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theking · 03-22-2003, 09:43 AM

In todays news about the progress of the liberation of the Iraqi people....the 7th CAV is still making its drive to Baghdad, but came to a brief halt when they came across a strange site in the desert. They found what they originally thought was an Iraqi fucking a sheep, but during the interrogation they learned that the person was actually a citizen of Australia, whose name is Joe Sixpack. Joe Sixpack explained to the interogators that in his many travels to distant lands he found that the sheep in Iraqi were better sexual partners than the sheep in Australia.

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AdultNex · 03-22-2003, 09:45 AM

directfiesta · 03-22-2003, 09:46 AM

I agree with Joe. Better to fuck a sheep, even Iraqui, than getting your dick sucked by TheKing ....

DarkJedi · 03-22-2003, 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by theking

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grow up.

Scott McD · 03-22-2003, 09:49 AM

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The sheep said it would have preferred a scud up it's arse...

KRL · 03-22-2003, 09:52 AM

Joe's the one in the middle obviously.

Joe Sixpack · 03-22-2003, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by theking
In todays news about the progress of the liberation of the Iraqi people....the 7th CAV is still making its drive to Baghdad, but came to a brief halt when they came across a strange site in the desert. They found what they originally thought was an Iraqi fucking a sheep, but during the interrogation they learned that the person was actually a citizen of Australia, whose name is Joe Sixpack. Joe Sixpack explained to the interogators that in his many travels to distant lands he found that the sheep in Iraqi were better sexual partners than the sheep in Australia.

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You have no idea how much pleasure it gives me to know how often you think of me!

Joe Sixpack · 03-22-2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Joe's the one in the middle obviously.

You do know what 'sheep' are don't you?

Ahhhhh... the US education system. Turning out new morons every minute.

AdultNex · 03-22-2003, 10:02 AM

This is more like it:

03-22-2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by theking
In todays news about the progress of the liberation of the Iraqi people....the 7th CAV is still making its drive to Baghdad, but came to a brief halt when they came across a strange site in the desert. They found what they originally thought was an Iraqi fucking a sheep, but during the interrogation they learned that the person was actually a citizen of Australia, whose name is Joe Sixpack. Joe Sixpack explained to the interogators that in his many travels to distant lands he found that the sheep in Iraqi were better sexual partners than the sheep in Australia.

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M mmmmmmmmm kaaayyyyyy...

Joe Sixpack · 03-22-2003, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox

M mmmmmmmmm kaaayyyyyy...

Mommy hasn't given him his morning blowjob yet...

Theo · 03-22-2003, 10:04 AM

your imagination hit a new level,you should start working for cnn :-)

theking · 03-22-2003, 10:21 AM

...Joe Sixpack further stated that once he learned that Saddam was also a lover of sheep he became a devout supporter of Saddam. During the course of the interrogation a mini fight broke out when several irate people appeared on the scene (apparently sheep fuckers also and later identified as directfiesta, DarkJedi and others) claiming that Joe Sixpack had stolen their favorite sheep.

directfiesta · 03-22-2003, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by theking
...Joe Sixpack further stated that once he learned that Saddam was also a lover of sheep he became a devout supporter of Saddam. During the course of the interrogation a mini fight broke out when several irate people appeared on the scene (apparently sheep fuckers also and later identified as directfiesta, DarkJedi and others) claiming that Joe Sixpack had stolen their favorite sheep.

I just got from unconfirmed reliable intelligence that JoeSixPack is heading to the USA.

According to him, he discovered thru this board that most sheeps can be found in the USA. The biggest heard has a GWB dyed on it's wool.

theking · 03-22-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by directfiesta

I just got from unconfirmed reliable intelligence that JoeSixPack is heading to the USA.

According to him, he discovered thru this board that most sheeps can be found in the USA. The biggest heard has a GWB dyed on it's wool.

...the dispute was settled when Joe Sixpack was convinced to trade a camel to directfiesta (it turns out that he prefers fucking camels over sheep and directfiesta named Webby as having stolen his camel earlier in the month), and DarkJedi was satisfied when Joe Sixpack was convinced to give DarkJedi a chicken (it turns out that DarkJedi prefers fucking chickens...well actually it was a rooster...he prefers males). DarkJedi begged the interrogators to keep this secret as he explained that, while Saddam will tolerate camel fuckers, he has been known to execute chicken fuckers.

theking · 03-22-2003, 01:50 PM

...after searching Joe Sixpack's tent and campsite and finding the remanents of a burned American Flag the interrogators decided to hold Joe Sixpack. The 7th CAV is on the move again with Joe Sixpack strapped saddle wise to the main gun of an M1-Abram's. It is being reported that when the tank hits some particularly rough terrain, his screams are louder than the sirens going off in Baghdad.

foreverjason · 03-22-2003, 01:52 PM

Its actually like 12 in the night in Iraq

theking · 03-22-2003, 05:14 PM

...update...the 7th CAV is still on the move...their new found siren is still sounding.

theking · 03-23-2003, 01:32 AM

...update...the 7th CAV ran into a sandstorm and somehow Joe Sixpack disappeared...they have determined that this person may be a danger to anyone displaying an American flag so Americans beware.

03-22-2003, 09:43 AM	#1
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Gooood Morrrrrning IIIIIraq In todays news about the progress of the liberation of the Iraqi people....the 7th CAV is still making its drive to Baghdad, but came to a brief halt when they came across a strange site in the desert. They found what they originally thought was an Iraqi fucking a sheep, but during the interrogation they learned that the person was actually a citizen of Australia, whose name is Joe Sixpack. Joe Sixpack explained to the interogators that in his many travels to distant lands he found that the sheep in Iraqi were better sexual partners than the sheep in Australia. (Feel free to add to this report) __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

03-22-2003, 09:46 AM	#3
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,778	I agree with Joe. Better to fuck a sheep, even Iraqui, than getting your dick sucked by TheKing .... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

03-22-2003, 10:21 AM	#13
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	...Joe Sixpack further stated that once he learned that Saddam was also a lover of sheep he became a devout supporter of Saddam. During the course of the interrogation a mini fight broke out when several irate people appeared on the scene (apparently sheep fuckers also and later identified as directfiesta, DarkJedi and others) claiming that Joe Sixpack had stolen their favorite sheep. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

03-22-2003, 01:50 PM	#16
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	...after searching Joe Sixpack's tent and campsite and finding the remanents of a burned American Flag the interrogators decided to hold Joe Sixpack. The 7th CAV is on the move again with Joe Sixpack strapped saddle wise to the main gun of an M1-Abram's. It is being reported that when the tank hits some particularly rough terrain, his screams are louder than the sirens going off in Baghdad. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

03-22-2003, 05:14 PM	#18
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	...update...the 7th CAV is still on the move...their new found siren is still sounding. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	This is more like it:

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	your imagination hit a new level,you should start working for cnn :-)

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03-23-2003, 01:32 AM	#19
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	...update...the 7th CAV ran into a sandstorm and somehow Joe Sixpack disappeared...they have determined that this person may be a danger to anyone displaying an American flag so Americans beware. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html