Any idea why people still order hot wings with the bones in? - GoFuckYourself.com

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 08:11 PM

It's an outrage!

L-Pink · 01-03-2016, 08:14 PM

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, you fuckwr, how long have you've been waiting for an opportunity to drop that?

L-Pink · 01-03-2016, 08:17 PM

Gary Larson, my all time favorite cartoonist, lol!!!

420 · 01-03-2016, 08:18 PM

I think it's because boneless chicken wings are actually breasts, op.

SBJ · 01-03-2016, 08:19 PM

escorpio · 01-03-2016, 08:20 PM

Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.

HeadPimp · 01-03-2016, 08:24 PM

Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???

arock10 · 01-03-2016, 08:26 PM

Because actual real chicken wings superior

baddog · 01-03-2016, 08:28 PM

Because wings have bones

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 08:30 PM

Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

Do you even fucking hot wings?

Axeman · 01-03-2016, 08:36 PM

I definitely prefer bone in wings over the boneless breasts wings.

baddog · 01-03-2016, 08:38 PM

Wings with bone means darker meat

escorpio · 01-03-2016, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

Do you even fucking hot wings?

One of my favorite foods. I prefer bbq with ranch dressing.

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

One of my favorite foods. I prefer bbq with ranch dressing.

I'm a big fan of chicken skin, I didn't even realize it's not on boneless hot wings.

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 08:54 PM

Also: I love fried chicken wings. But hot wings boneless. Mmmmm

MiamiBoyz · 01-03-2016, 08:57 PM

It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones.

We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in.

The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel.

Vegetarians are fags and don't even get me started on vegans!

escorpio · 01-03-2016, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm a big fan of chicken skin, I didn't even realize it's not on boneless hot wings.

The boneless wings I've had have all been breaded. They'll do, but I prefer bone-in.

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

BIGTYMER · 01-03-2016, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones.

We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in.

The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel.

Vegetarians are fags and don't even get me started on vegans!

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 09:44 PM

Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch. I order the uber spicy with ranch BTW. Chase it down with a chomp of some celery.

mineistaken · 01-03-2016, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.

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Originally Posted by arock10

Because actual real chicken wings superior

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Originally Posted by baddog

Because wings have bones

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 09:49 PM

Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.

mineistaken · 01-03-2016, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch.

You sound like you ate wings the previous times.

No, you ate chicken breast (or whatever) meat. So your post should sound:
Hmm. Maybe I'll try chicken wings for the next batch.

And your OP should sound:
Why people prefer chicken wings over some thing made from chicken breast (or whatever).

Phoenix · 01-03-2016, 09:52 PM

boneless chicken wings are the hotdogs of chicken

mineistaken · 01-03-2016, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.

So you eat boneless pork ribs as well?

(Which is "some" pork meat)

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

So you eat boneless pork ribs as well?

(Which is "some" pork meat)

Fuck no I don't ! !!!! But the trade off with hot wings is pure white meat, at a good hot wings joint, and uber convenience over getting the skin, don't get me wrong the skin is the shit, but do I'd convee and white meat.

dyna mo · 01-03-2016, 09:57 PM

My fucking auto correct sucks ass so bad wtf

j3rkules · 01-04-2016, 08:55 AM

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PR_Glen · 01-04-2016, 09:00 AM

depends, if i'm at a buffalo wild wings or one of their many copycats i prefer the boneless. More so because their regular wings are tiny and not that great. I don't think anything competes with traditional buffalo style in the hottest (non internet concoction) sauce available though. I did grow up close to buffalo though so I'm sure i'm biased.

jimmycooper · 01-04-2016, 09:03 AM

whenever i get 'wings', which is rarely, I request all drums.

Rob · 01-04-2016, 09:09 AM

Because I'm not a fan of chicken nuggets drenched in hot sauce trying to pass themselves off as "wings". They're also way too soggy for my liking.

RebelR · 01-04-2016, 09:11 AM

To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs. A local pub used to do that. Still get the darker meat and the crispy skin. Lets call the other boneless wings what they really are.. Chicken Fingers, which there is nothing wrong with and are ridiculously easy to make at home.

mineistaken · 01-04-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

chicken nuggets trying to pass themselves off as "wings".

Yeah, what is up with that. Who decided that those nuggets should be called wings? Kind of ridiculous

nm_ · 01-04-2016, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RebelR

To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs. A local pub used to do that. Still get the darker meat and the crispy skin. Lets call the other boneless wings what they really are.. Chicken Fingers, which there is nothing wrong with and are ridiculously easy to make at home.

Chicken thighs ftw... So delicious. I prefer wings bone in. Let's be real, boneless wings are just chicken fingers in sauce!! Ribless pork ribs are pretty tasty though, would still choose bone in any day though :D

Rob · 01-04-2016, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RebelR

To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs.

Then it's a boneless thigh, not a wing. It's like ordering a pork chop and them giving you bacon instead. After you complain, they say, "Oh, that's just our boneless pork chop."

It's not the same. A wing is a wing is a wing...it's an actual park of a chicken. It can't be substituted with thigh meat and still called a wing.

Ajokki · 01-04-2016, 10:09 AM

Personally. I like to gnaw bones. I guess it's something primal.

blackmonsters · 01-04-2016, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-04-2016, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

It's an outrage!

Because sometimes the chicken I get without the bones is a weird consistency. It freaks me out.

bns666 · 01-04-2016, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by nm_

Chicken thighs ftw... So delicious. I prefer wings bone in. Let's be real, boneless wings are just chicken fingers in sauce!! Ribless pork ribs are pretty tasty though, would still choose bone in any day though :D

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iSpyCams · 01-04-2016, 10:16 AM

I am pretty fanatical about my hotwings, I have spent years perfecting my recipe. So yeah boneless wings aren't wings. They are usually breast meat. Only wings taste like wings.

I feel bad sometimes about all those poor buffaloes who can't fly anymore, but it's not like you see them flying around anyway, so it's not like they are missing anything.

dyna mo · 01-04-2016, 10:21 AM

i'll order some bone in hot wings next time but i don't recall them being so much better than boneless to make up for the messy inconvenience of gnawing the meat off the bone.

besides, hot wings are all about the recipe and the sauce. i don't like to be distracted from the game, i want to dip my hot wing and mindlessly gnosh while zoning out on NFL.

jimmycooper · 01-04-2016, 10:51 AM

all drums is the answer

The Great Chicken Wing Debate

mineistaken · 01-04-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'll order some bone in hot wings next time but i don't recall them being so much better than boneless to make up for the messy inconvenience of gnawing the meat off the bone.

Well that is understandable. Not all people like wings more than breasts or nuggets. So if you like breasts with egg and flour the same as wings - surely it makes sense to take that less messy option.

mineistaken · 01-04-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

all drums is the answer

The Great Chicken Wing Debate

When eating chicken wings which part do you like the most:
a) wings
b) legs
c) beaks

dyna mo · 01-04-2016, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

all drums is the answer

The Great Chicken Wing Debate

nice find.

i remember having a convo with my mom back when the price of chicken wings went through the roof, prior to hotwings, you couldn't give wings away, now they're a premium.

dyna mo · 01-04-2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Well that is understandable. Not all people like wings more than breasts or nuggets. So if you like breasts with egg and flour the same as wings - surely it makes sense to take that less messy option.

i don't think the boneless are prepared any differently than the bone-in ones. both use the same recipe.

candyflip · 01-04-2016, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

Do you even fucking hot wings?

Boneless wings are nothing more than chicken tenders cut down in size. It's breast meat and not wing meat.

If you're eating boneless, you're the one doing hot wings all wrong

mineistaken · 01-04-2016, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i don't think the boneless are prepared any differently than the bone-in ones. both use the same recipe.

It is not about recipe, it is about it being a DIFFERENT PART OF THE CHICKEN. As in one being NOT wing. Is that so difficult to grasp?

dyna mo · 01-04-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

It is not about recipe, it is about it being a DIFFERENT PART OF THE CHICKEN. As in one being NOT wing. Is that so difficult to grasp?

gofuckyourself dumbfuck. i'm enjoying a carefree chat about food and you're trying to insult my intelligence over fucking chicken wings.

i already stated it is about the recipe and that i don't recall tasting that big of a difference to offset the pain in the ass mess.

fuckwad.

dyna mo · 01-04-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Boneless wings are nothing more than chicken tenders cut down in size. It's breast meat and not wing meat.

If you're eating boneless, you're the one doing hot wings all wrong

from an expert on chicken wings

"In further analyzing the chicken wing category, we see that about 80 percent of the incremental growth in chicken wings was due to strength seen among boneless chicken wings, which accounted for about 14 percent of chicken wing sales in 2012. Given the average price of boneless chicken wings is $7.99 versus $6.87 for regular chicken wings, this shift in consumer preferences should prove to be a further positive for restaurants selling chicken wings.â?

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,197	Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious. Do you even fucking hot wings?

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	Also: I love fried chicken wings. But hot wings boneless. Mmmmm

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MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones. We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in. The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel. Vegetarians are fags and don't even get me started on vegans!

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch. I order the uber spicy with ranch BTW. Chase it down with a chomp of some celery.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	My fucking auto correct sucks ass so bad wtf

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PR_Glen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 9,058	depends, if i'm at a buffalo wild wings or one of their many copycats i prefer the boneless. More so because their regular wings are tiny and not that great. I don't think anything competes with traditional buffalo style in the hottest (non internet concoction) sauce available though. I did grow up close to buffalo though so I'm sure i'm biased. __________________ webmaster at pimproll dot com

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	i'll order some bone in hot wings next time but i don't recall them being so much better than boneless to make up for the messy inconvenience of gnawing the meat off the bone. besides, hot wings are all about the recipe and the sauce. i don't like to be distracted from the game, i want to dip my hot wing and mindlessly gnosh while zoning out on NFL.

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