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TheFLY 03-19-2003 10:55 PM

Why does beer come in a bottle?
 
If it's better to drink from a bottle, then why not drink everything from a bottle...?

Or is drinking from a bottle really gay -- just like drinking from a straw is gay... ????

ztik 03-19-2003 10:56 PM

what else would they put it in? a bag?

TaDoW 03-19-2003 10:57 PM

HEY! I like drinking from a thtrawwww!

TheFLY 03-19-2003 10:58 PM

Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

Mark Wildon 03-19-2003 10:59 PM

What kind of question is that? Really...

ronin 03-19-2003 11:00 PM

not to good from a can.

MattO 03-19-2003 11:00 PM

So after you've drank a few you can smash it up against someone's head.

nocostporn 03-19-2003 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?


what drinks come in a cup? wang chung your ass back to the drawing board Pete

Wizzo 03-19-2003 11:02 PM

It's put in a bottle for lonely drunk girls.... :glugglug

evildick 03-19-2003 11:07 PM

Bottles are probably easier to recycle. Just wash the bitches out and fill 'em back up.

I miss stubbies, they were easier to throw.

DavePlays 03-19-2003 11:15 PM

You could strap on a feed bag - like horses use.

Just fill it full of beer, tilt your head down slurp it up!!!


:thumbsup

evildick 03-19-2003 11:15 PM

Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:

http://www.mnsi.net/~jbabcock/stubbies.jpg

Can you tell he's single?

Jamdin 03-19-2003 11:40 PM

Beer comes in bottles because it's a tradition & because kegs are too damn big to lift one-handed :winkwink:

OzKaNoz 03-19-2003 11:44 PM

Yeah what Jamdin said
:thumbsup

Oz

TheFLY 03-20-2003 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:

http://www.mnsi.net/~jbabcock/stubbies.jpg

Can you tell he's single?

How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!

foreverjason 03-20-2003 12:47 AM

drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can :)

ronin 03-20-2003 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foreverjason
drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can :)
na, you have tried to many Marijuana Alternatives Programs.:1orglaugh

evildick 03-20-2003 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!

I think he paid about $50 Canadian for all the bottles at a garage sale. Some old fucker was cleaning out his garage and he had them stashed away.

He even had some that still had beer in them.


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