"The Gambler"~~~~> worst movie I have been to in ages - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2015, 06:16 AM

I should have listened to the reviews....

I lasted 45 minutes which was 45 min too long....

Holy shit wtf was pollution of my mind

Save your self the $$$$ and time dont even go and see it

fappingJack · 01-13-2015, 06:23 AM

Thanks for the tip.

seeandsee · 01-13-2015, 06:27 AM

better watch:

POKER NIGHT

TheSquealer · 01-13-2015, 07:10 AM

The ending was super retarded. Overall, it was a horrible movie, but the ending in particular was incredibly retarded. I was a little shocked that he'd be in such a bad movie.

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2015, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

The ending was super retarded. Overall, it was a horrible movie, but the ending in particular was incredibly retarded. I was a little shocked that he'd be in such a bad movie.

i didnt stay for the end ..... first time in awhile I walked out and so did others as well..,... and the theater wasnt that packed

PR_Glen · 01-13-2015, 07:18 AM

unlikeable characters, unrealistic shallow storyline, idiotic and contrived ending. What's not to like?

walberg can act but he needs to be more selective..

TobySwan · 01-13-2015, 07:22 AM

The steve hawkings one is pretty decent if you like life-crushing diseases and maths.

TheSquealer · 01-13-2015, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i didnt stay for the end ..... first time in awhile I walked out and so did others as well..,... and the theater wasnt that packed

Basically, he's in over his head, owes everyone money, they are all going to kill him etc etc etc. He finally gets the basketball kid to fix a game, wins 1/2 the money he needed... goes to that asian guys casino with the cash... asian guy says "give me my fucking money" and other guy shows up saying "give me my fucking money" and he informs 2 of the most dangerous people in town that he's going to bet it to double it right then and there or neither one of them is getting paid. These are two guys who have actively been trying to kill him and he's betting at the asian guys casino as if the asian guy actually has to honor the bet. Further, if he wins, its the asian guy who has to pay out the money... so after spending 1/2 the movie trying to kill him for not paying his debts, he's now allowing him to bet the money he finally came to pay. So it made no sense. The idea of course is that bad ass number 2 is there so there is a bit of a mexican standoff, but still, neither would agree to this. And the Asian guy is certainly not going to agree to allow him to bet it so that he himself then has to pay it to bad ass number 2 and he gets nothing.

Anyway, he wins... gives them the money, tells them to fuck off and then he walks outside.. its pitch black. He tells bad ass number 2 to fuck off as he drives by in his car and has words with him. He is having his moment of triumph, feeling good about himself and he starts running. Forest Gump style. He just starts running. You are thinking its about 1am or so. He is wearing dress clothes. He basically makes up his mind that he's done gambling and he is running back to his girl so they can live happily every after.

So he's running... and running... and running. Now the sun is coming up and he's still running and running and running. Now, its fully daylight out and he's still running and running and running (in his dress clothes/shoes) and all you're thinking is "what the fuck, he's been running for like 4hrs at least, he's an english teacher who spends all night drinking and partying".

Finally, he gets to the girls place and stops and in a moment that fully confirms every bad feeling you have about the movie, you realize "he's been running for hours, in black dress shoes and a button up shirt and slacks and he hasn't even got one drop of sweat on his brow and his shirt is 100% dry". He then knocks on her door, where inside, she hears the knock and turns her head to look at the door and the credits roll.

I stayed all the way to the end,... seemingly to punish myself for some reason I am still trying to understand.

American Psycho · 01-13-2015, 07:55 AM

Not enough bbc on twink action for a ya?

poncabare · 01-13-2015, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TobySwan

The steve hawkings one is pretty decent if you like life-crushing diseases and maths.

that made me chuckle

Lykos · 01-13-2015, 09:34 AM

Thanx for heads up !

RummyBoy · 01-13-2015, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TobySwan

The steve hawkings one is pretty decent if you like life-crushing diseases and maths.

Somehow I can just imagine that this is gonna be like a poor version of "A Beautiful Mind" (that Russel Crowe movie).

I really liked that movie because its memorable, the visuals and the score were fantastic.

brassmonkey · 01-13-2015, 10:40 AM

cant beat kenny rogers

Brent 3dSexCash · 01-13-2015, 12:22 PM

I walked out on this movie as well. I lasted 40 mins or so.

The two other movies I walked out on in my life:

1. Jack and Jill (Adam Sandler)
2. Battlefield Earth

420 · 01-13-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

cant beat kenny rogers

I expected this thread/movie to be about him.

SekobA · 01-13-2015, 12:57 PM

i usually scroll the movie and dont watch bullshit

Jman · 01-13-2015, 12:59 PM

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TCLGirls · 01-13-2015, 05:46 PM

I hated this movie as well.

I especially hated the use of music every 10 minutes to transition between scenes...as if the movie was communicating a profound message. Total crap movie.

I will say that John Goodman's character was good though. His body looks almost non-human.

TheSquealer · 01-13-2015, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TCLGirls

I hated this movie as well.

I especially hated the use of music every 10 minutes to transition between scenes...as if the movie was communicating a profound message. Total crap movie.

I will say that John Goodman's character was good though. His body looks almost non-human.

I could have done without all the scenes of him in the sauna.
He instantly reminded me of...

TCLGirls · 01-13-2015, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I could have done without all the scenes of him in the sauna.
He instantly reminded me of...

Yeah reminded of that too.

I think they intentionally made his character look that way.

TheSquealer · 01-13-2015, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TCLGirls

Yeah reminded of that too.

I think they intentionally made his character look that way.

the shot of him from the back when he was sitting there talking in the sauna was pretty hard to look at.

Dead · 01-13-2015, 06:11 PM

"got to know when to fold em"

hadden · 01-13-2015, 07:49 PM

I for one happen to like Michael K. Williams movies

TheSquealer · 01-13-2015, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hadden

I for one happen to like Michael K. Williams movies

You like being humiliated on video by a porn star fucking you in the ass also and have erection problems, ... so I doubt anyone is going to use your personal tastes as a barometer for good weekend fun.

sandman! · 01-13-2015, 09:15 PM

that sucks looked good from previews.

hadden · 01-13-2015, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

You like being humiliated on video by a porn star fucking you in the ass also and have erection problems, ... so I doubt anyone is going to use your personal tastes as a barometer for good weekend fun.

Get all your homosexual fantasies out TheSquealer, this is a safe place for your to share.

adultchatpay · 01-13-2015, 10:23 PM

I will watch it, fucking Mark Wallberg is there.

Theo · 01-13-2015, 10:44 PM

it wasnt that bad

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