Hot or Not? Waitress at lunch today said "pre-cum"
 

A guy I went to lunch with today tried to use the ketchup, and that watery ketchup juice spilled all over his burger. The waitress giggles and says, "Ugh, I hate that ketchup pre-cum. It ruins everything!". She quickly realized what she said and her face turned to stone. She was cute and I thought it was funny. She didn't come back to our table too often though.

But since you were on a lunchdate with a guy, you aint ever gonna get to first base with her

A real man would have read the signals, & fucked her in the restroom... :2 cents:

Yeah, he should visit Sleazydreams "YesSignals" site

It's not Hot.

And anyone who uses the word lacks an imagination.

leaky whiz jizz

I used to be terrible at reading signals. One time I was at a head shop and the girl there was flirting and told me she lived right down the street and wanted to check out this vagina coloring book together. I didn't feel like coloring so I said no thanks.... :'(

Depends on how cute the waitress was.

How much did she drink ?

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I'm going with Hot :thumbsup

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You should have flopped the Balboski on the table and say I'll show you pre cum

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Got to hand it out to Mr. Sober here :thumbsup

we need pics of her

I think that's pretty hot. Must be my age!

Brad

after reading this, everytime my ketchup would spill like that, i would remember that "pre-cum" word and wont be able to eat my burger or hot dog

fucking great, thanks gfy :disgust

HAhahahahahaha.... :) Crazy.... :)

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I would be less irritated by the comment if she was smoking hot.

not really :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Totally:2 cents::thumbsup

the homophobia is thick with this one...