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Paul Markham · 03-17-2003, 02:10 PM

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but didn't want to spend a fortune, and certainly didn't want a pet that would cause a lot of work.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"

"Blowjobs!" the woman exclaimed. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! So she bought the frog, put it into a special box and wrapped it up with a great big bow.

Naturally, the husband was extremely surprised when he opened the present. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off. However, the woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "When I teach this frog to cook, you're gone."

SpaceAce · 03-17-2003, 02:12 PM

Haha!

SpaceAce

G Sharp · 03-17-2003, 02:13 PM

lol. Good one, Charly.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-17-2003, 02:26 PM

haha, thats awesome

twistyneck · 03-17-2003, 02:34 PM

Oh, I thought this thread was about a Frenchman with a spine.

Butrflied · 03-17-2003, 03:24 PM

03-17-2003, 02:10 PM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Amazing Frog A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but didn't want to spend a fortune, and certainly didn't want a pet that would cause a lot of work. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman exclaimed. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! So she bought the frog, put it into a special box and wrapped it up with a great big bow. Naturally, the husband was extremely surprised when he opened the present. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off. However, the woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "When I teach this frog to cook, you're gone." __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

03-17-2003, 02:26 PM	#4
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03-17-2003, 02:12 PM	#2
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03-17-2003, 02:13 PM	#3
G Sharp So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,343	lol. Good one, Charly.

03-17-2003, 02:34 PM	#5
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Oh, I thought this thread was about a Frenchman with a spine.