How do you find out you are gay? <<serious>>

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  • clickity click
    So Fecking Bummed
    • Aug 2014
    • 3682

    #1

    How do you find out you are gay? <<serious>>

    So people have insinuated to me that they think I am gay just because my mate and I like to have a few drinks and talk about guy stuff like how far can you cum shot and why does everyones cum taste different.
    I am married but it got me thinking.

    If I was, you know gay. How would I know?

    When my mate blows his load I don't get any more turned on than when my wife squirts on the duvet.
  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684

    #2
    There is a very easy way to know.

    Have your friend build a paper mache volcano. Once he has a it done you have him put a container of vinegar that he has put red food coloring in inside the volcano. He will then drop baking soda into the top of the volcano. When it hits the vinegar it will cause an "eruption." If, while the volcano is erupting, you are sucking his cock then you are gay.

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    • Joshua G
      dumb libs love censorship
      • Jul 2008
      • 8198

      #3
      watch the movie bloodsport. if you liked the fighting, you are hetero. if you liked van damme, you are gay.

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      • clickity click
        So Fecking Bummed
        • Aug 2014
        • 3682

        #4
        Originally posted by Joshua G
        watch the movei bloodsport. if you liked the fighting, you are hetero. if you liked van damme, you are gay.

        I will download bloodsport but I already know I love Van Damme! that guy rocks.

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        • clickity click
          So Fecking Bummed
          • Aug 2014
          • 3682

          #5
          Originally posted by kane
          There is a very easy way to know.

          Have your friend build a paper mache volcano. Once he has a it done you have him put a container of vinegar that he has put red food coloring in inside the volcano. He will then drop baking soda into the top of the volcano. When it hits the vinegar it will cause an "eruption." If, while the volcano is erupting, you are sucking his cock then you are gay.
          I have never sucked his cock or any cock, I have only had cum shooting competitions with him and recently we tried each others cum.
          We also go swimming / sauna (naked). We don't swim nude though lol.

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          • dillfly2000
            hey
            • Mar 2012
            • 2209

            #6
            The second you ask the question.
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            • kane
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Aug 2001
              • 20684

              #7
              Originally posted by clickity click
              I have never sucked his cock or any cock, I have only had cum shooting competitions with him and recently we tried each others cum.
              We also go swimming / sauna (naked). We don't swim nude though lol.
              Perhaps it is because you haven't seen him making the volcano erupt. That eruption could awaken something inside you and make you suddenly desire to gobble his penis down.

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              • clickity click
                So Fecking Bummed
                • Aug 2014
                • 3682

                #8
                Those tits in your sig are awakening something inside me.

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                • redwhiteandblue
                  Bollocks
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 2785

                  #9
                  When your friend bends over in front of you do you accidentally stick your cock up his butt?
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                  • kane
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 20684

                    #10
                    Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                    When your friend bends over in front of you do you accidentally stick your cock up his butt?
                    Legitimate question.

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                    • Brian8377
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2016
                      • 375

                      #11
                      You tasted his cum? Dude you are so gay. I mean why would what your buddies cum taste like ever matter to you or anyone? Some are gay and just do not want to believe it or know it. You might be both
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                      • CPA-Rush
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                        • Mar 2012
                        • 4927

                        #12
                        you like transsexuals ? there are a chance you are a bi.

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                        • freecartoonporn
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 7683

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kane
                          There is a very easy way to know.

                          Have your friend build a paper mache volcano. Once he has a it done you have him put a container of vinegar that he has put red food coloring in inside the volcano. He will then drop baking soda into the top of the volcano. When it hits the vinegar it will cause an "eruption." If, while the volcano is erupting, you are sucking his cock then you are gay.
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                          • JamesM83
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                            • May 2016
                            • 334

                            #14
                            Pretty sure you gotta do some gay shit first haha


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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Insert Jim Carey cum in my ass clip -----> here

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                              • JesseQuinn
                                feeding the wolves
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 6654

                                #16
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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94114

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kane
                                  There is a very easy way to know.

                                  Have your friend build a paper mache volcano. Once he has a it done you have him put a container of vinegar that he has put red food coloring in inside the volcano. He will then drop baking soda into the top of the volcano. When it hits the vinegar it will cause an "eruption." If, while the volcano is erupting, you are sucking his cock then you are gay.
                                  ...

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                                  • Hannes
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2016
                                    • 1594

                                    #18
                                    plug a gay guy and see how you feel
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                                    • MiamiBoyz
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                                      • Oct 2012
                                      • 6688

                                      #19
                                      Hope this simple test answers your question...

                                      Does't this image turn you on?

                                      Yes = Gay / No = Gay


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