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ZeroHero 02-05-2015 07:42 AM

Jason Reitman Created A Fully Functional Porn Site For 'Men, Women & Children'
 
Read and watch it here, i like to see the comments for this turd

Jason Reitman Created A Fully Functional Porn Site For 'Men, Women & Children'

bronco67 02-05-2015 08:04 AM

Turd??? I don't get it.

ZeroHero 02-05-2015 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20383299)
Turd??? I don't get it.

i was meaning "Brud" in german urban dictonary is like "bro"

Bladewire 02-05-2015 08:27 AM

Typical new artist claiming to do something edgy to get his name out there, then lying about how much work it was do to it. Give me a fucking break

"We had a guy whose job, full-time, was to look at porn ... and find thumbnails so we could create Pornhub pages so that it looked as though someone was searching things and things were coming up," Reitman told HuffPost Live's Roy Sekoff. "So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

"We had to think of the internet as a location. Normally in a movie, you have to build a bedroom, a school classroom, a hallway, a restaurant," Reitman said. "And we had to do those things. But we spent more time, more money, more man hours building the actual internet that the actors were exploring." :disgust

ITraffic 02-05-2015 08:27 AM

no one cares.

beerptrol 02-05-2015 08:40 AM

Just another turd in the punch bowl!

Bladewire 02-05-2015 08:47 AM

Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ZeroHero 02-05-2015 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20383349)
Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

give it some time bro :)

SEXTANT 02-05-2015 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20383326)
"So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

titles for clips, thinking for weeks :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 02-05-2015 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMarkiz (Post 20384070)
titles for clips, thinking for weeks :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh ... As a grunt writer you're supossed to come up with at least a hundred clip titles per hour :Oh crap.

fappingJack 02-05-2015 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20383349)
Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

okay, im buying it for now :1orglaugh

iamBoogieman 02-06-2015 12:35 AM

Cool. Family porn.

ZeroHero 02-06-2015 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamBoogieman (Post 20384353)
Cool. Family porn.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lezinterracial 02-06-2015 02:15 PM

Sounds like they made a porn site for the movie 'Men, Women & Children'. Not necessarily a porn site for men, women, and children to look at.

Good title for click bait and good SEO for pedos. Will be interesting to see the comments when they come in.

ZeroHero 02-06-2015 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 20385275)
Sounds like they made a porn site for the movie 'Men, Women & Children'. Not necessarily a porn site for men, women, and children to look at.

Good title for click bait and good SEO for pedos. Will be interesting to see the comments when they come in.

first time when i read the article, i misread instead 'Men, Women & Children' i saw They made a porn site for Two and a Half man :1orglaugh

SpaceDoc 02-06-2015 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20385537)
first time when i read the article, i misread instead 'Men, Women & Children' i saw They made a porn site for Two and a Half man :1orglaugh

rofl, imagine that :1orglaugh

JosephFM 02-07-2015 06:18 AM

It took weeks and lot of man hours to create porn hub style pages with seo function?

Anybody here can do that in a couple hours.

ZeroHero 02-07-2015 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JosephFM (Post 20385883)
It took weeks and lot of man hours to create porn hub style pages with seo function?

Anybody here can do that in a couple hours.

couple hours -done.
after a week paycheck -done.

weeks and hours like this is a rocket science, still funny as hell :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 02-07-2015 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20383326)
Typical new artist claiming to do something edgy to get his name out there, then lying about how much work it was do to it. Give me a fucking break

"We had a guy whose job, full-time, was to look at porn ... and find thumbnails so we could create Pornhub pages so that it looked as though someone was searching things and things were coming up," Reitman told HuffPost Live's Roy Sekoff. "So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

"We had to think of the internet as a location. Normally in a movie, you have to build a bedroom, a school classroom, a hallway, a restaurant," Reitman said. "And we had to do those things. But we spent more time, more money, more man hours building the actual internet that the actors were exploring." :disgust

Congrats to them - they invented the wheel.

While surrounded by...wheels.

bronco67 02-07-2015 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20384137)
:1orglaugh ... As a grunt writer you're supossed to come up with at least a hundred clip titles per hour :Oh crap.

Someone should make porn clip title generator. That would be hilarious. Just hit a button and you get:


She gets pounded good and hard and then squirts all over the place

What they really want is to suck on that cock after being butt fucked

She rides that dick, sliding her pussy up and down on his meat

These tight ass whores love to be fucked up the ass

After being picked up on the street, she gets fucked up the arse

These juicy booty babes has one thing on their mind

NETSEX 02-07-2015 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20385934)
Congrats to them - they invented the wheel.

While surrounded by...wheels.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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