Worst designs on amateur sites! - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 03-16-2003, 05:29 PM

Cast you votes and critiques!

My vote goes to http://www.crystal8teen.com/
The colours used make it look extremely unsexy, cold even. The black & white could make it look artistic, however, the lack of design and artistic photos takes away that possibility entirely. There is absolutely nothing on the site encouraging the surfer to join or even telling what's in the members area.

xxxinnovations · 03-16-2003, 05:31 PM

slowest fucking site ever

AdultNex · 03-16-2003, 05:41 PM

Although Amateur sites are supposed to look amateur, that site could use some color.

421Fill · 03-16-2003, 05:45 PM

I've seen alot of sites that lokk 100x worse than this one.

Libertine · 03-16-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by turbo
I've seen alot of sites that lokk 100x worse than this one.

So post 'm.

The reason this site gets my vote is not just the design, but also that several things on it suggest that the site was not made by her but rather by someone posing as a "pro". A shame, since it's a pretty hot girl.

421Fill · 03-16-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

So post 'm.

The reason this site gets my vote is not just the design, but also that several things on it suggest that the site was not made by her but rather by someone posing as a "pro". A shame, since it's a pretty hot girl.

I'll pass on posting 'em... I'm not the best designer in the world, so I don't have alot of room to talk... I'm just saying that it's not that bad.

Re: it being obvious that she didn't design it, though... Isn't it safe to assume that if the girl's site is any good, then she'd be able to make the natural progression towards outsourcing things as her budget would allow. I think that nowadays, if you see an amateur girl site that still looks like it did 2-3 years ago, then as a surfer, I'd think it must suck if they don't try and make it better as they can.

maxjohan · 03-16-2003, 05:55 PM

What? you talking shit about my site?

sweetcuties · 03-16-2003, 05:57 PM

I trade links with them melindateen.com

Pipecrew · 03-16-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
I trade links with them melindateen.com

damn, find me this image and post it

i need a new background, she's unreal

harvey · 03-16-2003, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan

What? you talking shit about my site?

maybe you'd say I've low standards, but I'd do her. Twice

mastamindz · 03-16-2003, 06:22 PM

She has a nice set of saggies.
I'd hit it.
Yes I would.

maxjohan · 03-16-2003, 06:40 PM

no low standard harvey..damn very hot..very!

almost got hard..maybe Im just tierd.

sweetcuties · 03-16-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

damn, find me this image and post it i need a new background, she's unreal

Here ya go

sweetcuties · 03-16-2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan

What? you talking shit about my site?

Without a doubt, she's a cutie... innocent look with big boobs. Do you have any other sites? I'd like to trade other links. Email me if ya do: [email protected]

stocktrader23 · 03-17-2003, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Cast you votes and critiques!

My vote goes to http://www.crystal8teen.com/
The colours used make it look extremely unsexy, cold even. The black & white could make it look artistic, however, the lack of design and artistic photos takes away that possibility entirely. There is absolutely nothing on the site encouraging the surfer to join or even telling what's in the members area.

Good Lord!

=^..^= · 03-17-2003, 03:40 AM

http://www.readytocum.com/
the girl on this site got some guy to design it for her
she asked me to look at her site and tell her why she had no sign ups
well at the first time i saw it - I told her to scrap it and start again
but she didnt wanna dfo that
in the original pics she was wearign denim jeans.. she said she didnt want ppl to see her nude on the tour coz ppl wouldnt sign up ..dont ask me how that logic works.

I told her they werent signing up coz the Join button was hidden!

so they added one..along with abotu 10 million other things.

this site gives me a headache just to look at it

Mutt · 03-17-2003, 04:06 AM

lazy whoever designed it. it is an odd choice to go with black and white photos but it does give it some uniqueness in a sea of amateur girl sites that look the same. they weren't using their creativity, if all the B & W images on that tour on mouseover turned into colored images they'd have something interesting, the surfer would mouse over each picture, people are very simple creatures, they love mouseovers, they'll run their mouses over anything once they see there are mouseover image changes - and the more they stay involved on the page, the better chance they will keep exploring, hopefully joining the site.

i'm designing an amateur teen site right now, it ain't easy to be creative with that niche, you feel like you have to stick to the basic design cliches these sites have developed. I tried orange and black color scheme to be different but i looked at it for a long while and it just doesn't look 'teen' or 'amateur', looks too mainstream and hip.

SO FILL UP THE PINK AND BLUE PAINT BUCKETS AND GET ME THE GROOVY FLOWER DINGBAT FONT I'M GOING FULL STEAM AHEAD RIGHT INTO AMATEUR TEEN DESIGN HELL!!!

421Fill · 03-17-2003, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt

SO FILL UP THE PINK AND BLUE PAINT BUCKETS AND GET ME THE GROOVY FLOWER DINGBAT FONT I'M GOING FULL STEAM AHEAD RIGHT INTO AMATEUR TEEN DESIGN HELL!!!

Hehehe....

a1ka1ine · 03-17-2003, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
she said she didnt want ppl to see her nude on the tour coz ppl wouldnt sign up ..dont ask me how that logic works.

seems perfectly reasonable to me!

03-16-2003, 05:29 PM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Worst designs on amateur sites! Cast you votes and critiques! My vote goes to http://www.crystal8teen.com/ The colours used make it look extremely unsexy, cold even. The black & white could make it look artistic, however, the lack of design and artistic photos takes away that possibility entirely. There is absolutely nothing on the site encouraging the surfer to join or even telling what's in the members area. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

03-16-2003, 05:31 PM	#2
xxxinnovations Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,181	slowest fucking site ever __________________ Need CUSTOM T-Shirts or Custom ANYTHING? We'll Fucking do it! ICQ 37639971 or call 800-920-1233

03-16-2003, 05:45 PM	#4
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,464	I've seen alot of sites that lokk 100x worse than this one. __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

03-16-2003, 05:55 PM	#7
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	What? you talking shit about my site? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-16-2003, 05:57 PM	#8
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	I trade links with them melindateen.com __________________

03-16-2003, 05:41 PM	#3
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Although Amateur sites are supposed to look amateur, that site could use some color.

03-16-2003, 06:22 PM	#11
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	She has a nice set of saggies. I'd hit it. Yes I would. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

03-16-2003, 06:40 PM	#12
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	no low standard harvey..damn very hot..very! almost got hard..maybe Im just tierd. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-17-2003, 03:40 AM	#16
=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	http://www.readytocum.com/ the girl on this site got some guy to design it for her she asked me to look at her site and tell her why she had no sign ups well at the first time i saw it - I told her to scrap it and start again but she didnt wanna dfo that in the original pics she was wearign denim jeans.. she said she didnt want ppl to see her nude on the tour coz ppl wouldnt sign up ..dont ask me how that logic works. I told her they werent signing up coz the Join button was hidden! so they added one..along with abotu 10 million other things. this site gives me a headache just to look at it __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

03-17-2003, 04:06 AM	#17
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	lazy whoever designed it. it is an odd choice to go with black and white photos but it does give it some uniqueness in a sea of amateur girl sites that look the same. they weren't using their creativity, if all the B & W images on that tour on mouseover turned into colored images they'd have something interesting, the surfer would mouse over each picture, people are very simple creatures, they love mouseovers, they'll run their mouses over anything once they see there are mouseover image changes - and the more they stay involved on the page, the better chance they will keep exploring, hopefully joining the site. i'm designing an amateur teen site right now, it ain't easy to be creative with that niche, you feel like you have to stick to the basic design cliches these sites have developed. I tried orange and black color scheme to be different but i looked at it for a long while and it just doesn't look 'teen' or 'amateur', looks too mainstream and hip. SO FILL UP THE PINK AND BLUE PAINT BUCKETS AND GET ME THE GROOVY FLOWER DINGBAT FONT I'M GOING FULL STEAM AHEAD RIGHT INTO AMATEUR TEEN DESIGN HELL!!! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!