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Juicy D. Links 03-19-2003 05:25 PM

Morning Wood
 
Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?

Gutterboy 03-19-2003 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?
You're gay.

AdultNex 03-19-2003 05:29 PM

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"Morning" erections are physiological, and are related to blood supply mechanisms during sleep, and not the sexual arousal. The presence of these erections usually mean that no organic disorder is the main cause.

asuna 03-19-2003 05:31 PM

It's cause you have to fucking piss, thats why

Cheshire 03-19-2003 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
my cock is thick
Doubt it

Juicy D. Links 03-19-2003 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Doubt it
My bad I meant THICK and JUICY

Cheshire 03-19-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
My bad I meant THICK and JUICY
My bad, I meant

Doubt it.

G Sharp 03-19-2003 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Why is it that when i get up in the morning my cock is thick and hard? Who can explain this phenomena?
Juicylinks, I just had to take time out of my busy day and thank you. Amidst the coding going on for one of my pet projects, I just had to stop and tell you that your posts are an inspiration to all thinking people the world over.

Your seemingly assinine comments, ostensibly obtuse statements, and immature topic choices are works of comedic brilliance. The seeming phallic worship of your posts and not so veiled fascination with male sexual physiology underly a taunting and wry irony that pushes the corners of straight mainstream sexual sensibilities. It is reminiscent of HR Geiger on some really bad MDMA. Your frequent posts of Italian guido looking individuals are a paean to the lost Old World self-confident machismo of two hirsute men secure their heterosexuality as they kiss each other out of respect.

I appreciate your art, much like the French see the Kafkaesque genius behind the seeming absurdity of Jerry Lewis [circa 1964].

Keep up the autistic schtick and remember, despite the pratcalls and disgusted head shaking of most mature individuals as they needlessly wade through your seeming drivel...take comfort in the fact that I, at least, know what you're about. And I accept your genius.


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 03-19-2003 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
My bad, I meant

Doubt it.

Been awhile since youve seen a THICK one?

Lane 03-19-2003 06:04 PM

are you trying to become the first cock philosopher? :1orglaugh

Cheshire 03-19-2003 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp
Juicylinks, I just had to take time out of my busy day and thank you. Amidst the coding going on for one of my pet projects, I just had to stop and tell you that your posts are an inspiration to all thinking people the world over.

Your seemingly assinine comments, ostensibly obtuse statements, and immature topic choices are works of comedic brilliance. The seeming phallic worship of your posts and not so veiled fascination with male sexual physiology underly a taunting and wry irony that pushes the corners of straight mainstream sexual sensibilities. It is reminiscent of HR Geiger on some really bad MDMA. Your frequent posts of Italian guido looking individuals are a paean to the lost Old World self-confident machismo of two hirsute men secure their heterosexuality as they kiss each other out of respect.

I appreciate your art, much like the French see the Kafkaesque genius behind the seeming absurdity of Jerry Lewis [circa 1964].

Keep up the autistic schtick and remember, despite the pratcalls and disgusted head shaking of most mature individuals as they needlessly wade through your seeming drivel...take comfort in the fact that I, at least, know what you're about. And I accept your genius.


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Mother of GOD!!! ~ Mmm, talk Nerdy to me baby!

*purrrrrr*
:Graucho

traffic addict 03-19-2003 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy


You're gay.

LOL
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

G Sharp 03-19-2003 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
are you trying to become the first cock philosopher? :1orglaugh

hhehehe more like the first cock literary critic. :1orglaugh

Lane, post more of your tests, I love to help you out. I majored in Third World Developmental History back in college and still love history. Art History's good too.

G Sharp 03-19-2003 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Mother of GOD!!! ~ Mmm, talk Nerdy to me baby!

*purrrrrr*
:Graucho


Hehehe I'm glad you saw through the sarcasm :thumbsup :1orglaugh

nobull 03-19-2003 06:23 PM

You ever tried to take a piss with a chubby? It does not work. You get wood so you dont piss the bed.

AdultNex 03-19-2003 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by nobull
You ever tried to take a piss with a chubby? It does not work. You get wood so you dont piss the bed.
A chubby?

Cheshire 03-19-2003 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp
Hehehe I'm glad you saw through the sarcasm :thumbsup :1orglaugh
Are you kidding?
You gave *me* Morning Wood ~ and it's the afternoon...

and I don't have a penis.


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