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LovinNothin · 02-03-2016, 07:07 AM

Of all the politicians running, he is the worst.

He speaks like he just graduated "Politician School 101" and does that annoying pattern when he speaks:

He talks, then he pauses, then talks, then pauses, then talks....!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!!! He thinks he's talking to children and they have to catch up? Or, he loves the sound of his own voice and pauses to savor each moment he speaks.

He has that whiny plugged up nasal voice. I bet he was a spoiled asshole brat when he was a kid and never learned to speak correctly.

He must spend 2 hours in the mirror grooming himself.

A self absorbed asshole that never had the talent to be an actor, so he went into politics.

How is it that assholes like that end up with so much political power? Is the country really that fucking stupid???

I get sick when I see or hear him speak. He says the same stupid things every time he opens his trap.

Go pluck your eyebrows and dye your hair some more you fucking fake moronic politician!!!

"I'm so important. (pause) And so smart (pause), everybody (pause) come here and (pause) listen to me (pause) speak.

bronco67 · 02-03-2016, 07:11 AM

he also has the most punchable face ever. This look says "please smash me in the face with a canoe".

12clicks · 02-03-2016, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LovinNothin

Of all the politicians running, he is the worst.

He speaks like he just graduated "Politician School 101" and does that annoying pattern when he speaks:

He talks, then he pauses, then talks, then pauses, then talks....!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!!! He thinks he's talking to children and they have to catch up? Or, he loves the sound of his own voice and pauses to savor each moment he speaks.

He has that whiny plugged up nasal voice. I bet he was a spoiled asshole brat when he was a kid and never learned to speak correctly.

He must spend 2 hours in the mirror grooming himself.

A self absorbed asshole that never had the talent to be an actor, so he went into politics.

How is it that assholes like that end up with so much political power? Is the country really that fucking stupid???

I get sick when I see or hear him speak. He says the same stupid things every time he opens his trap.

Go pluck your eyebrows and dye your hair some more you fucking fake moronic politician!!!

I'd love to hear who you like.

LovinNothin · 02-03-2016, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

I'd love to hear who you like.

I called it last year. It's going to be Berny vs. Trump at the end.

I like them both because both are not banked owned.

I like Berny, but, he does seem to promise way too much. Free college and free medical, the only way to do that is to end all the wars.

I like Trump because he is a real business man and this country is a business and needs an experienced person to run it like one. Trump has the ego and the balls to pull it off so we should let him.

I don't think Berny has the physical strength to pull it off and I see his health getting worse. It may affect his campaign.

I think Trump will win by 53 to 58%.

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bronco67 · 02-03-2016, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LovinNothin

I called it last year. It's going to be Berny vs. Trump at the end.

I like them both because both are not banked owned.

I like Berny, but, he does seem to promise way too much. Free college and free medical, the only way to do that is to end all the wars.

Hillary definitely has a lot worry about with after the contest in Iowa. Bernie Sanders doesn't seem like so much of a joke anymore. You could say he also won Iowa.

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 08:19 AM

Ted's college roommate.....

Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

"I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the phone book.")

2MuchMark · 02-03-2016, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

he also has the most punchable face ever. This look says "please smash me in the face with a canoe".

crockett · 02-03-2016, 08:25 AM

Ted Cruz is the candidate Republicans deserve. Sorry when your entire party acts like spoiled brats and children, this is what you end up with.

ITraffic · 02-03-2016, 08:27 AM

he seems more popular than trump at this point.

MaDalton · 02-03-2016, 08:27 AM

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

MetaMan · 02-03-2016, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

Lol says the guy who drools over muslim refugees

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

he seems more popular than trump at this point.

He's not. I suspect a lot of people supported Cruz in Iowa because they cannot stand Trump. He has zero chance of being elected in a general election.

MaDalton · 02-03-2016, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lol says the guy who drools over muslim refugees

post proof or fuck off

dyna mo · 02-03-2016, 08:34 AM

apparently, the liberals love him and are very happy he beat Trump. that's the important thing to a liberal, beating Trump.

ITraffic · 02-03-2016, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

hate to break it to you but every political leader that has ever existed has probably consulted a higher power in the moments before massive life and death decisions for their country.

dyna mo · 02-03-2016, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

hate to break it to you but every political leader that has ever existed has probably consulted a higher power in the moments before massive life and death decisions for their country.

but it's OK when a liberal does it. like when Obama and Hillary send their prayers to shooting victims. or when Obama asks the USA to send its prayers to Christians persecuted by ISIS.

12clicks · 02-03-2016, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

but it's OK when a liberal does it. like when Obama and Hillary send their prayers to shooting victims. or when Obama asks the USA to send its prayers to Christians persecuted by ISIS.

its the liberal way.

2MuchMark · 02-03-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

dyna mo · 02-03-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

President Obama said he prays America will seek God's face every day.

"When I wake in the morning, I wait on the Lord and I ask him to give me the strength to do right by our country and its people," he said.

"And when I go to bed at night, I wait on the Lord, and I ask him to forgive me of my sins and look after my family and the American people. And to make me an instrument of His will," he continued.

Obama Intimately Shares His Faith in God - US - CBN News - Christian News 24-7 - CBN.com

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

he seems more popular than trump at this point.

Where do you get your "information"?

RealClearPolitics - 2016 Election 2016 Presidential Polls

TCLGirls · 02-03-2016, 10:08 AM

Rafael "Ted The Cuban Canadian" Cruz is running high his week. It'll come crashing down soon enough.

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

He's not. I suspect a lot of people supported Cruz in Iowa because they cannot stand Trump. He has zero chance of being elected in a general election.

More misinformation from a low information person.

Right now Clinton leads Trump in one on one national election by 2.7 %

Not exactly a "zero chance". And also that is while the primaries are still going on.

Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

More misinformation from a low information person.

Right now Clinton leads Trump in one on one national election by 2.7 %

Not exactly a "zero chance". And also that is while the primaries are still going on.

Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

We're talking about Cruz, not sure what you're talking about.

CDSmith · 02-03-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

Let's not put the dessert before the salad.

But damn that dessert looks tantalizing. Trump vs Hills 1 on 1 for the cup. Can't you just smell the fake hair and deleted emails burning?

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

We're talking about Cruz, not sure what you're talking about.

Jesus Christ you ARE fucking stupid!!!
I quoted YOU saying Trump had zero chance in the general election.

And I posted up the latest poll showing that yes he does.

You know...I was thinking that you were just an asshole...but now I'm thinking you really are plain out dumb.

EDIT: I take that back. I just re-read what you originally said. It could be interpreted as either Trump OR Cruz. So that's my bad if you were saying Cruz had "zero chance".
I actually agree with that 100%. No way a religious nutcase would get enough votes in the general election.
I apologize.

Magnetron · 02-03-2016, 10:30 AM

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Jesus Christ you ARE fucking stupid!!!
I quoted YOU saying Trump had zero chance in the general election.

And I posted up the latest poll showing that yes he does.

You know...I was thinking that you were just an asshole...but now I'm thinking you really are plain out dumb.

Wrong. You quoted me saying CRUZ has zero chance.

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Wrong. You quoted me saying CRUZ has zero chance.

Must have misread it.
I agree with you. And I apologize for jumping the gun and attacking you on that.

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Must have misread it.
I agree with you. And I apologize for jumping the gun and attacking you on that.

No prob, I figured that's what happened.

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

No prob, I figured that's what happened.

Plus you "cheat" by having George Carlin as your avatar. I can't stay mad at you because everything you type has his picture beside it. lol

Tubthumper · 02-03-2016, 10:50 AM

Cruz spent all his focus and millions of dollars on Iowa only to finish a few percentage points ahead of Trump, and Cruz was just about guaranteed to win that state anyway. Yet even with his sure success, he decided to play dirty and send out voter violation e-mails to people who didn't vote. His camp also told voters that Ben Carson was dropping out after Iowa and that they should rethink wasting their vote on Carson, which potentially made a lot of Carson supporters vote for Cruz since they carry much of the same religious fan base. Now Cruz will be known as Cruz the liar and Donald Trump has already begun the attack on Cruz over the e-mails and Carson thing. Hell, even soft-spoken Carson has openly said Cruz's deceit pissed him off.

Also, Ted Cruz looks a bit aspy. Iowans voted for a Canadian aspergers victim as their candidate. We need to build a wall around them and block them from the rest of America, providing refugee status to those who desired freedom and voted for Trump.

SuckOnThis · 02-03-2016, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Plus you "cheat" by having George Carlin as your avatar. I can't stay mad at you because everything you type has his picture beside it. lol

Better? lol

SAMANTAmax · 02-03-2016, 11:00 AM

It looks like doesnt have enough authority

bronco67 · 02-03-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Ted Cruz is the candidate Republicans deserve. Sorry when your entire party acts like spoiled brats and children, this is what you end up with.

and it's very likely he can win because while he's hated by people who deal with him on a daily basis in DC, that might not be the case for Republican voters with the "anti-establishment" mindset. If you think Washington is gridlocked now, just watch what happens if Cruz is in the White House. He'll make Barack Obama look like the Republicans' BFF.

ITraffic · 02-03-2016, 12:53 PM

this is politics. not a spelling bee.

trump needs more than a few dumb rude slogans and stadiums filled with people with grade 7 educations and misspelled signs to win.

millions are going to flow to the candidate who is most likely to beat trump and that money will be used by sophisticated political operators and outfits to run circles around him on voting day. as the did on monday.

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

Cruz spent all his focus and millions of dollars on Iowa only to finish a few percentage points ahead of Trump, and Cruz was just about guaranteed to win that state anyway. Yet even with his sure success, he decided to play dirty and send out voter violation e-mails to people who didn't vote. His camp also told voters that Ben Carson was dropping out after Iowa and that they should rethink wasting their vote on Carson, which potentially made a lot of Carson supporters vote for Cruz since they carry much of the same religious fan base. Now Cruz will be known as Cruz the liar and Donald Trump has already begun the attack on Cruz over the e-mails and Carson thing. Hell, even soft-spoken Carson has openly said Cruz's deceit pissed him off.

Also, Ted Cruz looks a bit aspy. Iowans voted for a Canadian aspergers victim as their candidate. We need to build a wall around them and block them from the rest of America, providing refugee status to those who desired freedom and voted for Trump.

RebelR · 02-03-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Better? lol

TCLGirls · 02-03-2016, 01:19 PM

Trump's fraud allegation against Cruz, plus that sneaky "voting grade" mailer Cruz out, could damage Cruz a bit...if the other candidates focus on that in the upcoming GOP debate.

Ferus · 02-03-2016, 01:47 PM

I always thought he looked like Griffin from MIB3 - or is it just me? However, I would vote for Griffin

georgeyw · 02-03-2016, 01:55 PM

When does this all come to a climax?

It seems to never end, just have an election already, years of bullshit ass licking each time there is a presidential election.

VRPdommy · 02-03-2016, 07:18 PM

Apparently, he is a better actor than you give him credit for.

Robbie · 02-03-2016, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Better? lol

Goddamnit! Bring back George!

LovinNothin · 02-04-2016, 06:05 AM

Holy Fuck! When I see so this pic I wanna print it and take a dump on it! I hate this smarmy fucking cunt. This pic was taken after he sniffed his own fart...and enjoyed it.

2MuchMark · 02-04-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

apparently, the liberals love him and are very happy he beat Trump. that's the important thing to a liberal, beating Trump.

Wrong, you Fox & Friends friend.

Liberals (like me) hate both Cruz and Trump because they're liars, panderers, and a bullshitters. We like the fact that Trump lost in his first big contest but we're no fans of Cruz either. We'll be quite happy when Hillary or Bernie beats Cruz (or Trump) and becomes president.

Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2016, 09:20 AM

He has that face where you just want to smack him

C H R I S · 02-04-2016, 01:17 PM

Yep yep yep....

dyna mo · 02-04-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Wrong, you Fox & Friends friend.

Liberals (like me) hate both Cruz and Trump because they're liars, panderers, and a bullshitters. We like the fact that Trump lost in his first big contest but we're no fans of Cruz either. We'll be quite happy when Hillary or Bernie beats Cruz (or Trump) and becomes president.

wait, you were just high fiving FOX news last week. shifting winds.

fitzmulti · 02-04-2016, 01:38 PM

Ted Cruz sounds like a whiny little bitch.

Penny24Seven · 02-04-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Must have misread it.
I agree with you. And I apologize for jumping the gun and attacking you on that.

So rare to see someone own up to a simple mistake and move on without it taking up 3 pages of posts about each others Mom LOL.
Way to go guys.

Penny24Seven · 02-04-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LovinNothin

Holy Fuck! When I see so this pic I wanna print it and take a dump on it! I hate this smarmy fucking cunt. This pic was taken after he sniffed his own fart...and enjoyed it.

He reminds me of a used car salesman. out to fuck you over for your last dollar. Surprised so many voted for him with that look.

Pipecrew · 02-04-2016, 02:19 PM

Ted Cruz hugs daughter

02-03-2016, 07:07 AM	#1
LovinNothin So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 565	I fucking hate Ted Cruz!!! Of all the politicians running, he is the worst. He speaks like he just graduated "Politician School 101" and does that annoying pattern when he speaks: He talks, then he pauses, then talks, then pauses, then talks....!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!!! He thinks he's talking to children and they have to catch up? Or, he loves the sound of his own voice and pauses to savor each moment he speaks. He has that whiny plugged up nasal voice. I bet he was a spoiled asshole brat when he was a kid and never learned to speak correctly. He must spend 2 hours in the mirror grooming himself. A self absorbed asshole that never had the talent to be an actor, so he went into politics. How is it that assholes like that end up with so much political power? Is the country really that fucking stupid??? I get sick when I see or hear him speak. He says the same stupid things every time he opens his trap. Go pluck your eyebrows and dye your hair some more you fucking fake moronic politician!!! "I'm so important. (pause) And so smart (pause), everybody (pause) come here and (pause) listen to me (pause) speak.

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Tubthumper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 203	Cruz spent all his focus and millions of dollars on Iowa only to finish a few percentage points ahead of Trump, and Cruz was just about guaranteed to win that state anyway. Yet even with his sure success, he decided to play dirty and send out voter violation e-mails to people who didn't vote. His camp also told voters that Ben Carson was dropping out after Iowa and that they should rethink wasting their vote on Carson, which potentially made a lot of Carson supporters vote for Cruz since they carry much of the same religious fan base. Now Cruz will be known as Cruz the liar and Donald Trump has already begun the attack on Cruz over the e-mails and Carson thing. Hell, even soft-spoken Carson has openly said Cruz's deceit pissed him off. Also, Ted Cruz looks a bit aspy. Iowans voted for a Canadian aspergers victim as their candidate. We need to build a wall around them and block them from the rest of America, providing refugee status to those who desired freedom and voted for Trump. __________________ "Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer." - Al Bundy

02-03-2016, 08:19 AM	#6
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Ted's college roommate..... Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate "I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the phone book.")

02-03-2016, 08:25 AM	#8
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Ted Cruz is the candidate Republicans deserve. Sorry when your entire party acts like spoiled brats and children, this is what you end up with.

02-03-2016, 08:27 AM	#9
ITraffic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,725	he seems more popular than trump at this point.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,922	apparently, the liberals love him and are very happy he beat Trump. that's the important thing to a liberal, beating Trump.

02-03-2016, 10:08 AM	#21
TCLGirls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: California Posts: 3,068	Rafael "Ted The Cuban Canadian" Cruz is running high his week. It'll come crashing down soon enough.

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SAMANTAmax TieMeUp Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Home Posts: 7,047	It looks like doesnt have enough authority __________________ 1million $ in a Month

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TCLGirls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: California Posts: 3,068	Trump's fraud allegation against Cruz, plus that sneaky "voting grade" mailer Cruz out, could damage Cruz a bit...if the other candidates focus on that in the upcoming GOP debate.

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Ferus Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,108	I always thought he looked like Griffin from MIB3 - or is it just me? However, I would vote for Griffin

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VRPdommy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 11,848	Apparently, he is a better actor than you give him credit for.

02-04-2016, 06:05 AM	#42
LovinNothin So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 565	Holy Fuck! When I see so this pic I wanna print it and take a dump on it! I hate this smarmy fucking cunt. This pic was taken after he sniffed his own fart...and enjoyed it.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	He has that face where you just want to smack him

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Ted Cruz hugs daughter