Gooood Morrrrrning IIIIIraq
 

In todays news about the progress of the liberation of the Iraqi people....the 7th CAV is still making its drive to Baghdad, but came to a brief halt when they came across a strange site in the desert. They found what they originally thought was an Iraqi fucking a sheep, but during the interrogation they learned that the person was actually a citizen of Australia, whose name is Joe Sixpack. Joe Sixpack explained to the interogators that in his many travels to distant lands he found that the sheep in Iraqi were better sexual partners than the sheep in Australia.

(Feel free to add to this report)

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I agree with Joe. Better to fuck a sheep, even Iraqui, than getting your dick sucked by TheKing ....

grow up.

The sheep said it would have preferred a scud up it's arse...

http://funpix.ru/erotic/2.jpg

Joe's the one in the middle obviously. :1orglaugh

You have no idea how much pleasure it gives me to know how often you think of me! :1orglaugh

You do know what 'sheep' are don't you?

Ahhhhh... the US education system. Turning out new morons every minute. :1orglaugh

This is more like it:

http://www.nature.com/nsu/010208/images/sheep_200.jpg

http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...acters/49a.gif


M mmmmmmmmm kaaayyyyyy... :321GFY

Mommy hasn't given him his morning blowjob yet...

your imagination hit a new level,you should start working for cnn :-)

...Joe Sixpack further stated that once he learned that Saddam was also a lover of sheep he became a devout supporter of Saddam. During the course of the interrogation a mini fight broke out when several irate people appeared on the scene (apparently sheep fuckers also and later identified as directfiesta, DarkJedi and others) claiming that Joe Sixpack had stolen their favorite sheep.

I just got from unconfirmed reliable intelligence that JoeSixPack is heading to the USA.

According to him, he discovered thru this board that most sheeps can be found in the USA. The biggest heard has a GWB dyed on it's wool.

http://www.ibillsucks.info/files/sheeps.gif

...the dispute was settled when Joe Sixpack was convinced to trade a camel to directfiesta (it turns out that he prefers fucking camels over sheep and directfiesta named Webby as having stolen his camel earlier in the month), and DarkJedi was satisfied when Joe Sixpack was convinced to give DarkJedi a chicken (it turns out that DarkJedi prefers fucking chickens...well actually it was a rooster...he prefers males). DarkJedi begged the interrogators to keep this secret as he explained that, while Saddam will tolerate camel fuckers, he has been known to execute chicken fuckers.

...after searching Joe Sixpack's tent and campsite and finding the remanents of a burned American Flag the interrogators decided to hold Joe Sixpack. The 7th CAV is on the move again with Joe Sixpack strapped saddle wise to the main gun of an M1-Abram's. It is being reported that when the tank hits some particularly rough terrain, his screams are louder than the sirens going off in Baghdad.

Its actually like 12 in the night in Iraq

...update...the 7th CAV is still on the move...their new found siren is still sounding.

...update...the 7th CAV ran into a sandstorm and somehow Joe Sixpack disappeared...they have determined that this person may be a danger to anyone displaying an American flag so Americans beware.