It's official; Hollywood now 100% creatively bankrupt

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    It's official; Hollywood now 100% creatively bankrupt

    Or at least I suspect it is. I've suspected it for a while now,

    but this?

    Big Trouble in Little China reboot coming: Dwayne Johnson is currently in talks to star in and produce a remake of the John Carpenter classic Big Trouble in Little China.


    Original 1986 trailer...

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    • dyna mo
      just a fucking jerk
      • Dec 2008
      • 68184
      #2
      Egg Shen: "Time for the medicine!

      Jack Burton: "This does what again exactly?"

      Egg Shen: "Huge buzz!"


      what a great movie!

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20973
          #3
          Originally posted by CDSmith
          Or at least I suspect it is. I've suspected it for a while now,

          but this?

          Big Trouble in Little China reboot coming: Dwayne Johnson is currently in talks to star in and produce a remake of the John Carpenter classic Big Trouble in Little China.


          Original 1986 trailer...


          @ 1:20

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            • 2MuchMark
              Mark of 2Much.net
              • Aug 2004
              • 50984
              #4
              Everything is being rebooted or "re imagined" these days. Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, Friday the 13th, Evil Dead, Poltergeist, Spiderman (within 5 years or something), Fantastic Four, Robocop, etc....

              So far the best boots have been ST and BSG. Not sure about the rest tho..

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                • jimmycooper
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2010
                  • 4016
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                  Some things just shouldn't be fucked with. Especially just about everything carpenter has done. Look at how worthless their prequel of the thing was with so much awful cgi.
                  neither the prequel nor the remake will ever 'fuck with' the original. it's just not possible.

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                    • avalanche
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 1922
                      #6
                      They're even redoing Goonies
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                        • suesheboy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 5211
                          #7
                          They will not find 2 hotter women that the 2 main female leads. there were both 10's IMO.

                          What a fun flick too!
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                            • Tom_PM
                              Porn Meister
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 16443
                              #8
                              The last movie I saw at a theater was Godzilla 1985. Call me the choir and preach on.
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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184
                                  #9
                                  btw, if you're on amazon prime, they just added this ~a week or so ago.

                                  ive got it queued up now, thx CD!

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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75733
                                      #10
                                      I've never seen this movie so I could care less.

                                      I like some of the "re imagined" stuff. I loved the original Battlestar Galatica, and loved the new version. Same with Star Trek. Loving the new James Bond too.

                                      I love the classics, don't get me wrong.... But the new stuff is good too.

                                      I love to see the redo Miami Vice. I loved the original, loved the movie too, but love to see them do a re imagined TV series from the 1980s.
                                      Herschel Savage
                                      Brooklyn, NY

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