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Eric 01-23-2003 04:07 PM

Steak And BlowJob Holiday!
 
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Or just don't care! Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Smegma 01-23-2003 04:09 PM

Amen

RAM 01-23-2003 04:13 PM

Now your TALKING....and yes I'm on YOUR SIDE

Cheshire 01-23-2003 04:16 PM

So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


Damn, now what am I gonna do

rip raster 01-23-2003 04:17 PM

I'm all for that..:thumbsup

gothweb 01-23-2003 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


Damn, now what am I gonna do

The post is a great idea, but it's nice to know there are women as romantic as Cheshire out there! :1orglaugh

RAM 01-23-2003 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


Damn, now what am I gonna do

We can work something out...

kenny 01-23-2003 04:26 PM

God, I Love steak, blowjobs,& Beer. Praise the Lord.:glugglug

FlyingIguana 01-23-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
God, I Love steak, blowjobs,& Beer. Praise the Lord.:glugglug
only steak and a blow job, no beer

tanco521 01-23-2003 04:29 PM

fuck that...i want steak and blowjob wednesday

kenny 01-23-2003 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


only steak and a blow job, no beer

There is always room for Beer....

Eric 01-24-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tanco521
fuck that...i want steak and blowjob wednesday

We can't be greedy or the women won't go along with it. If we get greedy like that we will have to do "Her favorite restuarant and a chick flick Sat"

PerfectionGirls 01-24-2003 09:00 AM

Quote:

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Thats my birthday, so its been that sort of holiday for me since I was about 16. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why not... a Steak & Gang Bang for me instead? Three girls and one Jeff. Hmmmm

tara 01-24-2003 10:10 AM

I don't know about the other ladies here, but I give that to my man anyday he wants it! It may not be steak all the time....but I make a mean manicotti. :) NO holiday needed for that!!

And Valentines Day is so not important to me. I Can care less if I do anything at all. Don't get me wrong I am very romantic, but I don't need a holiday for it. :) AND I get gifts ALL the time -LOL :)

Jakke PNG 01-24-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Crap.. my Birthday is on the 22nd. I think that day should have been nominated as the world-wide steak and BJ day. Then all the men on earth would have me to thank... or something.

pink_in_the_middle 01-24-2003 10:13 AM

When did valentines day just become only for women? LOL

Eric 01-24-2003 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tara
I don't know about the other ladies here, but I give that to my man anyday he wants it! It may not be steak all the time....but I make a mean manicotti. :) NO holiday needed for that!!

And Valentines Day is so not important to me. I Can care less if I do anything at all. Don't get me wrong I am very romantic, but I don't need a holiday for it. :) AND I get gifts ALL the time -LOL :)


Lucky guy. I hope he takes advantage of it. I would hate to know that all that effort is going to waste

DarkJedi 01-24-2003 10:48 AM

valentines day is a fake holiday, pulled out of someones ass

Jakke PNG 01-24-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
When did valentines day just become only for women? LOL
uuummm.. always? I don't see men getting flowers and pink, heart-shaped chocolate boxes... men are NOT romantic by heart. They (I) don't give a crap about romance. :)

shawcutie 01-24-2003 11:04 AM

LOL

Good try Eric, what does your girlfriend think of this???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FuqALot 01-24-2003 11:06 AM

March 20th is my birthday. That'll be a very long blowjob. :-P.

Eric 01-24-2003 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
LOL

Good try Eric, what does your girlfriend think of this???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


They all think it is great. As long as on Feb 14th they get Chocolate covered Strawberries and at least an hour long tongue lashing. Which I am more than happy to oblige there.

Cheshire 01-24-2003 12:59 PM

I'll trade in my Strawberries for an extra hour of chocolate~covered tongue lashings :)

pink_in_the_middle 01-24-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

uuummm.. always? I don't see men getting flowers and pink, heart-shaped chocolate boxes... men are NOT romantic by heart. They (I) don't give a crap about romance. :)

Well I don't give my man flowers but he gets cologne,a new watch etc... men things lol
Some men are very romantic :) You should see what he plans for us on Valentines Day
:Graucho

Morgan 01-24-2003 01:21 PM

I get the Rib Eye, she can have the tube steak!

JFK 01-24-2003 01:23 PM

Do I have to wait so long??:Graucho

tara 01-24-2003 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'll trade in my Strawberries for an extra hour of chocolate~covered tongue lashings :)


ME too!

Jakke PNG 01-24-2003 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

You should see what he plans for us on Valentines Day
:Graucho

He does it to please you. :) I bet my toenail clippings on it.

tara 01-24-2003 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes



They all think it is great. As long as on Feb 14th they get Chocolate covered Strawberries and at least an hour long tongue lashing. Which I am more than happy to oblige there.


"THEY ALL" Damn boy you must be tired by the end of that day! LOL

Jade 01-24-2003 05:23 PM

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stanton 01-24-2003 06:03 PM

i like that~! :)

Eric 03-11-2003 04:39 PM

We are getting close to this magical date. So I just don't want all you ladies forgetting to take care of your men. If you don't have a man. Just pick one that you think would enjoy a Steak and a BJ... I doubt you will find a man that will turn you down.

Jer 03-11-2003 05:00 PM

I'll be 3000km (1600 miles) away from my girlfriend -- as I'm right now. :(

KrazieSweets 03-11-2003 05:01 PM

o yeah i did not forget about this very special holiday..already got thet covered for my dude :Graucho

revbuddylove 03-11-2003 05:04 PM

Every day is steak and blow job day at my house. :thumbsup

Tala 03-11-2003 05:11 PM

He gets a steak and blowjob...and since I bought him a nice antique rifle for Valentine's Day, he doesn't get anything else.

Except a massage. I spoil him too much.

:)

maxjohan 03-11-2003 05:12 PM

Gonna tell that to my friends outside the adult biz. :)

Teengodfather, you own juppojarmonen?



:glugglug

Cheshire 03-12-2003 11:25 AM

For all you ladies that have to celebrate S&BJ day remotely, I give you the power for satisfying half the holiday's festivities;

www.omahasteaks.com

They deliver.

DirkPitt 03-19-2003 08:13 PM

2 more hours :Graucho

DrewKole 03-19-2003 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Or just don't care! Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

I'll take mine medium rare, and watch the teeth this time Eric

SleazyDream 03-19-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


Damn, now what am I gonna do

will you be my valentine?

Paul Markham 03-19-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by revbuddylove
Every day is steak and blow job day at my house. :thumbsup
I dont get steak every day, other than that we live in a similar house. :Graucho


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