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Turboface · 03-19-2003, 10:43 PM

... but the feed went dead. Perhaps it's a sign...

Turboface · 03-19-2003, 10:48 PM

It's back on - Damn, this guy is a boring speaker. I'm falling asleep just listening to him.

galleryseek · 03-19-2003, 10:49 PM

"iraq will win"

lol

T[H]C · 03-19-2003, 10:49 PM

heh, he is reading from a note pad

Turboface · 03-19-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by T[H]C
heh, he is reading from a note pad

I think he's having some difficulty reading his own handwriting.

Rochard · 03-19-2003, 10:51 PM

Maybe he just can't read.

dav555add · 03-19-2003, 10:52 PM

that wasn't him.

another one bite the dust.

T[H]C · 03-19-2003, 10:54 PM

that was a weak speach, he must know he is about to go down.

ChrisH · 03-19-2003, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface

I think he's having some difficulty reading his own handwriting.

Maybe they gave him the english version.

Fire · 03-19-2003, 11:00 PM

Probably video tape or maybe a double. Nothing specific in the speech to verify that it was made after the initial U.S. attack.

Wizzo · 03-19-2003, 11:00 PM

They need to capture him and shave stupid ass mustache....

psyko514 · 03-19-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Fire
Probably video tape or maybe a double. Nothing specific in the speech to verify that it was made after the initial U.S. attack.

he mentioned the date, March 20th 2002

ronin · 03-19-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
They need to capture him and shave stupid ass mustache....

i agree.

pr0 · 03-19-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

he mentioned the date, March 20th 2002

I am making this post from march 29th, in the future...i have a time machine.

Believe it!

hottoddy · 03-19-2003, 11:06 PM

I seriously doubt it was him. That guy was less broad in the shoulders, and had a flapping double chin. Plus, he was wearing thick glasses - which blurred much of his upper face.

Saddam has a much thicker torso, and I've never seen him read from a script before (let alone stumble over the words several times).

Even if it was him, which I doubt, it could have been pre-recorded.

You gotta love that Monty Python style music and graphic they use.

T[H]C · 03-19-2003, 11:08 PM

im watching the CBC on cspan right now...they are good, less patriotic bullshit and more news...that iraqi guy they are interviewing is going berserk!

Turboface · 03-19-2003, 11:10 PM

A body double making a speech for Saddam? That's reaching.

It's obvious that it's got to be an android from the future of an alternate timeline.

Amputate Your Head · 03-19-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
They need to capture him and shave stupid ass mustache....

don't forget those fuckin' bushes he's got for eyebrows.... when the Marines bust in there, they need to pin him down and start pluckin'....

detoxed · 03-19-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface
A body double making a speech for Saddam? That's reaching.

It's obvious that it's got to be an android from the future of an alternate timeline.

You know he has used body doubles for the past 15 years on TV appearances. He's known to have up to 15 lookalikes in his employment.

KRL · 03-19-2003, 11:15 PM

Look at this guy and then compare to the pics of Saddam recent. This guy has noticeably different features and looks older also.

I bet that wasn't really Saddam on TV.

T[H]C · 03-19-2003, 11:18 PM

thats the real saddam, the others where doubles

Fletch XXX · 03-19-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed

You know he has used body doubles for the past 15 years on TV appearances. He's known to have up to 15 lookalikes in his employment.

he doesnt use doubles for speeches though.

only simple public appearances, walking in streets etc, but never speaking.

his voice is very distinct.

Turboface · 03-19-2003, 11:24 PM

I'm sticking with my time traveling android theory.

Martin · 03-19-2003, 11:24 PM

I like when he said Jr. Bush.. Jr Bush..LOL..

hottoddy · 03-19-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

he doesnt use doubles for speeches though.

He's never read from a notepad before either.

Turboface · 03-19-2003, 11:42 PM

It's just been announced. Here's what he was looking at in his notepad.

The real Dirty D · 03-20-2003, 01:08 AM

LOL

foreverjason · 03-20-2003, 01:12 AM

I also like the time travelling theory.

Turboface · 03-20-2003, 08:53 AM

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Originally posted by Fire
Probably video tape or maybe a double.

I thought that your theory was ridiculous when I first read it, last night - but now it appears that you may have hit the nail on the head.

This is from MSNBC - There is talk at the Pentagon that Saddam Hussein might be dead, and he is being represented by a double.

I also am watching a video report that is talking about 1 or 2 men that may have been surgically altared to be body doubles for Saddam.

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