My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
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I ordered 2 coffee once in Starbucks Hamburg. Gave the chick a 5 euro bill and she started to make all weird sounds. I asked her "what do you want from me?". She said: "sex" so i banged her on the counter. On the policestation they explained to me the coffee was 3 euro's each...Half troll half amazing!Comment
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Ahahahahahahahaha!!
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Try harder next time.Comment
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Hahaha!!Comment
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Good one, Mr. Tinfoil power
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hahahahah nice oneComment
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I love MY german girlfriend - I asked her to rate my looks on a scale of 1-10 and she straight up asked for sex!Comment
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i had to read it twice to get it.
hehe , funny.Comment
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Last fall, in Trinidad in Cuba, I am on a bus going to the city . Guy on the other side of the row ask me in a very bad english at what time was the last bus to get back to the hotel .
So I answered : nine
He asks again, I ansered again nine
Third time, I realized and gestured with both hands : 9I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !
But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....Comment
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Nine means nein!Comment
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I think someone posted it about 12 rapefugees.
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