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Harmon 09-29-2015 11:00 AM

Sons of Anarchy - Help me get through this...
 
Yeah, I am way behind.

I just started watching this series. I am about 8 shows into it. I really fucking tried.

Is this they gayest motorcycle club to ever grace the airwaves? It's like the Sopranos mafia.... kinda badass but gay cause Tony was a softie. Seems like a copy of Sopranos but using bikers instead of Guineas.

These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves. Netflix says there are 92 total episodes.

How did this show fucking last? That blonde haired faggot JACKS would have been JACKS-ed the fuck up in reality.

This show is retarded. I am done with it. Unless it gets better...

Without spoiling it for me, does it?

Sly 09-29-2015 11:02 AM

It's a soap opera that guys think is okay to watch because they are riding bikes and punch someone every now and then.

Harmon 09-29-2015 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20591907)
It's a soap opera that guys think is okay to watch because they are riding bikes and punch someone every now and then.

Thanks, Sly. That was kind of the feeling I have been getting out of it. I'd still like to hear more opinions (no offense), but yeah.

Sly 09-29-2015 11:06 AM

I watched the whole thing! I stopped a few times because Gemma drove me crazy. The first few seasons were what I would consider "fun," the first season was still lackluster because it usually takes a few seasons for a show to get good. Around season 4-5 it stopped being "fun" and turned to straight up 100% nighttime soap opera on a bike.

L-Pink 09-29-2015 11:17 AM

Never made it past a couple of random episodes.

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 11:25 AM

Yeah and the last two seasons were pretty bloody. Until then, it was not too bad, but then the violence started. Sonny Barger made a couple appearances. There were several real bikers on the show. The guy that plays Happy is a HA. Couple others mixed in. It is a soap opera for sure.

crockett 09-29-2015 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20591902)
Yeah, I am way behind.

I just started watching this series. I am about 8 shows into it. I really fucking tried.

Is this they gayest motorcycle club to ever grace the airwaves? It's like the Sopranos mafia.... kinda badass but gay cause Tony was a softie. Seems like a copy of Sopranos but using bikers instead of Guineas.

These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves. Netflix says there are 92 total episodes.

How did this show fucking last? That blonde haired faggot JACKS would have been JACKS-ed the fuck up in reality.

This show is retarded. I am done with it. Unless it gets better...

Without spoiling it for me, does it?

Don't waste your time.. It's starts out "ok" but after a season or two, it's just a soap opera and a bunch of whiny cunts whining about other whining cunts.

baddog 09-29-2015 11:29 AM

When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

crockett 09-29-2015 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20591941)
When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

This is by far my favorite Baddog picture from his younger years..

http://i.imgur.com/UpyzCPb.jpg

Best-In-BC 09-29-2015 11:43 AM

There pants are not sagging wearing chains and your frustrated by this ?

J. Falcon 09-29-2015 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20591941)
When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

What language are you speaking in?

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20591941)
When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

Yeah, the two are completely different. Just don't see too many of either anymore.

MK Ultra 09-29-2015 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20591941)
When a patch holder cannot recognize a 65 panhead from across the room (confuses it with a shovel) then you know it is a bullshit show. I turned it off right after that line.

A few months ago I stopped at one of my favorite taco shops and as I was taking off my helmet this trying-not-to-be-middle-aged woman dressed like a teenager dragged her date/boyfriend over and said "That's a beautiful bike. It's a Panhead isn't it?"

I looked her up and down and said "They stopped making Panheads around the time you were born"

For some reason that kinda pissed her off and she dragged the date/boyfriend back to his car and they left. :1orglaugh


And yes SOA was a soap opera with bikes and guns so guys could watch it without feeling too gay.

PiracyPitbull 09-29-2015 12:33 PM

It didn't take long before it felt like Desperate Housewives on bikes to me.

And the twins that play Abel, they're no Henry Thomas.

NETbilling 09-29-2015 12:34 PM

Wound up being a great series in the last few seasons and very violent.

georgeyw 09-29-2015 01:08 PM

That entire show goes like this

Ride bikes, have meeting, ride bikes, fight, have meeting, ride bikes, fight, ride bikes, have meeting where gay skinny kid tries to be tough guy........rinse and repeat

Martin 09-29-2015 01:10 PM

Dude you're right stop watching.. It just get WORSE.. Only fuckin white trash shit bags like this show.

MrBottomTooth 09-29-2015 01:54 PM

Once the half black guy went suicidal I had a hard time watching it. Didn't help all the ass rape they put in the last season. The only saving grace towards the end was watching all the annoying cunts die.

poncabare 09-29-2015 01:57 PM

Show sucks

Rob 09-29-2015 02:03 PM

If you're not a patched member or don't know shit about motorcycle clubs, motorcycles, or California, it's not a bad show. Any knowledge of the above, then it's a candied ass cupcake show. I watched it all, and didn't quite like how the series ended. A gang with a morale compass...WEAK.

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20592002)
A few months ago I stopped at one of my favorite taco shops and as I was taking off my helmet this trying-not-to-be-middle-aged woman dressed like a teenager dragged her date/boyfriend over and said "That's a beautiful bike. It's a Panhead isn't it?"

I looked her up and down and said "They stopped making Panheads around the time you were born"

For some reason that kinda pissed her off and she dragged the date/boyfriend back to his car and they left. :1orglaugh


And yes SOA was a soap opera with bikes and guns so guys could watch it without feeling too gay.

I had something like that happen when some friends and I went out to dinner. It was just funny!

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20592121)
If you're not a patched member or don't know shit about motorcycle clubs, motorcycles, or California, it's not a bad show. Any knowledge of the above, then it's a candied ass cupcake show. I watched it all, and didn't quite like how the series ended. A gang with a morale compass...WEAK.

Riding straight into a truck was weak. Going on a killing spree first was ok, settle some business.

pornstarlet-net 09-29-2015 03:16 PM

It gets worse,

1. the badass sgt at arms falls in love with the manliest tranny.
2. Juice gets stuck in prison where Marilyn Manson "makes love" to him while writing poetry.
3. bikers saying "I love you" to each other giving tearful man hugs constantly.

MrBottomTooth 09-29-2015 03:19 PM

I had blocked the tranny out of my mind. God that was horrible. Totally unnecessary story line.

Martin 09-29-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 20592117)
Show sucks

It more than sucks. Its the biggest pile of over hype shit eve to come along.:1orglaugh

And its funny the M.O. of people that like it are all the same. Dirt bags, skinny tough guys with bad tattoos that are really into MMA.. etc etc.. Lol.

Rochard 09-29-2015 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20591951)
This is by far my favorite Baddog picture from his younger years..

http://i.imgur.com/UpyzCPb.jpg

Is that really Baddog? If it is I'll print it up and put it in a frame.

Fucking priceless.

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 04:01 PM

Funny how people are bashing the show, yet.....watched it every Tuesday night LOL

crockett 09-29-2015 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20592179)
Is that really Baddog? If it is I'll print it up and put it in a frame.

Fucking priceless.

Yea, he was much cooler before he got grey hair.. Rumor has it the doggie just at the edge of the picture is how he got his moniker..

gnawledge 09-29-2015 04:59 PM

It's hard to stomach this show because here in dirty ass Florida the Renegades are popular. They have missing teeth, poor hygiene and usually can't own firearms and disorganized. This show glorifies being a dirtbag with trivial moments. I lasted 3 episodes.

Martin 09-29-2015 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20592207)
Funny how people are bashing the show, yet.....watched it every Tuesday night LOL

I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.:2 cents:

Sly 09-29-2015 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 20592261)
I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.:2 cents:

Hey, sociopathic killers have feelings, too.

:1orglaugh

baddog 09-29-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20591963)
What language are you speaking in?

It is called English. try Google.

Vendzilla 09-29-2015 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20592254)
It's hard to stomach this show because here in dirty ass Florida the Renegades are popular. They have missing teeth, poor hygiene and usually can't own firearms and disorganized. This show glorifies being a dirtbag with trivial moments. I lasted 3 episodes.

Don't know about them, but in California, most are pretty clean.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 20592261)
I went through it pretty quick after season 2. I thought it had potential, but it just went so hard off the rails. One minute Jacks is on a killing spree hard as fuck and nexts he's crying about his dead Dad and all the shitty things in the world. Made no sense and the story lines and acting were gag worthy corny. In the end they turn out to be the most progressive biker gang killers in history. One is in love with a cop, one is fucking a tranny and then they let a black guy in to top it off.. It was a huge pile a dung.:2 cents:

I knew some of the people on the show, most of the show was filmed right here in San Fernando Valley. We would laugh when they did a shoot in a bar and change the name of the bar for the scene. Lots of the shoots were in San Fernando, right off San Fernando Road.

candyflip 09-30-2015 08:10 AM

They do make a run at operating a porn studio and websites for a bit.

http://www.rogersfamilyco.com/wp-con...e-whi-CKYI.gif

CurrentlySober 09-30-2015 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiracyPitbull (Post 20592011)
And the twins that play Abel, they're no Henry Thomas.

True. They would always sit there grinning, deliver their one line then look off camera for approval... OK, they are kids, but not really cut out for acting.

As for the show, all 7 seasons as box sets are included with my TV package, and I've been getting thru them gradually over the last 3 months or so... I only have about 3 more left to complete the set, but even with the end so close in sight, I'm loosing interest and will have to force myself to simply finish what I started...

bronco67 09-30-2015 12:04 PM

It's the same shit every week.

Jax is torn between his loyalty to the club and his desire to change it.

The gang has to drive to X to stop Y from talking to Z. Obligatory weekly chase scene ensues. Usually it's on an empty street with no other vehicles involved.

Gemma keeps some secret from Jax.

Something involving porn stars or hookers.

If there's a drug or gun deal, it will go bad and there's a massacre.

repeat.

mineistaken 09-30-2015 12:43 PM

Tony soprano being a "softie" ads more to the show. You do not take your average criminal for the show, you add something.
Just like shows/sitcoms about families - you do not show average/most common family.

As for that:
"These assfucks are some of the most non-badass, badasses that have ever graced the airwaves."

Maybe not baddass enough compared to TV badasses, but they are much more badasss than 99.9% of real life bikers.
In fact I even got annoyed of how they casually kill somebody, it got so unrealistic... They killed people more often than real bikers just slapped someone :)

mineistaken 09-30-2015 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20592172)
I had blocked the tranny out of my mind. God that was horrible. Totally unnecessary story line.

:2 cents:

And that dude from Justified and Shield stained his rep. I can not look at him playing badasses the same now :1orglaugh

pornstarlet-net 09-30-2015 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20592904)
:2 cents:

And that dude from Justified and Shield stained his rep. I can not look at him playing badasses the same now :1orglaugh

I know what you mean, couldn't look at him the same even when he was playing the warden in GI Joe :1orglaugh


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