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hershie 03-15-2003 02:51 AM

200 ha never done this before - yipee

BRISK 03-15-2003 02:53 AM

I used to live in an apartment that was on a high floor. It overlooked the whole city. I could see lots of street and intersections and late at night I would always see cops turn on their flashing red and blue lights just to get through red lights that had no cars around for blocks.

Can cops do that?

TheFLY 03-15-2003 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx
damn we only got 1.5% of each ticket written
the 25% is the cap for the entire TOWN :) The highway that runs from Waldo to I-95 is like one huge speedtrap as noted by AAA -- if it weren't for these speeding tickets, these towns would lose 25% of their revenue :Graucho

So I can only imagine these cops have perfect logs -- hell the whole city depends on this ticket money... And these radar guns aren't even accurate if there's a large truck nearby, which there was... My physics processor explained it once... Anyway, why the fuck do I want to argue with some rednecks about the physics of radar guns... I'd rather pay the $133 and take the points... What urks me is every time I pay increased insurance rates for God knows how long -- I will be reminded of how much I want that fucking cop to die, etc.

xanx 03-15-2003 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I used to live in an apartment that was on a high floor. It overlooked the whole city. I could see lots of street and intersections and late at night I would always see cops turn on their flashing red and blue lights just to get through red lights that had no cars around for blocks.

Can cops do that?

Yes.. the Florida statue says that if you are in the lawfull preformance of your duty. Which basicly means your a cop who's on shift.. you do not have to obey traffic laws though you do have to drive in reasonable and prudent manner.. whatever that means lol..

it could be different in your state though..

xanx 03-15-2003 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie
200 ha never done this before - yipee
200 ?

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Right to bear arms.

i said while he was out.... arms or no arms, ain't gonna help him when he's at the movies. I'll be ownin' that shit, and loggin' in with his username before he gets back.

xanx 03-15-2003 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


the 25% is the cap for the entire TOWN :) The highway that runs from Waldo to I-95 is like one huge speedtrap as noted by AAA -- if it weren't for these speeding tickets, these towns would lose 25% of their revenue :Graucho

damn... doesn't starke have the prison with the electric chair :Graucho

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


i said while he was out.... arms or no arms, ain't gonna help him when he's at the movies. I'll be ownin' that shit, and loggin' in with his username before he gets back.

Yeah, but I'll be watching his shit...

Mutt 03-15-2003 03:03 AM

doh........... you blew it hershie, prematurely ejaculated the 200 post 50 posts early :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Yeah, but I'll be watching his shit...

but I got the right to bear too.... :Graucho

BRISK 03-15-2003 03:05 AM

What is the most common situation that cops respond to?

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx


damn... doesn't starke have the prison with the electric chair :Graucho

Haha now you got me freaked out... I want to avoid Starke at all costs... I got a speeding ticket in David Crockett (bullshit town) Texas once... For going 10 miles over the speedlimit in the fuckin desert... The cop was hiding behind some rock formations in the damn desert! Anyway, the shit was so backwards, the cops would point their finger at you and the judge even showed me his gun... I hate these small towns...

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:06 AM

i love it when people bitch about cops..... hehehe.... if there were no cops in this country, 98% of you wouldn't be typing on GFY right now.... because there'd be total anarchy in the streets and most of you would be either dead or cowering in some alley behind a dumpster hoping you don't get whacked before sunrise.

xanx 03-15-2003 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
What is the most common situation that cops respond to?
battery-domestic violence

In florida it's so bad that the wife or whoever doesn't have to press charges.. i just take to jail who I feel deserves it

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
i love it when people bitch about cops..... hehehe.... if there were no cops in this country, 98% of you wouldn't be typing on GFY right now.... because there'd be total anarchy in the streets and most of you would be either dead or cowering in some alley behind a dumpster hoping you don't get whacked before sunrise.
Yer probably right, but I think there should be changes made. The cops should have to wear pink outfits and drive pink cars. People shouldn't be afraid of the bacon -- the whole "serve" gets lost in the "to protect and to serve"... serve me bacon!

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:16 AM

people that fear cops do so of their own free will.

the gangs and thugs and scum and thieves and shit don't fear them..... why should normal people have anything to fear?

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:17 AM

I love that Cypress hill song called simply "PIGS"...

oops I smells bacon :1orglaugh

xanx 03-15-2003 03:19 AM

I miss the car persuites... those were fun and scary at the same time.. fuckin crazy!!!!:BangBang:

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:21 AM

sitting in the bushes waiting with the radar.... and then pulling over a speeder is fun..... the fucking excuses are hilarious.... and they're always so damn sincere..... :1orglaugh

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
people that fear cops do so of their own free will.

the gangs and thugs and scum and thieves and shit don't fear them..... why should normal people have anything to fear?

Gimme a break, cops are designed to intimidate. They wear black and carry weapons... At the very least they should have to wear fast food hats...

AdultNex 03-15-2003 03:21 AM

How fast can I go to be over the speed limit and be written up?

Non-porn 03-15-2003 03:26 AM

Cops:

I respect the law due to that we ALL have to live safely together. I have nothing personal against cops in general, but their training. What I can?t fucking stand is how you have to sit there and answer question like a monkey. I feel its humiliating answering questions about where you are coming or going etc. What I hate the most is when they lie to you.

I was pulled over at 3:00am coming home from a coffee and smoke refill (7-11). Like most of us we work all hours. So 3:00 am to me is like lunch break for the suckers that actually work for a living. The cop pulls me over for no reason and asks a barrage of questions. I did not feel like being a monkey and answering them. So I handed him all information and told him to write me a ticket and we will see each other in court in a couple months and nothing else. He lies and tells me he is doing an investigation and I have to answer his questions. I said no I don?t due to you?re holding all my information on who I am, vehicle info, etc. He asks me to step out of the car and then handcuffs me and makes me sit on the curb like a criminal-fucking monkey.

He runs all my shit and finds out that this 36-year-old webmaster is clean as a MF. Then another cop pulls up with a dog and the first cop asks me if he can search my truck. I said ?NO? and he signaled the cop with the dog. The cop-dog runs around my truck a few times and sits down. When the dog sits down on command guess what? I ?Could? have some illegal substance in the truck and they now have PC to search. (What a fucking joke)

Nothing, they found not one thing. I am not dumb enough to drive at 3:00am in a new truck with some thing to get busted with. At this point I asked for his supervisor (In front of the other cop) He said I could go and handed me back my information. I asked him where he was stationed and he asked why? I said I want to file a complaint and he asked what for. I told him I am sure your watch commander will give you a copy. He just walked away.

So I drove to his station and asked for a complaint form. They gave me an 800# to call and asked for the details. Few days later I filed a complaint and sent a copy to every one. His watch commander, Vice, ACLU, and the Chef with the detail on how he abused his authority in other good shit I found on cop hating web sites. I also sent fallow up letters asking if he has been reprimanded or needed extra training. My letter also stated I was seeking council for his abuse.
I never heard back from them or any one. (Except the ACLU) I can say I have passed that cop more then a few times and he will not even look at me.

Sorry for the long post, but if you did not do any thing wrong stand up for your rights. I also found out if you want to fuck a cop over. Corn-hole his ass with a pen.

My question:
Xanx what do cops do after the been fucked by a pen?

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Gimme a break, cops are designed to intimidate. They wear black and carry weapons...

i think that's because they're required to. But I know of lots of non-cop people that would do the same when they go out somewhere because it makes them feel cool and bad or something.... it doesn't. It just makes them dressed in black with a weapon.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
How fast can I go to be over the speed limit and be written up?
0mph

xanx 03-15-2003 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
How fast can I go to be over the speed limit and be written up?
The law in Florida says you can not write anyone who's doing up to 5mph over..i never wrote till 12mph over though...

Baal 03-15-2003 03:29 AM

Xanx, if you pulled me over for speeding 10MPH+ over the limit, I'd probably get a speeding ticket. What was your "over the speed limit" threshhold (for example, you pull over someone going 15 MPH over, but not someone over 5 MPH over), and why in the heck do all the hot girls I know *always* seem to be able to talk their way out of speeding tickets?

And just as importantant (to me as a guy... heh), in your experience, what could any guy do to get the same slack cut as the hot chicks?

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
I feel its humiliating answering questions about where you are coming or going etc.
why should it be humiliating? It's not being done in front of a live studio audience for broadcast on network television.... it's you and him. Answer the fucking questions and get on your way. It's really not that hard.

Oh... I know... it's because you didn't do anything wrong and feel you shouldn't be treated that way. And he damn sure knew that because he can read your mind and instantly know everything about you as he's following you at 3 am, so he should have KNOWN better than to question YOU.....


right?

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
And just as importantant (to me as a guy... heh), in your experience, what could any guy do to get the same slack cut as the hot chicks?
Flash a chocolate eclair... Mmmmmm...

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


why should it be humiliating? It's not being done in front of a live studio audience for broadcast on network television.... it's you and him. Answer the fucking questions and get on your way. It's really not that hard.

Oh... I know... it's because you didn't do anything wrong and feel you shouldn't be treated that way. And he damn sure knew that because he can read your mind and instantly know everything about you as he's following you at 3 am, so he should have KNOWN better than to question YOU.....


right?

Amp, I'm going to call you a retard for your bullshit...

#1 WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY COP KNOW ABOUT WHAT IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR?!!?!?!?

BRISK 03-15-2003 03:38 AM

Is there a name for the type of physical training cops receive to learn things like takedown procedures and submission holds in physical confrontations?

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Amp, I'm going to call you a retard for your bullshit...

#1 WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY COP KNOW ABOUT WHAT IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR?!!?!?!?

hard to say what's normal behavior isn't it.... after all, everyone is a little different, so normal is kinda relative I suppose.....

hmmm.... maybe that's why the cop is ASKING YOU FUCKING QUESTIONS....


get a clue people.

dig420 03-15-2003 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
This sounds bad -- but if I'm real drunk and walking home... and I see a cop drive by... Sometimes I just imagine these cop cars exploding into a million fragments, flipping over, the wheels blowing up, or just plain bursting into flames. I have a vivid imagination... I'd never want a job where people hate me... The last cop that pulled me over in a speed trap -- try as I might to forgive the guy -- I sometimes hope that he chokes to death on peanutbutter... karma is a bitch... I remember watching a TV special about movie actors that played villians and died of mysterious causes... Never underestimate the power of a large audience :Hollering

I'm thinking right about now George W. Bush has some REAL bad karma... Hell I see his name spray-painted in the streets... in Florida AND New York "Bush is a dickhead" and all sorts of other hateful remarks... Never seen that with any other president...

yeah but who are you gonna call when thugs are trying to break into your house or your neighbor decides to spray bullets into your eaves? 9-1-1!

I used to hate on cops when I was younger but as you get older you realize how necessary they are and how shitty their job is. Not to say there aren't asshole cops, but most of them are pretty decent if you're decent to them.

Non-porn 03-15-2003 03:39 AM

Amputate Your Head:

It's none of his fucking business where I am going! If I broke the law write me a ticket. If not STFU. Cops are public Servants, not judges. Also we are citizens not subjects.

xanx 03-15-2003 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Cops:

I respect the law due to that we ALL have to live safely together. I have nothing personal against cops in general, but their training. What I can?t fucking stand is how you have to sit there and answer question like a monkey. I feel its humiliating answering questions about where you are coming or going etc. What I hate the most is when they lie to you.

I was pulled over at 3:00am coming home from a coffee and smoke refill (7-11). Like most of us we work all hours. So 3:00 am to me is like lunch break for the suckers that actually work for a living. The cop pulls me over for no reason and asks a barrage of questions. I did not feel like being a monkey and answering them. So I handed him all information and told him to write me a ticket and we will see each other in court in a couple months and nothing else. He lies and tells me he is doing an investigation and I have to answer his questions. I said no I don?t due to you?re holding all my information on who I am, vehicle info, etc. He asks me to step out of the car and then handcuffs me and makes me sit on the curb like a criminal-fucking monkey.

He runs all my shit and finds out that this 36-year-old webmaster is clean as a MF. Then another cop pulls up with a dog and the first cop asks me if he can search my truck. I said ?NO? and he signaled the cop with the dog. The cop-dog runs around my truck a few times and sits down. When the dog sits down on command guess what? I ?Could? have some illegal substance in the truck and they now have PC to search. (What a fucking joke)

Nothing, they found not one thing. I am not dumb enough to drive at 3:00am in a new truck with some thing to get busted with. At this point I asked for his supervisor (In front of the other cop) He said I could go and handed me back my information. I asked him where he was stationed and he asked why? I said I want to file a complaint and he asked what for. I told him I am sure your watch commander will give you a copy. He just walked away.

So I drove to his station and asked for a complaint form. They gave me an 800# to call and asked for the details. Few days later I filed a complaint and sent a copy to every one. His watch commander, Vice, ACLU, and the Chef with the detail on how he abused his authority in other good shit I found on cop hating web sites. I also sent fallow up letters asking if he has been reprimanded or needed extra training. My letter also stated I was seeking council for his abuse.
I never heard back from them or any one. (Except the ACLU) I can say I have passed that cop more then a few times and he will not even look at me.

Sorry for the long post, but if you did not do any thing wrong stand up for your rights. I also found out if you want to fuck a cop over. Corn-hole his ass with a pen.

My question:
Xanx what do cops do after the been fucked by a pen?


Well I'm guessing you mean being fucked over by the pen you mean what happens when someone complains in writting? The answer is it sucks... Every complaint filed in writting HAS to be investigated. It's a law here. So that means the cop weather or not he actually did someting wrong is going to have IA stuck up his ass for a month or so.. All the traffic stops that he and others may have been doing for years that are iffy as far as PC now make him look bad. So even if he is found not to have done anything wrong there will still be a show of that investagation in his personal file... so yea it sucks

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:42 AM

A COPS favorite questions:

1. "where are you going?"
2. "who do you work for?"

These questions DO NOT APPLY TO ME.

1. I'm focused on the present, not the future you fucking moron.

2. I'm self-employed... In other words, you have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about.

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Amputate Your Head:

It's none of his fucking business where I am going! If I broke the law write me a ticket. If not STFU. Cops are public Servants, not judges. Also we are citizens not subjects.

the cop doesn't know you're a fucking citizen. For all he knows you just got off a fucking train from Mexico three hours earlier and stole the damn car. You think he's asking you questions because he wants to fucking date you?

xanx 03-15-2003 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
Xanx, if you pulled me over for speeding 10MPH+ over the limit, I'd probably get a speeding ticket. What was your "over the speed limit" threshhold (for example, you pull over someone going 15 MPH over, but not someone over 5 MPH over), and why in the heck do all the hot girls I know *always* seem to be able to talk their way out of speeding tickets?

And just as importantant (to me as a guy... heh), in your experience, what could any guy do to get the same slack cut as the hot chicks?


For me it's 12mph but I still didn't even stroke somone for that..I was more into catching crankers and let traffic guys worry about speeders..

The best advice for guys is attitude...no one wants someone to cock off with an attitude at them for doing there job.. cops are no different

dig420 03-15-2003 03:45 AM

answer the questions politely and promptly

keep your hands in view at all times

the cop will be so pleased you didn't give him shit he'll let you walk every time :1orglaugh

xanx 03-15-2003 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Is there a name for the type of physical training cops receive to learn things like takedown procedures and submission holds in physical confrontations?

Defensive Tatics we had 80 hours of it ... u get sore fast

ThunderBalls 03-15-2003 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


why should it be humiliating? It's not being done in front of a live studio audience for broadcast on network television.... it's you and him. Answer the fucking questions and get on your way. It's really not that hard.

Oh... I know... it's because you didn't do anything wrong and feel you shouldn't be treated that way. And he damn sure knew that because he can read your mind and instantly know everything about you as he's following you at 3 am, so he should have KNOWN better than to question YOU.....


right?


I think it has something to do with the fact that we are SUPPOSED to be living in a free country, not a police state.

dig420 03-15-2003 03:49 AM

if you're on the road at 3 am, you're up to no good :BangBang:

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:50 AM

here's a short story about the last time I got pulled over back in 1995....

going home from work.... long road, back country.... about 20 miles to the house.... not another car anywhere on this road. Was doing about 85.... daydreaming and tired.... cop is coming down the road toward me... and I'm watching him. Still daydreaming. I fly right past him doing 85 on a 55 road. So I pulled over, waited for him as he turned around and came back. When he got to the car he asked if I knew how fast... I said yep. 85. He asked if I had seen him. I said yep. Told him I was tired and on my way home and was not really paying alot of attention to what I was doing. He said okay. Wrote me a ticket. Said have a nice day. And I went home and he went the other way.

End of story.



It's a real simple fucking system guys.

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls



I think it has something to do with the fact that we are SUPPOSED to be living in a free country, not a police state.


i don't think I would call this a police state by any stretch.
And free does not mean "without rules or restriction".

Non-porn 03-15-2003 03:55 AM

Amputate Your Head:

My bad,..here I am thinking you might be kind of bright.
:helpme

xanx 03-15-2003 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx



Defensive Tatics we had 80 hours of it ... u get sore fast

Which is just there name for Aikido becuase that's exactly what they teach

xanx 03-15-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Amputate Your Head:

My bad,..here I am thinking you might be kind of bright.
:helpme

Oh you did it now :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
Amputate Your Head:

My bad,..here I am thinking you might be kind of bright.
:helpme

sorry... you want total freedom? Go to Antarctica. You'll be free of cops forever.

TheFLY 03-15-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


yeah but who are you gonna call when thugs are trying to break into your house or your neighbor decides to spray bullets into your eaves? 9-1-1!

I used to hate on cops when I was younger but as you get older you realize how necessary they are and how shitty their job is. Not to say there aren't asshole cops, but most of them are pretty decent if you're decent to them.

My answer is this: Move away or sleep with a weapon.

You got to think about why you were robbed in the first place... Is your house too nice for this neighborhood? Skin color? You're a dick? Nobody breaks into a house for no reason...

What waste that taxes go to protecting the wealthy from their enemies... I think it's called fascism...

As for randomly sprayed bullets (drive-by), that's the result of drugs not being legal. Ask Ralph Nader -- you legalize-it and now you don't have drug lords... Did you know that the "war on drugs" led to worse crime and more deaths?

9-1-1 is jokin your town.

phogirl69 03-15-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
people that fear cops do so of their own free will.

the gangs and thugs and scum and thieves and shit don't fear them..... why should normal people have anything to fear?

I don't know why i fear cops, I just do...

But then again I pretty much fear everything; driving on the freeway because I don't wanna die in a car accident, microwaving food because of radiation, eating red meat and barbecuing because it increases cancer, going to the gyno because it hurts as fuck, going to the dentist because im scared of the novocaine shot, going to the doctor because i'm scared of needles, o'h yea, I never want to have a baby because I think I might die of the pain. I pretty much fear EVERYTHING! lols :helpme

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2003 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


My answer is this: Move away or sleep with a weapon.

and if you ever USE that weapon, guess who's comin' a knockin'.... the cops. And guess what they're gonna do when they get there.... ask you alot of questions and humiliate you as a stand up "citizen" yet again.


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