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stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 02:41 AM

I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html

quiet · 03-14-2003, 02:42 AM

are they yours?

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
are they yours?

No but once I buy it I get full resale rights! Not bad for $35.00. I only need about $100 to get set up with hosting and all. Should be getting a million hits a month or so when I get the top spot in google. You want in?

chadglni · 03-14-2003, 02:49 AM

Personally.. I wouldn't let them get away with a one time $34.95 payment like that.. I'd bill them $34.95/month for a year or two.

hybrid · 03-14-2003, 02:51 AM

What the fuck!?!?!?!

People pay money for THIS SHIT???

I'm ashamed to be an american right now.

SpaceAce · 03-14-2003, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chadglni
Personally.. I wouldn't let them get away with a one time $34.95 payment like that.. I'd bill them $34.95/month for a year or two.

"Right Click Disable subscription service"

SpaceAce

quiet · 03-14-2003, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce

"Right Click Disable subscription service"

SpaceAce

with crossbill to hotlink protection.

DarkJedi · 03-14-2003, 02:56 AM

I like this statement: "Using Instant Right Click Disable is absolutely foolproof"

Yeah its so hard to click View--->Source or hit ctrl+c

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

with crossbill to hotlink protection.

I'm stealing that idea.

Machete_ · 03-14-2003, 03:05 AM

That is SO fucking LAME -

1 - The "Viev" -> "source" STILL works
2 - The script is so well known, that there will be 75% chargebacks
3 - Who the fuck will pay for that script ?

This is one og the scripts you can use:

PHP Code:


			


hahahahahahahaha language=hahahahahahahahahaha>

<!--



//Disable right mouse click Script

//By Ebus_dk (xxx"at"icam.dk) var message="Function Disabled!";



///////////////////////////////////

function clickIE4(){

if (event.buttonhahahaha2){

alert(message);

return false;

}

}



function clickNS4(e){

if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){

if (e.whichhahahaha2||e.whichhahahaha3){

alert(message);

return false;

}

}

}



if (document.layers){

document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);

document.onmousedown=clickNS4;

}

else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){

document.onmousedown=clickIE4;

}



document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false")



// --> 

</hahahahahahahaha

quiet · 03-14-2003, 03:08 AM

trying to ruin our business plan?

AdultWebGraphics · 03-14-2003, 03:13 AM

That doesnt even work if you use netscape.

Machete_ · 03-14-2003, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWebGraphics
That doesnt even work if you use netscape.

mine does - get sourcecode

I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TRY TO SELL THIS CRAP TO NEWBIEWEBMASTERS - ITS FUCKIN LOW !!!!!

Gutterboy · 03-14-2003, 03:36 AM

hilarious

galleryseek · 03-14-2003, 04:02 AM

looks like it needs a new design. ...cough...

vegasdude · 03-14-2003, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

mine does - get sourcecode

I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TRY TO SELL THIS CRAP TO NEWBIEWEBMASTERS - ITS FUCKIN LOW !!!!!

lol why??? I find it motivating that everything can be sold online!!!

Machete_ · 03-14-2003, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude

lol why??? I find it motivating that everything can be sold online!!!

sure - but if thats your kind of fun, you should hang out on Ebay.
Cheating other webmasters sux !!!

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
trying to ruin our business plan?

Sounds like it. They're just haters!

AdultNex · 03-14-2003, 05:06 AM

I can't believe people actually fall for these cheap e-book sites that all look similar.

Gman.357 · 03-14-2003, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html

I'll invest. I'll give you $5 to shut the fuck up and get some sleep.

Tuga · 03-14-2003, 06:31 AM

I am stealing your "Stop Visitors From Stealing Your Site Graphics & Content" picture

The knowlege belongs to the people!

orman · 03-14-2003, 06:39 AM

That is a fuking ripoff. How does it convert?

Tuga · 03-14-2003, 06:42 AM

I got it! Inside the box there's a mouse with the right button removed! Bingo! Instant Right Click Disabled!

Gman.357 · 03-14-2003, 06:44 AM

See what happens when you go off your Prozac, people?

strainer · 03-14-2003, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
I am stealing your "Stop Visitors From Stealing Your Site Graphics & Content" picture

The knowlege belongs to the people!

He he he. The hotlink will show up in his referrer stats tomorrow.

jimmyf · 03-14-2003, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html

Here's some of the Source Code for the top link

/script

<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1">

<title>Instant Right Click Disable - Web Master Tools - Resell Rights - Instant Web Site Tools</title>
<META name=author content="Dave Orme">
<META name=copyright content="Copyright Dave Orme">
<META name=revisit-after content="14 days">
<META name=distribution content="Global">
<meta name=rating content="general">
<meta name=keywords content="resell rights, Resale rights, reprint rights, royalty free, products to sell, web site products, rebranded products for resale, products for resale, source code, instant site maker, email scramble, meta maker, easy bookmark">
<meta name=description content="Top quality Instant software products, resources and web tools for webmasters with royalty free resale rights from instantwebsitetools.com">
<meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="True">
hahahahahahahaha LANGUAGE="hahahahahahahahahaha">

function noRightClick(buttonClicked) {
if (navigator.appName hahahaha 'Netscape' &&
(buttonClicked.which hahahaha 2 || buttonClicked.which hahahaha 3))
return false;
else if (navigator.appName hahahaha 'Microsoft Internet Explorer' &&

DarkJedi · 03-14-2003, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Cheating other webmasters sux !!!

its called reality my friend.

maxjohan · 03-14-2003, 10:13 AM

Stocktrader...if you in to info products and resale rights...checl my site:
http://www.total-resale-rights.com

(just released)

xxxinnovations · 03-14-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
Stocktrader...if you in to info products and resale rights...checl my site:
http://www.total-resale-rights.com

(just released)

your site is busted

maxjohan · 03-14-2003, 10:15 AM

wrong..
http://www.total-resale-package.com

G Sharp · 03-14-2003, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html

LOL!

asuna · 03-14-2003, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G Sharp

LOL!

My thoughts exactly... but if someone is going to buy this, they deserve to get screwed out of 35bucks

FlyingIguana · 03-14-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

No but once I buy it I get full resale rights! Not bad for $35.00. I only need about $100 to get set up with hosting and all. Should be getting a million hits a month or so when I get the top spot in google. You want in?

you're asking for investors and you only need 100 bux?

let me check for change in the sofa

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

you're asking for investors and you only need 100 bux?

let me check for change in the sofa

Yea man, hard times.

DearAbby · 03-14-2003, 11:22 AM

nazgul · 03-14-2003, 11:53 AM

Even if you disable my right click button, I can still just screen cap it, and paste it in Adobe.

So many ways to steal content.

The power of ctrl + alt + print screen

Tuga · 03-14-2003, 12:02 PM

stocktrader23, a couple of months ago you were rich, what happened?

gripcash · 03-14-2003, 12:24 PM

I'm thinking of selling a webmaster kit on making text bold.

"Internet Secrets Revealed! For years professional webmasters have been increasing their sales by making text slightly larger! Improve the effectiveness of your copy!"

Selling it for $35.95, but for GFY webmasters I'm providing a little sneak peak:

You can begin making your text bold today with this, secret html tag: 

If you want to know how to stop your text from being bold, you'll have to order now.

nike · 03-14-2003, 12:42 PM

This is why I come to GFY - nowhere else on the web is this sort of entrepeneurial genius fully recognised.

Unfortunately this 'foolproof' script doesn't work on my mac, but surely thats a small kink in an otherwise genius product.

Thanks Stocktrader

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
stocktrader23, a couple of months ago you were rich, what happened?

1. Never said I was rich. Define rich. Your definition of rich is most likely way lower than mine.

2. It's called a joke. Although there are some crazy people here that would actually try to sell this *cough* nastyjack *cough*, I'm sorry to tell you that I am not one of them.

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nike
This is why I come to GFY - nowhere else on the web is this sort of entrepeneurial genius fully recognised.

Unfortunately this 'foolproof' script doesn't work on my mac, but surely thats a small kink in an otherwise genius product.

Thanks Stocktrader

Jokes on you.

JACKASS!

kevinale · 03-14-2003, 12:48 PM

Stocktrader -- hit me up...

kevinale _at_ prontomail _dot_ com

stocktrader23 · 03-14-2003, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevinale
Stocktrader -- hit me up...

kevinale _at_ prontomail _dot_ com

Will do.

Machete_ · 03-14-2003, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

its called reality my friend.

reality sux to !!!!

03-14-2003, 02:41 AM	#1
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03-14-2003, 03:05 AM	#10
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	That is SO fucking LAME - 1 - The "Viev" -> "source" STILL works 2 - The script is so well known, that there will be 75% chargebacks 3 - Who the fuck will pay for that script ? This is one og the scripts you can use: PHP Code: hahahahahahahaha language=hahahahahahahahahaha> <!-- //Disable right mouse click Script //By Ebus_dk (xxx"at"icam.dk) var message="Function Disabled!"; /////////////////////////////////// function clickIE4(){ if (event.buttonhahahaha2){ alert(message); return false; } } function clickNS4(e){ if (document.layers\|\|document.getElementById&&!document.all){ if (e.whichhahahaha2\|\|e.whichhahahaha3){ alert(message); return false; } } } if (document.layers){ document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN); document.onmousedown=clickNS4; } else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){ document.onmousedown=clickIE4; } document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false") // --> </hahahahahahahaha

03-14-2003, 06:31 AM	#21
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	I am stealing your "Stop Visitors From Stealing Your Site Graphics & Content" picture The knowlege belongs to the people! __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627

03-14-2003, 06:42 AM	#23
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	I got it! Inside the box there's a mouse with the right button removed! Bingo! Instant Right Click Disabled! __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627

03-14-2003, 06:44 AM	#24
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	See what happens when you go off your Prozac, people? __________________ Ouch.

03-14-2003, 02:42 AM	#2
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	are they yours?

03-14-2003, 02:49 AM	#4
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	Personally.. I wouldn't let them get away with a one time $34.95 payment like that.. I'd bill them $34.95/month for a year or two.

03-14-2003, 02:51 AM	#5
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	What the fuck!?!?!?! People pay money for THIS SHIT??? I'm ashamed to be an american right now.

03-14-2003, 02:56 AM	#8
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I like this statement: "Using Instant Right Click Disable is absolutely foolproof" Yeah its so hard to click View--->Source or hit ctrl+c

03-14-2003, 03:08 AM	#11
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	trying to ruin our business plan?

03-14-2003, 03:13 AM	#12
AdultWebGraphics Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 980	That doesnt even work if you use netscape.

03-14-2003, 03:36 AM	#14
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	hilarious

03-14-2003, 04:02 AM	#15
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	looks like it needs a new design. ...cough...

03-14-2003, 05:06 AM	#19
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	I can't believe people actually fall for these cheap e-book sites that all look similar.

03-14-2003, 06:39 AM	#22
orman Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 30	That is a fuking ripoff. How does it convert?

03-14-2003, 10:13 AM	#28
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	Stocktrader...if you in to info products and resale rights...checl my site: http://www.total-resale-rights.com (just released) __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-14-2003, 10:15 AM	#30
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	wrong.. http://www.total-resale-package.com __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-14-2003, 11:22 AM	#35
DearAbby Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NoCal Posts: 979

03-14-2003, 11:53 AM	#36
nazgul Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 227	Even if you disable my right click button, I can still just screen cap it, and paste it in Adobe. So many ways to steal content. The power of ctrl + alt + print screen

03-14-2003, 12:02 PM	#37
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	stocktrader23, a couple of months ago you were rich, what happened? __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627

03-14-2003, 12:24 PM	#38
gripcash Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: CA Posts: 154	I'm thinking of selling a webmaster kit on making text <b>bold</b>. "Internet Secrets Revealed! For years professional webmasters have been increasing their sales by making text <b>slightly larger</b>! Improve the effectiveness of <b>your copy</b>!" Selling it for $35.95, but for GFY webmasters I'm providing a little sneak peak: You can begin making your text bold today with this, secret html tag: <b><b></b> If you want to know how to stop your text from <b>being bold</b>, you'll have to order now. __________________ -grip

03-14-2003, 12:42 PM	#39
nike Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 189	This is why I come to GFY - nowhere else on the web is this sort of entrepeneurial genius fully recognised. Unfortunately this 'foolproof' script doesn't work on my mac, but surely thats a small kink in an otherwise genius product. Thanks Stocktrader

03-14-2003, 12:48 PM	#42
kevinale Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,115	Stocktrader -- hit me up... kevinale _at_ prontomail _dot_ com