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12-09-2015, 10:52 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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Hot or Not? Waitress at lunch today said "pre-cum"
A guy I went to lunch with today tried to use the ketchup, and that watery ketchup juice spilled all over his burger. The waitress giggles and says, "Ugh, I hate that ketchup pre-cum. It ruins everything!". She quickly realized what she said and her face turned to stone. She was cute and I thought it was funny. She didn't come back to our table too often though.
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12-09-2015, 11:02 AM
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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12-09-2015, 11:02 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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A real man would have read the signals, & fucked her in the restroom...
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12-09-2015, 11:12 AM
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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12-09-2015, 01:10 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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It's not Hot.
And anyone who uses the word lacks an imagination. leaky whiz jizz
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12-09-2015, 01:15 PM
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12-09-2015, 01:27 PM
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Depends on how cute the waitress was.
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12-09-2015, 02:00 PM
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Datetronix.com
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I'm going with Hot
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12-09-2015, 07:52 PM
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I need a beer
 
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You should have flopped the Balboski on the table and say I'll show you pre cum
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12-09-2015, 07:57 PM
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12-09-2015, 07:59 PM
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See signature :)
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Got to hand it out to Mr. Sober here
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12-09-2015, 08:33 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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we need pics of her
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12-09-2015, 08:38 PM
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I think that's pretty hot. Must be my age!
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12-09-2015, 09:15 PM
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after reading this, everytime my ketchup would spill like that, i would remember that "pre-cum" word and wont be able to eat my burger or hot dog
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12-10-2015, 02:07 AM
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12-10-2015, 06:27 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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12-10-2015, 07:43 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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12-10-2015, 08:39 AM
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not really
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12-10-2015, 12:25 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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