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picindex · 03-21-2003, 08:37 PM

I just got done watching Full Metal Jacket... what a bad ass movie!

If you have not seen it go rent it tonight... well worth it.

Any other good dark commedy like this?

Fletch XXX · 03-21-2003, 08:38 PM

without my rifle I am useless.

Dildozer · 03-21-2003, 08:39 PM

That movie is a fuckin classic

picindex · 03-21-2003, 08:39 PM

I bet if there was some pussy up there you would be up there

MuleScrote · 03-21-2003, 08:42 PM

"A jelly doughnut????"

"Me so horny...me love you long time. $10 each you....each you 10 dolla"

One of my all time faves! So many classic scenes

picindex · 03-21-2003, 08:44 PM

Holy Jesus - what the fuck is this?

I am gonna buy it!

AdultNex · 03-21-2003, 08:45 PM

What's it rated? G?

candyflip · 03-21-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picindex
Any other good dark commedy like this?

Dark comedy?

Sappy · 03-21-2003, 09:42 PM

Bullshit! You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

03-21-2003, 09:43 PM

Never heard of it being referred to as a dark comedy before, but I guess it is funny as hell.

For those few that haven't seen it, check out the drill instructor.

http://funwavs.com/movie/sounds/full...jacket/?page=1

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to
me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a
person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to
give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

The only thing funnier than him are the hookers.

Babaganoosh · 03-21-2003, 09:45 PM

I have one of these sitting on my desk. It's a must have!

http://www.rleeermey.com/motivationalfigure1.php

sherie · 03-21-2003, 09:45 PM

Amazing movie! ..'the reach around'

Babaganoosh · 03-21-2003, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip

Dark comedy?

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Never heard of it being referred to as a dark comedy before, but I guess it is funny as hell. For those few that haven't seen it, check out the drill instructor. http://funwavs.com/movie/sounds/full...jacket/?page=1 Drill Instructor: How tall are you private? Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir! Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir! Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. The only thing funnier than him are the hookers.

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