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Steak And BlowJob Holiday!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Or just don't care! Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Amen
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Now your TALKING....and yes I'm on YOUR SIDE
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So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??
Damn, now what am I gonna do
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I'm all for that..
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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God, I Love steak, blowjobs,& Beer. Praise the Lord.
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fuck that...i want steak and blowjob wednesday
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We can't be greedy or the women won't go along with it. If we get greedy like that we will have to do "Her favorite restuarant and a chick flick Sat"
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![]() ![]() Why not... a Steak & Gang Bang for me instead? Three girls and one Jeff. Hmmmm
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I don't know about the other ladies here, but I give that to my man anyday he wants it! It may not be steak all the time....but I make a mean manicotti.
![]() And Valentines Day is so not important to me. I Can care less if I do anything at all. Don't get me wrong I am very romantic, but I don't need a holiday for it. ![]() ![]() |
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When did valentines day just become only for women? LOL
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Lucky guy. I hope he takes advantage of it. I would hate to know that all that effort is going to waste
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valentines day is a fake holiday, pulled out of someones ass
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LOL
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March 20th is my birthday. That'll be a very long blowjob. :-P.
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They all think it is great. As long as on Feb 14th they get Chocolate covered Strawberries and at least an hour long tongue lashing. Which I am more than happy to oblige there.
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I'll trade in my Strawberries for an extra hour of chocolate~covered tongue lashings
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I get the Rib Eye, she can have the tube steak!
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Do I have to wait so long??
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"THEY ALL" Damn boy you must be tired by the end of that day! LOL |
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i like that~!
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We are getting close to this magical date. So I just don't want all you ladies forgetting to take care of your men. If you don't have a man. Just pick one that you think would enjoy a Steak and a BJ... I doubt you will find a man that will turn you down.
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I'll be 3000km (1600 miles) away from my girlfriend -- as I'm right now.
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o yeah i did not forget about this very special holiday..already got thet covered for my dude
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Every day is steak and blow job day at my house.
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He gets a steak and blowjob...and since I bought him a nice antique rifle for Valentine's Day, he doesn't get anything else.
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Gonna tell that to my friends outside the adult biz.
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For all you ladies that have to celebrate S&BJ day remotely, I give you the power for satisfying half the holiday's festivities;
www.omahasteaks.com They deliver.
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I'm here for SPORT
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