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Harmon · 09-29-2015, 11:00 AM

Yeah, I am way behind.

I just started watching this series. I am about 8 shows into it. I really fucking tried.

Is this they gayest motorcycle club to ever grace the airwaves? It's like the Sopranos mafia.... kinda badass but gay cause Tony was a softie. Seems like a copy of Sopranos but using bikers instead of Guineas.

These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves. Netflix says there are 92 total episodes.

How did this show fucking last? That blonde haired faggot JACKS would have been JACKS-ed the fuck up in reality.

This show is retarded. I am done with it. Unless it gets better...

Without spoiling it for me, does it?

Sly · 09-29-2015, 11:02 AM

It's a soap opera that guys think is okay to watch because they are riding bikes and punch someone every now and then.

Harmon · 09-29-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

It's a soap opera that guys think is okay to watch because they are riding bikes and punch someone every now and then.

Thanks, Sly. That was kind of the feeling I have been getting out of it. I'd still like to hear more opinions (no offense), but yeah.

Sly · 09-29-2015, 11:06 AM

I watched the whole thing! I stopped a few times because Gemma drove me crazy. The first few seasons were what I would consider "fun," the first season was still lackluster because it usually takes a few seasons for a show to get good. Around season 4-5 it stopped being "fun" and turned to straight up 100% nighttime soap opera on a bike.

L-Pink · 09-29-2015, 11:17 AM

Never made it past a couple of random episodes.

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 11:25 AM

Yeah and the last two seasons were pretty bloody. Until then, it was not too bad, but then the violence started. Sonny Barger made a couple appearances. There were several real bikers on the show. The guy that plays Happy is a HA. Couple others mixed in. It is a soap opera for sure.

crockett · 09-29-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Yeah, I am way behind.

I just started watching this series. I am about 8 shows into it. I really fucking tried.

Is this they gayest motorcycle club to ever grace the airwaves? It's like the Sopranos mafia.... kinda badass but gay cause Tony was a softie. Seems like a copy of Sopranos but using bikers instead of Guineas.

These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves. Netflix says there are 92 total episodes.

How did this show fucking last? That blonde haired faggot JACKS would have been JACKS-ed the fuck up in reality.

This show is retarded. I am done with it. Unless it gets better...

Without spoiling it for me, does it?

Don't waste your time.. It's starts out "ok" but after a season or two, it's just a soap opera and a bunch of whiny cunts whining about other whining cunts.

baddog · 09-29-2015, 11:29 AM

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

crockett · 09-29-2015, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

This is by far my favorite Baddog picture from his younger years..

Best-In-BC · 09-29-2015, 11:43 AM

There pants are not sagging wearing chains and your frustrated by this ?

J. Falcon · 09-29-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

What language are you speaking in?

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

Yeah, the two are completely different. Just don't see too many of either anymore.

MK Ultra · 09-29-2015, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

A few months ago I stopped at one of my favorite taco shops and as I was taking off my helmet this trying-not-to-be-middle-aged woman dressed like a teenager dragged her date/boyfriend over and said "That's a beautiful bike. It's a Panhead isn't it?"

I looked her up and down and said "They stopped making Panheads around the time you were born"

For some reason that kinda pissed her off and she dragged the date/boyfriend back to his car and they left.

And yes SOA was a soap opera with bikes and guns so guys could watch it without feeling too gay.

PiracyPitbull · 09-29-2015, 12:33 PM

It didn't take long before it felt like Desperate Housewives on bikes to me.

And the twins that play Abel, they're no Henry Thomas.

NETbilling · 09-29-2015, 12:34 PM

Wound up being a great series in the last few seasons and very violent.

georgeyw · 09-29-2015, 01:08 PM

That entire show goes like this

Ride bikes, have meeting, ride bikes, fight, have meeting, ride bikes, fight, ride bikes, have meeting where gay skinny kid tries to be tough guy........rinse and repeat

Martin · 09-29-2015, 01:10 PM

Dude you're right stop watching.. It just get WORSE.. Only fuckin white trash shit bags like this show.

MrBottomTooth · 09-29-2015, 01:54 PM

Once the half black guy went suicidal I had a hard time watching it. Didn't help all the ass rape they put in the last season. The only saving grace towards the end was watching all the annoying cunts die.

poncabare · 09-29-2015, 01:57 PM

Show sucks

Rob · 09-29-2015, 02:03 PM

If you're not a patched member or don't know shit about motorcycle clubs, motorcycles, or California, it's not a bad show. Any knowledge of the above, then it's a candied ass cupcake show. I watched it all, and didn't quite like how the series ended. A gang with a morale compass...WEAK.

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MK Ultra

A few months ago I stopped at one of my favorite taco shops and as I was taking off my helmet this trying-not-to-be-middle-aged woman dressed like a teenager dragged her date/boyfriend over and said "That's a beautiful bike. It's a Panhead isn't it?"

I looked her up and down and said "They stopped making Panheads around the time you were born"

For some reason that kinda pissed her off and she dragged the date/boyfriend back to his car and they left.

And yes SOA was a soap opera with bikes and guns so guys could watch it without feeling too gay.

I had something like that happen when some friends and I went out to dinner. It was just funny!

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

If you're not a patched member or don't know shit about motorcycle clubs, motorcycles, or California, it's not a bad show. Any knowledge of the above, then it's a candied ass cupcake show. I watched it all, and didn't quite like how the series ended. A gang with a morale compass...WEAK.

Riding straight into a truck was weak. Going on a killing spree first was ok, settle some business.

pornstarlet-net · 09-29-2015, 03:16 PM

It gets worse,

1. the badass sgt at arms falls in love with the manliest tranny.
2. Juice gets stuck in prison where Marilyn Manson "makes love" to him while writing poetry.
3. bikers saying "I love you" to each other giving tearful man hugs constantly.

MrBottomTooth · 09-29-2015, 03:19 PM

I had blocked the tranny out of my mind. God that was horrible. Totally unnecessary story line.

Martin · 09-29-2015, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by poncabare

Show sucks

It more than sucks. Its the biggest pile of over hype shit eve to come along.

And its funny the M.O. of people that like it are all the same. Dirt bags, skinny tough guys with bad tattoos that are really into MMA.. etc etc.. Lol.

Rochard · 09-29-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

This is by far my favorite Baddog picture from his younger years..

Is that really Baddog? If it is I'll print it up and put it in a frame.

Fucking priceless.

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 04:01 PM

Funny how people are bashing the show, yet.....watched it every Tuesday night LOL

crockett · 09-29-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Is that really Baddog? If it is I'll print it up and put it in a frame.

Fucking priceless.

Yea, he was much cooler before he got grey hair.. Rumor has it the doggie just at the edge of the picture is how he got his moniker..

gnawledge · 09-29-2015, 04:59 PM

It's hard to stomach this show because here in dirty ass Florida the Renegades are popular. They have missing teeth, poor hygiene and usually can't own firearms and disorganized. This show glorifies being a dirtbag with trivial moments. I lasted 3 episodes.

Martin · 09-29-2015, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Funny how people are bashing the show, yet.....watched it every Tuesday night LOL

I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.

Sly · 09-29-2015, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.

Hey, sociopathic killers have feelings, too.

baddog · 09-29-2015, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

What language are you speaking in?

It is called English. try Google.

Vendzilla · 09-29-2015, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gnawledge

It's hard to stomach this show because here in dirty ass Florida the Renegades are popular. They have missing teeth, poor hygiene and usually can't own firearms and disorganized. This show glorifies being a dirtbag with trivial moments. I lasted 3 episodes.

Don't know about them, but in California, most are pretty clean.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.

I knew some of the people on the show, most of the show was filmed right here in San Fernando Valley. We would laugh when they did a shoot in a bar and change the name of the bar for the scene. Lots of the shoots were in San Fernando, right off San Fernando Road.

candyflip · 09-30-2015, 08:10 AM

They do make a run at operating a porn studio and websites for a bit.

CurrentlySober · 09-30-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PiracyPitbull

And the twins that play Abel, they're no Henry Thomas.

True. They would always sit there grinning, deliver their one line then look off camera for approval... OK, they are kids, but not really cut out for acting.

As for the show, all 7 seasons as box sets are included with my TV package, and I've been getting thru them gradually over the last 3 months or so... I only have about 3 more left to complete the set, but even with the end so close in sight, I'm loosing interest and will have to force myself to simply finish what I started...

bronco67 · 09-30-2015, 12:04 PM

It's the same shit every week.

Jax is torn between his loyalty to the club and his desire to change it.

The gang has to drive to X to stop Y from talking to Z. Obligatory weekly chase scene ensues. Usually it's on an empty street with no other vehicles involved.

Gemma keeps some secret from Jax.

Something involving porn stars or hookers.

If there's a drug or gun deal, it will go bad and there's a massacre.

repeat.

mineistaken · 09-30-2015, 12:43 PM

Tony soprano being a "softie" ads more to the show. You do not take your average criminal for the show, you add something.
Just like shows/sitcoms about families - you do not show average/most common family.

As for that:
"These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves."

Maybe not baddass enough compared to TV badasses, but they are much more badasss than 99.9% of real life bikers.
In fact I even got annoyed of how they casually kill somebody, it got so unrealistic... They killed people more often than real bikers just slapped someone

mineistaken · 09-30-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I had blocked the tranny out of my mind. God that was horrible. Totally unnecessary story line.

And that dude from Justified and Shield stained his rep. I can not look at him playing badasses the same now

pornstarlet-net · 09-30-2015, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

And that dude from Justified and Shield stained his rep. I can not look at him playing badasses the same now

I know what you mean, couldn't look at him the same even when he was playing the warden in GI Joe

09-29-2015, 11:00 AM	#1
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,007	Sons of Anarchy - Help me get through this... Yeah, I am way behind. I just started watching this series. I am about 8 shows into it. I really fucking tried. Is this they gayest motorcycle club to ever grace the airwaves? It's like the Sopranos mafia.... kinda badass but gay cause Tony was a softie. Seems like a copy of Sopranos but using bikers instead of Guineas. These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves. Netflix says there are 92 total episodes. How did this show fucking last? That blonde haired faggot JACKS would have been JACKS-ed the fuck up in reality. This show is retarded. I am done with it. Unless it gets better... Without spoiling it for me, does it? __________________ [email protected]

09-29-2015, 11:02 AM	#2
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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,323	I watched the whole thing! I stopped a few times because Gemma drove me crazy. The first few seasons were what I would consider "fun," the first season was still lackluster because it usually takes a few seasons for a show to get good. Around season 4-5 it stopped being "fun" and turned to straight up 100% nighttime soap opera on a bike. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Yeah and the last two seasons were pretty bloody. Until then, it was not too bad, but then the violence started. Sonny Barger made a couple appearances. There were several real bikers on the show. The guy that plays Happy is a HA. Couple others mixed in. It is a soap opera for sure. __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Never made it past a couple of random episodes.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

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09-29-2015, 01:10 PM	#17
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Dude you're right stop watching.. It just get WORSE.. Only fuckin white trash shit bags like this show.

09-29-2015, 01:54 PM	#18
MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	Once the half black guy went suicidal I had a hard time watching it. Didn't help all the ass rape they put in the last season. The only saving grace towards the end was watching all the annoying cunts die. __________________ Get Paid Per Email Like The WEGCASH Days!!!!

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	If you're not a patched member or don't know shit about motorcycle clubs, motorcycles, or California, it's not a bad show. Any knowledge of the above, then it's a candied ass cupcake show. I watched it all, and didn't quite like how the series ended. A gang with a morale compass...WEAK.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Funny how people are bashing the show, yet.....watched it every Tuesday night LOL __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	It's the same shit every week. Jax is torn between his loyalty to the club and his desire to change it. The gang has to drive to X to stop Y from talking to Z. Obligatory weekly chase scene ensues. Usually it's on an empty street with no other vehicles involved. Gemma keeps some secret from Jax. Something involving porn stars or hookers. If there's a drug or gun deal, it will go bad and there's a massacre. repeat. __________________

09-30-2015, 12:43 PM	#37
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Tony soprano being a "softie" ads more to the show. You do not take your average criminal for the show, you add something. Just like shows/sitcoms about families - you do not show average/most common family. As for that: "These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves." Maybe not baddass enough compared to TV badasses, but they are much more badasss than 99.9% of real life bikers. In fact I even got annoyed of how they casually kill somebody, it got so unrealistic... They killed people more often than real bikers just slapped someone