WTF? I just got Iraq spam. - GoFuckYourself.com

rdunn404 · 03-22-2003, 12:56 AM

The link they sent leads to some books on understanding the Koran and the future of Iraq. These spammers are staying ahead of the curve, huh? Here's the email...

IRAQ IN BIBLE PROPHESY
2,000-year-old Bible prophecies foretold Iraq's present and her future:

1. IRAQ WOULD BECOME THE CENTER OF EARTH'S EVIL
Never before in history has a nation paid families $25,000 dollars to send
their child out strapped with dynamite to blow up innocent people; use gas
and chemical weapons to destroy cities of her own people, not torture, rape
and mutilate as Iraq has done.

2. IRAQ WOULD CORRUPT THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
New Age astrology, the Catholic's celibate priesthood, and Islamic worship of
the moon god all originated in Babylon and have spread to 3 billion people.

3. IRAQ WILL ONE DAY WRECK THE WORLD'S ECONOMY
Iraq's giant oil fields have enable her to start two recessions and now
threatens to send the price of oil to $100 a barrel and start a world-wide
depression.

4. IRAQ WILL REIGN MASS DESTRUCTION ON THE HUMAN RACE
The Revelation says that death will rise from Iraq's Euphrates to rain death
on one third of the world's population in 60 minutes of human history.
Neither inspectors nor armies can prevent this-they can only delay it.

stanton · 03-22-2003, 12:59 AM

yeah ok...blame Iraq for having oil in their country..

stanton · 03-22-2003, 01:00 AM

Blame Ford for inventing a car then

TDF · 03-22-2003, 01:02 AM

babylon=iraq

galleryseek · 03-22-2003, 01:03 AM

blahblahblahblah

goBigtime · 03-22-2003, 01:25 AM

I was curious about #4 up there... so I searched euphrates (a river) and koran on google...

http://hauns.com/~DCQu4E5g/koran4.html

got that site and others... reading now.

Anyone here know anything about the koran? Whats up with these translations? This is sort of like stretchy interpretations of whats being said in the koran right?

Like how in the bible in genesis chapter 6, the main (alien) god finally comes back around and sees all the halfbreed alien/humans that his away team created while he was gone (sons of god + daughters of man = big trouble) and clips their lifespan to 120 years.

It's like that right?

Amputate Your Head · 03-22-2003, 01:25 AM

I blame Saddam for all the spam I get.

stanton · 03-22-2003, 01:26 AM

dont blame him

blame me

jact · 03-22-2003, 01:28 AM

I woke up to nearly 60 copies of that type of shit in my mailbox today. Also how to profit off the war and enlarge my penis to celebrate Iraq's liberation.

stanton · 03-22-2003, 01:28 AM

Amputate Your Head · 03-22-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
Also how to profit off the war and enlarge my penis to celebrate Iraq's liberation.

ROFL!!!

foreverjason · 03-22-2003, 01:36 AM

Lets just see what happens alright

jact · 03-22-2003, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ROFL!!!

Wasn't sure if anyone would have caught that. haha.

03-22-2003, 12:56 AM	#1
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	WTF? I just got Iraq spam. The link they sent leads to some books on understanding the Koran and the future of Iraq. These spammers are staying ahead of the curve, huh? Here's the email... IRAQ IN BIBLE PROPHESY 2,000-year-old Bible prophecies foretold Iraq's present and her future: 1. IRAQ WOULD BECOME THE CENTER OF EARTH'S EVIL Never before in history has a nation paid families $25,000 dollars to send their child out strapped with dynamite to blow up innocent people; use gas and chemical weapons to destroy cities of her own people, not torture, rape and mutilate as Iraq has done. 2. IRAQ WOULD CORRUPT THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD New Age astrology, the Catholic's celibate priesthood, and Islamic worship of the moon god all originated in Babylon and have spread to 3 billion people. 3. IRAQ WILL ONE DAY WRECK THE WORLD'S ECONOMY Iraq's giant oil fields have enable her to start two recessions and now threatens to send the price of oil to $100 a barrel and start a world-wide depression. 4. IRAQ WILL REIGN MASS DESTRUCTION ON THE HUMAN RACE The Revelation says that death will rise from Iraq's Euphrates to rain death on one third of the world's population in 60 minutes of human history. Neither inspectors nor armies can prevent this-they can only delay it.

03-22-2003, 01:25 AM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I blame Saddam for all the spam I get. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-22-2003, 01:28 AM	#9
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I woke up to nearly 60 copies of that type of shit in my mailbox today. Also how to profit off the war and enlarge my penis to celebrate Iraq's liberation. __________________ Free agent

03-22-2003, 12:59 AM	#2
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	yeah ok...blame Iraq for having oil in their country..

03-22-2003, 01:00 AM	#3
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	Blame Ford for inventing a car then

03-22-2003, 01:02 AM	#4
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	babylon=iraq __________________ Sig heil

03-22-2003, 01:03 AM	#5
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	blahblahblahblah

03-22-2003, 01:25 AM	#6
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	I was curious about #4 up there... so I searched euphrates (a river) and koran on google... http://hauns.com/~DCQu4E5g/koran4.html got that site and others... reading now. Anyone here know anything about the koran? Whats up with these translations? This is sort of like stretchy interpretations of whats being said in the koran right? Like how in the bible in genesis chapter 6, the main (alien) god finally comes back around and sees all the halfbreed alien/humans that his away team created while he was gone (sons of god + daughters of man = big trouble) and clips their lifespan to 120 years. It's like that right?

03-22-2003, 01:26 AM	#8
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	dont blame him blame me

03-22-2003, 01:36 AM	#12
foreverjason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,452	Lets just see what happens alright