Full Metal Jacket
 

I just got done watching Full Metal Jacket... what a bad ass movie!

If you have not seen it go rent it tonight... well worth it.


Any other good dark commedy like this?

without my rifle I am useless.

That movie is a fuckin classic

I bet if there was some pussy up there you would be up there

"A jelly doughnut????"


"Me so horny...me love you long time. $10 each you....each you 10 dolla"

One of my all time faves! So many classic scenes :)

Holy Jesus - what the fuck is this?

:1orglaugh

I am gonna buy it!

What's it rated? G?

Dark comedy? :eek7

Bullshit! You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Never heard of it being referred to as a dark comedy before, but I guess it is funny as hell.

For those few that haven't seen it, check out the drill instructor.

http://funwavs.com/movie/sounds/full...jacket/?page=1

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to
me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a
person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to
give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


The only thing funnier than him are the hookers.

I have one of these sitting on my desk. It's a must have!

http://www.rleeermey.com/motivationalfigure1.php

Amazing movie! ..'the reach around':thumbsup

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