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Juicy D. Links · 03-19-2003, 05:25 PM

Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?

Gutterboy · 03-19-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?

You're gay.

AdultNex · 03-19-2003, 05:29 PM

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"Morning" erections are physiological, and are related to blood supply mechanisms during sleep, and not the sexual arousal. The presence of these erections usually mean that no organic disorder is the main cause.

asuna · 03-19-2003, 05:31 PM

It's cause you have to fucking piss, thats why

Cheshire · 03-19-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
my cock is thick

Doubt it

Juicy D. Links · 03-19-2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Doubt it

My bad I meant THICK and JUICY

Cheshire · 03-19-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
My bad I meant THICK and JUICY

My bad, I meant

Doubt it.

G Sharp · 03-19-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?

Juicylinks, I just had to take time out of my busy day and thank you. Amidst the coding going on for one of my pet projects, I just had to stop and tell you that your posts are an inspiration to all thinking people the world over.

Your seemingly assinine comments, ostensibly obtuse statements, and immature topic choices are works of comedic brilliance. The seeming phallic worship of your posts and not so veiled fascination with male sexual physiology underly a taunting and wry irony that pushes the corners of straight mainstream sexual sensibilities. It is reminiscent of HR Geiger on some really bad MDMA. Your frequent posts of Italian guido looking individuals are a paean to the lost Old World self-confident machismo of two hirsute men secure their heterosexuality as they kiss each other out of respect.

I appreciate your art, much like the French see the Kafkaesque genius behind the seeming absurdity of Jerry Lewis [circa 1964].

Keep up the autistic schtick and remember, despite the pratcalls and disgusted head shaking of most mature individuals as they needlessly wade through your seeming drivel...take comfort in the fact that I, at least, know what you're about. And I accept your genius.

Juicy D. Links · 03-19-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
My bad, I meant

Doubt it.

Been awhile since youve seen a THICK one?

Lane · 03-19-2003, 06:04 PM

are you trying to become the first cock philosopher?

Cheshire · 03-19-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp
Juicylinks, I just had to take time out of my busy day and thank you. Amidst the coding going on for one of my pet projects, I just had to stop and tell you that your posts are an inspiration to all thinking people the world over.

Your seemingly assinine comments, ostensibly obtuse statements, and immature topic choices are works of comedic brilliance. The seeming phallic worship of your posts and not so veiled fascination with male sexual physiology underly a taunting and wry irony that pushes the corners of straight mainstream sexual sensibilities. It is reminiscent of HR Geiger on some really bad MDMA. Your frequent posts of Italian guido looking individuals are a paean to the lost Old World self-confident machismo of two hirsute men secure their heterosexuality as they kiss each other out of respect.

I appreciate your art, much like the French see the Kafkaesque genius behind the seeming absurdity of Jerry Lewis [circa 1964].

Keep up the autistic schtick and remember, despite the pratcalls and disgusted head shaking of most mature individuals as they needlessly wade through your seeming drivel...take comfort in the fact that I, at least, know what you're about. And I accept your genius.

Mother of GOD!!! ~ Mmm, talk Nerdy to me baby!

*purrrrrr*

traffic addict · 03-19-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

You're gay.

LOL

G Sharp · 03-19-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
are you trying to become the first cock philosopher?

hhehehe more like the first cock literary critic.

Lane, post more of your tests, I love to help you out. I majored in Third World Developmental History back in college and still love history. Art History's good too.

G Sharp · 03-19-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Mother of GOD!!! ~ Mmm, talk Nerdy to me baby!

*purrrrrr*

Hehehe I'm glad you saw through the sarcasm

nobull · 03-19-2003, 06:23 PM

You ever tried to take a piss with a chubby? It does not work. You get wood so you dont piss the bed.

AdultNex · 03-19-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by nobull
You ever tried to take a piss with a chubby? It does not work. You get wood so you dont piss the bed.

A chubby?

Cheshire · 03-19-2003, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp
Hehehe I'm glad you saw through the sarcasm

Are you kidding?
You gave *me* Morning Wood ~ and it's the afternoon...

and I don't have a penis.

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