Going To Be A Daddy!

**SilentKnight** · 09-24-2015, 12:55 PM

You don't need luck.

Just a beer fridge in the garage.

You'll thank me later.

**j3rkules** · 09-24-2015, 12:55 PM

Good luck, hopefully son(?)

Originally posted by incredibleworkethic

Sorry that this wasn't a business thread.

Have a good day everyone.

We do not see many business threads here anyway...

**$5 submissions** · 09-24-2015, 12:57 PM

Congrats, bro.

Welcome to the Daddy Club

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

**EddyTheDog** · 09-24-2015, 01:01 PM

Now I want one...

**CaptainHowdy** · 09-24-2015, 01:09 PM

Prepare yourself ...

**Editing.xxx** · 09-24-2015, 01:17 PM

congratulations dude! I have two little ones. They drive me crazy but I wouldn't have it any other way

**yuu.design** · 09-24-2015, 01:20 PM

congrats buddy!

**shake** · 09-24-2015, 01:23 PM

Congrats! My advice - get a good nights sleep - might be your last for 2 - 3 years...

**SekobA** · 09-24-2015, 01:30 PM

Thanks for sharing your great new with us. Congrats

**Rochard** · 09-24-2015, 01:31 PM

Congrats.

For your entire life you have been living your life for you. You eat when you want, sleep when you want, go to the movies when you want, fuck when you want, poop when you want. All of that changes when you have a kid. The first thing you loose control over is sleeping; Fifteen years later it hasn't changed - our child controls when we get up and when we go to bed (not to mention our entire schedule).

In the end it's completely worth it. I love my kid and couldn't imagine a day without her.

**Sally Planc** · 09-24-2015, 02:19 PM

Congratulations to you, man ! Work harder ))

**Rob** · 09-24-2015, 02:23 PM

Congrats!

**DamnSexy** · 09-24-2015, 02:25 PM

congrats, and get ready to low your sleep after birth for lonnnnnng months :D

**Mr Pheer** · 09-24-2015, 02:26 PM

Sorry bro.

**sandman!** · 09-24-2015, 02:47 PM

congrats

**Spunky** · 09-24-2015, 03:53 PM

Congrats on the new addition

**incredibleworkethic** · 09-24-2015, 04:20 PM

Thanks so much guys! Gfy has been good to me, even before I registered. The baby was planned so I'm not exactly freaking out!

**BlackCrayon** · 09-24-2015, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

same here. it was a huge life adjustment at first but the little guy makes me smile so much i wouldn't change it for anything.

**fitzmulti** · 09-24-2015, 04:30 PM

Haven't been there, haven't done that...but certainly all the best to you!
{...and the beer fridge IS a good idea!}

**L-Pink** · 09-24-2015, 04:46 PM

**j3rkules** · 09-24-2015, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

**SilentKnight** · 09-24-2015, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by fitzmulti

Haven't been there, haven't done that...but certainly all the best to you!
{...and the beer fridge IS a good idea!}

Someone who understands parenting 101.

**bronco67** · 09-24-2015, 05:27 PM

Prepare to become a time management expert.

**CurrentlySober** · 09-25-2015, 08:48 AM

Well done - Enjoy him/her...

Before you know it, its Grandchildren time and your sat there thinking "Where DID all the time go?"

**Markul** · 09-25-2015, 09:20 AM

Congrats

**Bryan G** · 09-25-2015, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

Congrats, bro.

Welcome to the Daddy Club

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

Me too. My daughter was born July 30th 2013

Congrats to the OP as well!!

**djroof** · 09-25-2015, 10:06 AM

Congrats!!!

**clickity click** · 09-25-2015, 10:10 AM

Congratulations. I have 2. Be prepared for years of sleepless nights and say goodbye to your leisure time. Oh and start saving, kids are expensive.
The beer fridge is a good idea.

**Tumblr** · 09-25-2015, 02:45 PM

Cheers man.

Love your kid when your child comes out to see the earth :D

**VikingMan** · 09-25-2015, 03:04 PM

Congrats! Make sure you are there with the little critter comes out of the birth canal and when the Dr or Nurse asks you if you want your new precious baby to be instantly injected with Heb B vaccine just say NO! At least give the baby some time to live without being injected with a potentially dangerous and unneeded vaccine. Also do not take your baby out in public for a few months. The Indians wait 3 months......very smart.

Buy those hand pumps and make sure the baby is getting fed 100% breast milk and then after a few months begin with some homemade baby food. The longer you breast feed the baby the better. Keep that shitty soy formula away from your kid.

**clickity click** · 09-25-2015, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by VikingMan

Congrats! Make sure you are there with the little critter comes out of the birth canal and when the Dr or Nurse asks you if you want your new precious baby to be instantly injected with Heb B vaccine just say NO! At least give the baby some time to live without being injected with a potentially dangerous and unneeded vaccine. Also do not take your baby out in public for a few months. The Indians wait 3 months......very smart.

Buy those hand pumps and make sure the baby is getting fed 100% breast milk and then after a few months begin with some homemade baby food. The longer you breast feed the baby the better. Keep that shitty soy formula away from your kid.

We waited about a week...

**PornoPlopedia** · 09-25-2015, 03:58 PM

congrats !

**LeRoy** · 09-25-2015, 04:03 PM

Congrats to you! Have two kids and a great wife too

You'll have fun!

**xXXtesy10** · 09-25-2015, 04:04 PM

**VikingMan** · 09-25-2015, 04:13 PM

Also the first few days the breast milk is packed with all kinds of extra goodies for nutrition and the immune system. It actually looks yellow. Sneak about 5 ounces and drink it when you first wake up and I dare you to tell me you don't feel amazing. Women are like Goddesses at this point and dispensing life giving gold right out of their nipples.

**PornSEO** · 09-25-2015, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

You don't need luck.

Just a beer fridge in the garage.

You'll thank me later.

**Cyber Fucker** · 09-26-2015, 04:58 AM

Congrats man!

**PorN-LinK** · 09-26-2015, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by xXXtesy10

kind of fucked up

Going To Be A Daddy!

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