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				Going To Be A Daddy!
			 
			Just found out last weekend that I'm going to be a daddy! It will be my first!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Wish me luck I'm a little nervous! Also, I've never been so hungry to motivate myself to work harder than I do.   Sorry that this wasn't a business thread.   Have a good day everyone. | 
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	Just a beer fridge in the garage. You'll thank me later.  | 
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		 Good luck, hopefully son(?) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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	Welcome to the Daddy Club I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!  | 
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		 congratulations dude! I have two little ones. They drive me crazy but I wouldn't have it any other way  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 congrats buddy! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Congrats! My advice - get a good nights sleep - might be your last for 2 - 3 years... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Thanks for sharing your great new with us. Congrats 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			For your entire life you have been living your life for you. You eat when you want, sleep when you want, go to the movies when you want, fuck when you want, poop when you want. All of that changes when you have a kid. The first thing you loose control over is sleeping; Fifteen years later it hasn't changed - our child controls when we get up and when we go to bed (not to mention our entire schedule). In the end it's completely worth it. I love my kid and couldn't imagine a day without her. 
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		 Congratulations to you, man ! Work harder )) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 congrats, and get ready to low your sleep after birth for lonnnnnng months :D 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Thanks so much guys! Gfy has been good to me, even before I registered. The baby was planned so I'm not exactly freaking out!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 same here. it was a huge life adjustment at first but the little guy makes me smile so much i wouldn't change it for anything. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Haven't been there, haven't done that...but certainly all the best to you! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Prepare to become a time management expert. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Congratulations. I have 2. Be prepared for years of sleepless nights and say goodbye to your leisure time. Oh and start saving, kids are expensive.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Congrats!  Make sure you are there with the little critter comes out of the birth canal and when the Dr or Nurse asks you if you want your new precious baby to be instantly injected with Heb B vaccine just say NO!   At least give the baby some time to live without being injected with a potentially dangerous and unneeded vaccine.   Also do not take your baby out in public for a few months.  The Indians wait 3 months......very smart. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Also the first few days the breast milk is packed with all kinds of extra goodies for nutrition and the immune system.  It actually looks yellow.   Sneak about 5 ounces and drink it when you first wake up and I dare you to tell me you don't feel amazing.   Women are like Goddesses at this point and dispensing life giving gold right out of their nipples. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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