Why does beer come in a bottle? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 03-19-2003, 10:55 PM

If it's better to drink from a bottle, then why not drink everything from a bottle...?

Or is drinking from a bottle really gay -- just like drinking from a straw is gay... ????

ztik · 03-19-2003, 10:56 PM

what else would they put it in? a bag?

TaDoW · 03-19-2003, 10:57 PM

HEY! I like drinking from a thtrawwww!

TheFLY · 03-19-2003, 10:58 PM

Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

Mark Wildon · 03-19-2003, 10:59 PM

What kind of question is that? Really...

ronin · 03-19-2003, 11:00 PM

not to good from a can.

MattO · 03-19-2003, 11:00 PM

So after you've drank a few you can smash it up against someone's head.

nocostporn · 03-19-2003, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

what drinks come in a cup? wang chung your ass back to the drawing board Pete

Wizzo · 03-19-2003, 11:02 PM

It's put in a bottle for lonely drunk girls....

03-19-2003, 11:07 PM

Bottles are probably easier to recycle. Just wash the bitches out and fill 'em back up.

I miss stubbies, they were easier to throw.

DavePlays · 03-19-2003, 11:15 PM

You could strap on a feed bag - like horses use.

Just fill it full of beer, tilt your head down slurp it up!!!

03-19-2003, 11:15 PM

Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:

Can you tell he's single?

Jamdin · 03-19-2003, 11:40 PM

Beer comes in bottles because it's a tradition & because kegs are too damn big to lift one-handed

OzKaNoz · 03-19-2003, 11:44 PM

Yeah what Jamdin said

Oz

TheFLY · 03-20-2003, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:

Can you tell he's single?

How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!

foreverjason · 03-20-2003, 12:47 AM

drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can

ronin · 03-20-2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foreverjason
drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can

na, you have tried to many Marijuana Alternatives Programs.

03-20-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!

I think he paid about $50 Canadian for all the bottles at a garage sale. Some old fucker was cleaning out his garage and he had them stashed away.

He even had some that still had beer in them.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way... or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

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ronin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Main St. Posts: 1,300	not to good from a can.

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	So after you've drank a few you can smash it up against someone's head.

03-19-2003, 11:07 PM	#10
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Bottles are probably easier to recycle. Just wash the bitches out and fill 'em back up. I miss stubbies, they were easier to throw.

03-19-2003, 11:40 PM	#13
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Beer comes in bottles because it's a tradition & because kegs are too damn big to lift one-handed

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