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stocktrader23 03-14-2003 02:41 AM
My new mainstream biz. Any investors here?
 
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html

quiet 03-14-2003 02:42 AM
are they yours?

:glugglug

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 02:47 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by quiet
are they yours?

:glugglug
No but once I buy it I get full resale rights! Not bad for $35.00. I only need about $100 to get set up with hosting and all. Should be getting a million hits a month or so when I get the top spot in google. You want in?

chadglni 03-14-2003 02:49 AM
Personally.. I wouldn't let them get away with a one time $34.95 payment like that.. I'd bill them $34.95/month for a year or two.

hybrid 03-14-2003 02:51 AM
What the fuck!?!?!?!

People pay money for THIS SHIT???

I'm ashamed to be an american right now.

SpaceAce 03-14-2003 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by chadglni
Personally.. I wouldn't let them get away with a one time $34.95 payment like that.. I'd bill them $34.95/month for a year or two.
"Right Click Disable subscription service"

SpaceAce

quiet 03-14-2003 02:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceAce


"Right Click Disable subscription service"

SpaceAce
with crossbill to hotlink protection.

DarkJedi 03-14-2003 02:56 AM
I like this statement: "Using Instant Right Click Disable is absolutely foolproof"


Yeah its so hard to click View--->Source or hit ctrl+c

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 02:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by quiet


with crossbill to hotlink protection.
I'm stealing that idea.

Machete_ 03-14-2003 03:05 AM
That is SO fucking LAME -

1 - The "Viev" -> "source" STILL works
2 - The script is so well known, that there will be 75% chargebacks
3 - Who the fuck will pay for that script ?



This is one og the scripts you can use:

PHP Code:

hahahahahahahaha language=hahahahahahahahahaha>
<!--

//Disable right mouse click Script
//By Ebus_dk (xxx"at"icam.dk) var message="Function Disabled!";

///////////////////////////////////
function clickIE4(){
if (event.buttonhahahaha2){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}

function clickNS4(e){
if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){
if (e.whichhahahaha2||e.whichhahahaha3){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}

if (document.layers){
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
document.onmousedown=clickNS4;
}
else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){
document.onmousedown=clickIE4;
}

document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false")

// --> 
</hahahahahahahaha 

quiet 03-14-2003 03:08 AM
trying to ruin our business plan?

AdultWebGraphics 03-14-2003 03:13 AM
That doesnt even work if you use netscape. :)

Machete_ 03-14-2003 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by AdultWebGraphics
That doesnt even work if you use netscape. :)
mine does - get sourcecode


I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TRY TO SELL THIS CRAP TO NEWBIEWEBMASTERS - ITS FUCKIN LOW !!!!!

Gutterboy 03-14-2003 03:36 AM
hilarious :glugglug

galleryseek 03-14-2003 04:02 AM
looks like it needs a new design. ...cough...

vegasdude 03-14-2003 04:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ebus_dk


mine does - get sourcecode


I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TRY TO SELL THIS CRAP TO NEWBIEWEBMASTERS - ITS FUCKIN LOW !!!!!
lol why??? I find it motivating that everything can be sold online!!!

:1orglaugh

Machete_ 03-14-2003 04:33 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by vegasdude


lol why??? I find it motivating that everything can be sold online!!!

:1orglaugh

sure - but if thats your kind of fun, you should hang out on Ebay.
Cheating other webmasters sux !!!

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 04:47 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by quiet
trying to ruin our business plan?
Sounds like it. They're just haters!

AdultNex 03-14-2003 05:06 AM
I can't believe people actually fall for these cheap e-book sites that all look similar.

Gman.357 03-14-2003 06:16 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html
I'll invest. I'll give you $5 to shut the fuck up and get some sleep. :winkwink:

Tuga 03-14-2003 06:31 AM
I am stealing your "Stop Visitors From Stealing Your Site Graphics & Content" picture :321GFY

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd.jpg

The knowlege belongs to the people! :1orglaugh

orman 03-14-2003 06:39 AM
That is a fuking ripoff. How does it convert? :)

Tuga 03-14-2003 06:42 AM
I got it! Inside the box there's a mouse with the right button removed! Bingo! Instant Right Click Disabled!

Gman.357 03-14-2003 06:44 AM
See what happens when you go off your Prozac, people?

:winkwink: :winkwink:

strainer 03-14-2003 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuga
I am stealing your "Stop Visitors From Stealing Your Site Graphics & Content" picture :321GFY

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd.jpg

The knowlege belongs to the people! :1orglaugh
He he he. The hotlink will show up in his referrer stats tomorrow.:Graucho

jimmyf 03-14-2003 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html
Here's some of the Source Code for the top link


/script


<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1">

<title>Instant Right Click Disable - Web Master Tools - Resell Rights - Instant Web Site Tools</title>
<META name=author content="Dave Orme">
<META name=copyright content="Copyright Dave Orme">
<META name=revisit-after content="14 days">
<META name=distribution content="Global">
<meta name=rating content="general">
<meta name=keywords content="resell rights, Resale rights, reprint rights, royalty free, products to sell, web site products, rebranded products for resale, products for resale, source code, instant site maker, email scramble, meta maker, easy bookmark">
<meta name=description content="Top quality Instant software products, resources and web tools for webmasters with royalty free resale rights from instantwebsitetools.com">
<meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="True">
hahahahahahahaha LANGUAGE="hahahahahahahahahaha">

function noRightClick(buttonClicked) {
if (navigator.appName hahahaha 'Netscape' &&
(buttonClicked.which hahahaha 2 || buttonClicked.which hahahaha 3))
return false;
else if (navigator.appName hahahaha 'Microsoft Internet Explorer' &&

DarkJedi 03-14-2003 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ebus_dk




Cheating other webmasters sux !!!

its called reality my friend.

maxjohan 03-14-2003 10:13 AM
Stocktrader...if you in to info products and resale rights...checl my site:
http://www.total-resale-rights.com

(just released)


:glugglug

xxxinnovations 03-14-2003 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by maxjohan
Stocktrader...if you in to info products and resale rights...checl my site:
http://www.total-resale-rights.com

(just released)


:glugglug
your site is busted

maxjohan 03-14-2003 10:15 AM
wrong..
http://www.total-resale-package.com

:glugglug

G Sharp 03-14-2003 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm gonna be rich! Look at the 2 new products I am pushing!

http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/rcd2.html
and
http://www.instant-web-site-tools.com/bm.html
LOL! :1orglaugh

asuna 03-14-2003 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by G Sharp


LOL! :1orglaugh
My thoughts exactly... but if someone is going to buy this, they deserve to get screwed out of 35bucks

FlyingIguana 03-14-2003 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23


No but once I buy it I get full resale rights! Not bad for $35.00. I only need about $100 to get set up with hosting and all. Should be getting a million hits a month or so when I get the top spot in google. You want in?
you're asking for investors and you only need 100 bux?

let me check for change in the sofa

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 11:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by FlyingIguana


you're asking for investors and you only need 100 bux?

let me check for change in the sofa
Yea man, hard times. :1orglaugh

DearAbby 03-14-2003 11:22 AM
:1orglaugh

nazgul 03-14-2003 11:53 AM
Even if you disable my right click button, I can still just screen cap it, and paste it in Adobe.


So many ways to steal content.

The power of ctrl + alt + print screen

Tuga 03-14-2003 12:02 PM
stocktrader23, a couple of months ago you were rich, what happened?

gripcash 03-14-2003 12:24 PM
I'm thinking of selling a webmaster kit on making text <b>bold</b>.

"Internet Secrets Revealed! For years professional webmasters have been increasing their sales by making text <b>slightly larger</b>! Improve the effectiveness of <b>your copy</b>!"

Selling it for $35.95, but for GFY webmasters I'm providing a little sneak peak:

You can begin making your text bold today with this, secret html tag: <b>&lt;b&gt;</b>

If you want to know how to stop your text from <b>being bold</b>, you'll have to order now.

nike 03-14-2003 12:42 PM
This is why I come to GFY - nowhere else on the web is this sort of entrepeneurial genius fully recognised.

Unfortunately this 'foolproof' script doesn't work on my mac, but surely thats a small kink in an otherwise genius product.

Thanks Stocktrader:thumbsup

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuga
stocktrader23, a couple of months ago you were rich, what happened?
1. Never said I was rich. Define rich. Your definition of rich is most likely way lower than mine.

2. It's called a joke. Although there are some crazy people here that would actually try to sell this *cough* nastyjack *cough*, I'm sorry to tell you that I am not one of them.

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by nike
This is why I come to GFY - nowhere else on the web is this sort of entrepeneurial genius fully recognised.

Unfortunately this 'foolproof' script doesn't work on my mac, but surely thats a small kink in an otherwise genius product.

Thanks Stocktrader:thumbsup
Jokes on you.
















JACKASS!

kevinale 03-14-2003 12:48 PM
Stocktrader -- hit me up...

kevinale _at_ prontomail _dot_ com

stocktrader23 03-14-2003 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by kevinale
Stocktrader -- hit me up...

kevinale _at_ prontomail _dot_ com
Will do.

Machete_ 03-14-2003 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi



its called reality my friend.
reality sux to !!!!


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