Any idea why people still order hot wings with the bones in?

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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #1

    Any idea why people still order hot wings with the bones in?

    It's an outrage!
  • L-Pink
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    • Mar 2005
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    #2

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    • dyna mo
      just a fucking jerk
      • Dec 2008
      • 68184

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
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      • L-Pink
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        • Mar 2005
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        #4
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        • 420
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          I think it's because boneless chicken wings are actually breasts, op.
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          • SBJ
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            • Apr 2003
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            #6

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            • escorpio
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              • Oct 2002
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              #7
              Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.
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              • HeadPimp
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                • Jul 2001
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                #8
                Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???

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                • arock10
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                  • Jan 2006
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                  #9
                  Because actual real chicken wings superior
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                  • baddog
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                    • Apr 2001
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                    #10
                    Because wings have bones

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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68184

                      #11
                      Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

                      Do you even fucking hot wings?

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                      • Axeman
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                        • Feb 2004
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                        #12
                        I definitely prefer bone in wings over the boneless breasts wings.
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                        • baddog
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                          • Apr 2001
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                          #13
                          Wings with bone means darker meat

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                          • escorpio
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                            Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

                            Do you even fucking hot wings?
                            One of my favorite foods. I prefer bbq with ranch dressing.
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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #15
                              Originally posted by escorpio
                              One of my favorite foods. I prefer bbq with ranch dressing.
                              I'm a big fan of chicken skin, I didn't even realize it's not on boneless hot wings.

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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #16
                                Also: I love fried chicken wings. But hot wings boneless. Mmmmm

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                                • MiamiBoyz
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                                  • Oct 2012
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                                  #17
                                  It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones.

                                  We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in.

                                  The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel.

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                                  • escorpio
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                                    • Oct 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                    I'm a big fan of chicken skin, I didn't even realize it's not on boneless hot wings.
                                    The boneless wings I've had have all been breaded. They'll do, but I prefer bone-in.

                                    Fuck, I'm hungry now.
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                                    • BIGTYMER
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                                      • Nov 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                      It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones.

                                      We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in.

                                      The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel.

                                      Vegetarians are fags and don't even get me started on vegans!

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                                      • dyna mo
                                        just a fucking jerk
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 68184

                                        #20
                                        Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch. I order the uber spicy with ranch BTW. Chase it down with a chomp of some celery.

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                                        • mineistaken
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                                          • Apr 2007
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                          Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???
                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                          Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.
                                          Originally posted by arock10
                                          Because actual real chicken wings superior
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          Because wings have bones

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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #22
                                            Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.

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                                            • mineistaken
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                                              • Apr 2007
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                              Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch.
                                              You sound like you ate wings the previous times.
                                              No, you ate chicken breast (or whatever) meat. So your post should sound:
                                              Hmm. Maybe I'll try chicken wings for the next batch.

                                              And your OP should sound:
                                              Why people prefer chicken wings over some thing made from chicken breast (or whatever).

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                                              • Phoenix
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                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                #24
                                                boneless chicken wings are the hotdogs of chicken
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                                                • mineistaken
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                  Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.
                                                  So you eat boneless pork ribs as well? (Which is "some" pork meat)

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                    So you eat boneless pork ribs as well? (Which is "some" pork meat)
                                                    Fuck no I don't ! !!!! But the trade off with hot wings is pure white meat, at a good hot wings joint, and uber convenience over getting the skin, don't get me wrong the skin is the shit, but do I'd convee and white meat.

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                                                    • dyna mo
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                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • j3rkules
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink

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                                                        • PR_Glen
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                                                          #29
                                                          depends, if i'm at a buffalo wild wings or one of their many copycats i prefer the boneless. More so because their regular wings are tiny and not that great. I don't think anything competes with traditional buffalo style in the hottest (non internet concoction) sauce available though. I did grow up close to buffalo though so I'm sure i'm biased.
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                                                          • jimmycooper
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                                                            #30
                                                            whenever i get 'wings', which is rarely, I request all drums.

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                                                            • Rob
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                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Because I'm not a fan of chicken nuggets drenched in hot sauce trying to pass themselves off as "wings". They're also way too soggy for my liking.

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                                                              • RebelR
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                                                                #32
                                                                To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs. A local pub used to do that. Still get the darker meat and the crispy skin. Lets call the other boneless wings what they really are.. Chicken Fingers, which there is nothing wrong with and are ridiculously easy to make at home.
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                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rob
                                                                  chicken nuggets trying to pass themselves off as "wings".
                                                                  Yeah, what is up with that. Who decided that those nuggets should be called wings? Kind of ridiculous

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                                                                  • nm_
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RebelR
                                                                    To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs. A local pub used to do that. Still get the darker meat and the crispy skin. Lets call the other boneless wings what they really are.. Chicken Fingers, which there is nothing wrong with and are ridiculously easy to make at home.
                                                                    Chicken thighs ftw... So delicious. I prefer wings bone in. Let's be real, boneless wings are just chicken fingers in sauce!! Ribless pork ribs are pretty tasty though, would still choose bone in any day though :D

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                                                                    • Rob
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RebelR
                                                                      To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs.
                                                                      Then it's a boneless thigh, not a wing. It's like ordering a pork chop and them giving you bacon instead. After you complain, they say, "Oh, that's just our boneless pork chop."

                                                                      It's not the same. A wing is a wing is a wing...it's an actual park of a chicken. It can't be substituted with thigh meat and still called a wing.

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                                                                      • Ajokki
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Personally. I like to gnaw bones. I guess it's something primal.
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                                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                                                          Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???
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                                                                          • MakeMeGrrrrowl
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                            It's an outrage!
                                                                            Because sometimes the chicken I get without the bones is a weird consistency. It freaks me out.

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                                                                            • bns666
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by nm_
                                                                              Chicken thighs ftw... So delicious. I prefer wings bone in. Let's be real, boneless wings are just chicken fingers in sauce!! Ribless pork ribs are pretty tasty though, would still choose bone in any day though :D

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                                                                              • iSpyCams
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I am pretty fanatical about my hotwings, I have spent years perfecting my recipe. So yeah boneless wings aren't wings. They are usually breast meat. Only wings taste like wings.

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                                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                                  • Dec 2008
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i'll order some bone in hot wings next time but i don't recall them being so much better than boneless to make up for the messy inconvenience of gnawing the meat off the bone.

                                                                                  besides, hot wings are all about the recipe and the sauce. i don't like to be distracted from the game, i want to dip my hot wing and mindlessly gnosh while zoning out on NFL.

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                                                                                  • jimmycooper
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    The Great Chicken Wing Debate


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                                                                                    • mineistaken
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                      i'll order some bone in hot wings next time but i don't recall them being so much better than boneless to make up for the messy inconvenience of gnawing the meat off the bone.
                                                                                      Well that is understandable. Not all people like wings more than breasts or nuggets. So if you like breasts with egg and flour the same as wings - surely it makes sense to take that less messy option.

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                                                                                      • mineistaken
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by jimmycooper
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                                                                                        The Great Chicken Wing Debate

                                                                                        When eating chicken wings which part do you like the most:
                                                                                        a) wings
                                                                                        b) legs
                                                                                        c) beaks

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
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                                                                                          • Dec 2008
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jimmycooper
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                                                                                          The Great Chicken Wing Debate



                                                                                          nice find.

                                                                                          i remember having a convo with my mom back when the price of chicken wings went through the roof, prior to hotwings, you couldn't give wings away, now they're a premium.

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                                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                                            • Dec 2008
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                            Well that is understandable. Not all people like wings more than breasts or nuggets. So if you like breasts with egg and flour the same as wings - surely it makes sense to take that less messy option.
                                                                                            i don't think the boneless are prepared any differently than the bone-in ones. both use the same recipe.

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                                                                                            • candyflip
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                              Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

                                                                                              Do you even fucking hot wings?
                                                                                              Boneless wings are nothing more than chicken tenders cut down in size. It's breast meat and not wing meat.

                                                                                              If you're eating boneless, you're the one doing hot wings all wrong

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                                                                                              • mineistaken
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                                                                                                • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                                i don't think the boneless are prepared any differently than the bone-in ones. both use the same recipe.
                                                                                                It is not about recipe, it is about it being a DIFFERENT PART OF THE CHICKEN. As in one being NOT wing. Is that so difficult to grasp?

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                                                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                  • Dec 2008
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                  It is not about recipe, it is about it being a DIFFERENT PART OF THE CHICKEN. As in one being NOT wing. Is that so difficult to grasp?
                                                                                                  gofuckyourself dumbfuck. i'm enjoying a carefree chat about food and you're trying to insult my intelligence over fucking chicken wings.



                                                                                                  i already stated it is about the recipe and that i don't recall tasting that big of a difference to offset the pain in the ass mess.

                                                                                                  fuckwad.

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                                                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                    • Dec 2008
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                    Boneless wings are nothing more than chicken tenders cut down in size. It's breast meat and not wing meat.

                                                                                                    If you're eating boneless, you're the one doing hot wings all wrong

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