.
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BrassMonkey will be there he's the Custodian for the night
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I'm a great bowler.
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My picks.
Best Picture: The Revenant Best Actor: Leo Best Actress: Charlotte Rampling Supporting Actor: Tom Hardy Supporting Actress: Alicia Vikander Animated Feature: Inside Out Cinematography: Mad Max Costume Design: The Danish Girl Directing: The Revenant Documentary: Amy Film Editing: Star Wars Music (Original Score): Star Wars Music (Original Song): "Writings on the Wall" - Spectre Those are the ones that really matter. |
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You just know I will be glued to my TV
Yeah right...
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hey
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I noticed fart in your tags. Well played.
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not me
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See signature :)
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I just read that libbies and Africans want to introduce race quotas for nominees. LOL.
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Not me. I have a hockey game and then beers at the bar. Wouldn't watch them even if I was home though.
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And waiting to see if Chris Rock goes offside enough to prompt someone to say Go Fuck Yourself. |
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I won't be watching, as black folks would say I'm boycotting.
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Let's do some business!
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Any mention of what the quota should be for Hispanics, Asians, and Indians?
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I don't know if anyone is showing it in the UK - I expect I could find a stream if I can be bothered to look...
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See signature :)
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working on my tan
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Pretty god opening by Rock.
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Chris Rock's opening made me want to puke.
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Even I was like "ok Chris, that's enough talk about black people and Hollywood."
Five minutes would have been too much, but he went on for about ten -- and they even had a sketch. Academy was overcompensating a little too much.
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Brasssssssss Dindu Nuffin
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i am not able to watch :/
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Tell me about it, I stopped watching it the second time..
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Let's make a big deal about how blacks weren't nominated, but have two fucked up jokes about Asians during the show. Real diversity there, Hollywood. Catering to the group that cries the loudest, but produces the least.
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