What is the dumbest thing you've done as a result of drinking too much? - GoFuckYourself.com

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 04:10 PM

There has to be some good stories out there!

Dawgy · 03-13-2003, 04:12 PM

registered to post here...

B40 · 03-13-2003, 04:12 PM

I'm not telling.

ronin · 03-13-2003, 04:15 PM

got married.

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by ronin
got married.

lol.. you have to elaborate. Did you do a quickie ceremony in Vegas?

AdultNex · 03-13-2003, 04:19 PM

Drinking some more...

jhen · 03-13-2003, 04:22 PM

I had your name tattooed on my ass!

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 04:24 PM

I think the stupidest thing I did was about 10 years ago. We went to a club and had way to many drinks. When it was time to go home I proceeded to hop in a car that I thought was mine. (I used to leave my keys in the ignition because the car was a piece of crap, but anyhow...) I drove all the way home and didn't realize until the next morning that it wasn't MY car parked in the driveway.) It belonged to someone that had a car similar to mine who also left their keys in the ignition.

Yeah, I know...drinking & driving = stupid, but I was a kid back then.

DrGuile · 03-13-2003, 04:28 PM

I dont remember ;p

Martin · 03-13-2003, 04:30 PM

Took a pretty nasty fall once.. About ten feet.. Landed on my face then slid down a gravel and dirt hill.. I was shirtless at the time and cut myself up all to shit... Yeah good times

eiht_98 · 03-13-2003, 04:33 PM

some 5 years ago when my girlfriend left me I got drunk and we had a party at my friends house and I threw a glass into his TV

MaxDent · 03-13-2003, 04:34 PM

Threw a grenade off the balcony of the penthouse of a hotel in Argentina. Dove into the tub and flooded the bathroom. Threw my friend's cell phone in the pool down below. Smashed a bottle of champagne in the lobby and ran around naked all night.

Good 2001 new years party.

Cost me $3000 in damages. I now can never go back.

rocki · 03-13-2003, 04:35 PM

skydiving and refused to wear a helmet or shoes...
.... but i'd do it again...

Theo · 03-13-2003, 04:36 PM

slept with a goat

ronin · 03-13-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

lol.. you have to elaborate. Did you do a quickie ceremony in Vegas?

Was a quick ceremony, from what I remember.
Was in Vegas, and I am still recovering from it.

rocki · 03-13-2003, 04:38 PM

my neighbors airconditioning was really loud so i went over with wire cutters and cut the first wire i found and electracuted myself pretty good.... haven't been the same since... at least i picked the correct wire becuause it wasn't working for a few days..

03-13-2003, 04:39 PM

Lost my license for a year. Beat that.

I also happen to live in the area with the toughest drunk driving laws in all of North America.

Got what I deserved though.

SykkBoy · 03-13-2003, 04:39 PM

My penis accidently fell into my girlfriend's sister's vagina....
a very looooong time ago, that's why I don't drink much anymore.........

GPkingsTyler · 03-13-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronin
got married.

Me too, at internext Jan 2001.

I am such a dumbass.

Naughty · 03-13-2003, 04:47 PM

Ever flew over land with a 60 feet yacht at 40 miles an hour?
Didn't think so, I beat you all. I'm lucky the sucker did not explode.

I wish I kept the foto's the various newspapers made the next day.

shawcutie · 03-13-2003, 04:48 PM

dancing on the bar

Kris · 03-13-2003, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Lost my license for a year. Beat that.

I also happen to live in the area with the toughest drunk driving laws in all of North America.

Got what I deserved though.

lost it for 18 mo

then the stupid part... got a pi while on probation. woke up in jail and didn't know why. that sucked.

smut4all · 03-13-2003, 05:13 PM

stole 12 shot glasses and a bottle of wine which I hid where?
IN my socks

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by smut4all
stole 12 shot glasses and a bottle of wine which I hid where?
IN my socks

ROFLMAO

I started this thread while I was at the office and I was driving like maniac to get home to read more.... this is some good stuff--keep it coming!

maxjohan · 03-13-2003, 05:20 PM

I dont wanna know what I done.

TheJimmy · 03-13-2003, 05:26 PM

that list is WAAAAY to long and too personal to post LOL!

I quit drinking for 7 years straight, as I developed a very low tolerance for dumbasses when I was intoxicated and it rarely ended up in a group love fest...

however, many years later I finally learned that I can have a few, or a lot a few, & not go off the deepend....

personally I just try to make it a habit if I'm gonna party to make sure there aren't many n00bs around...

Kimmykim · 03-13-2003, 05:32 PM

Mine is soooo easy since it's been quite recent. I quit my job at CCBill and moved to Dallas.

maxjohan · 03-13-2003, 05:33 PM

ok, I almost did a shit on my friends floor.

(I said almost)

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 05:42 PM

I've got a good one from a family member.
My Brother came home after a night of bowling and heavy drinking... proceeded to walk in the front door, open the door to the basement--and piss down the stairs. At this point in time, my Mother pokes her head up from the couch where the rest of the family is watching tv and asks him what the hell he's doing and his reply was "don't worry... I didn't get any on my shoes" and then he trotted off to bed.

Jay_StandAhead · 03-13-2003, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Mine is soooo easy since it's been quite recent. I quit my job at CCBill and moved to Dallas.

RAM · 03-13-2003, 05:58 PM

Would take to long to list them all....LOL

The best one would be on my 24th B-day I got a DUI...ouch !!

Lazy Bob · 03-13-2003, 06:06 PM

My wifey gave me a T-shirt that sums it up the best:

Instant Asshole....... Just add alcohol

nazgul · 03-13-2003, 06:07 PM

Told a blonde girl from poland that she by definition had to be the dumbest person on the face of the earth......

unfortunately i wanted to sex her

Wizzo · 03-13-2003, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Mine is soooo easy since it's been quite recent. I quit my job at CCBill and moved to Dallas.

but which was the stupid part, quiting your job or moving to Dallas...

Kimmykim · 03-13-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzo

but which was the stupid part, quiting your job or moving to Dallas...

Um, the stupid part really was someone else, I mean something else, entirely...

jhen · 03-13-2003, 06:40 PM

I just rembered this one.....I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break ( do people still go there for Spring Break?) in 1988 and I was talking to a girl who was acting uninterested infront of everyone i put a beer right between her legs and asked her to keep it cold for me.

It became the line of the week.

Hmmmm there is just so many of them...more in store

el_greco · 03-13-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nazgul
Told a blonde girl from poland that she by definition had to be the dumbest person on the face of the earth......

unfortunately i wanted to sex her

jimmyf · 03-13-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronin
got married.

2 times for me drunk, once I can't even remember were ( Reno is all I remember once )

SteveLightspeed · 03-13-2003, 06:49 PM

The dumbest thing I've even done while drunk was to place my hand on a dart board and let my friend "try to hit it" -- because at the time I believed I was invincible. He buried the dart all the way into the board as hard as he could throw it, perfectly between two of my fingers.

Coulda been a much worse ending to that story... but it proved that yes indeed, I am invincible, so I retired 1-0

Steve Lightspeed

NastyJack · 03-13-2003, 06:49 PM

I never do anything like that!

gothweb · 03-13-2003, 06:50 PM

My life just recently took an amazing turn, thanks to someone having far too much to drink. I am nearly teatotal, so I was surprised to see something purely good come out of Tequila. You learn something new every day.

JohnV · 03-13-2003, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
I dont remember ;p

You barely drink so I know you remember

DrGuile · 03-13-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnV

You barely drink so I know you remember

haha

I barely drink now....

learned from my mistakes....

...my pantless mistakes ;)

Herb Kornfield · 03-13-2003, 06:57 PM

Decided to start remodeling my master bedroom by ripping out the ceiling that was already pretty shitty and had to come down when redoing the house.

Cement board is quite strong I came to find as I pounded the life out of the bloody ceiling.

3 hours and ALOT of cement board later the ceiling was on the floor, The corner beads then were ripped out (by hand) and I actually cleaned up the whole freaking mess.

a few days later the new ceiling went up (also totally trashed as well, but a few friends there to hold the new 1/2 inch sheetrock) Looks amazing, I have to say.

Never again will I try that one, god protects iditos and drunken home remolelers I now believe.

JohnV · 03-13-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile

haha

I barely drink now....

learned from my mistakes....

...my pantless mistakes ;)

I don't ever want to know aboot that, you crazed Canadian.

angeleyes · 03-13-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
My life just recently took an amazing turn, thanks to someone having far too much to drink. I am nearly teatotal, so I was surprised to see something purely good come out of Tequila. You learn something new every day.

Please elaborate?

....and for those of you that got married while drunk----I feel your pain. When I was much younger and much dumber-- I went on vacation with a bunch of friends and after 2 weeks of partying-decided I wanted to marry a guy I met while there. Fast-forward to the ending: We got married, I never returned home, sent for my stuff and we stayed married for 2.5 years. I have a wedding pic where I look like I want to hurl.... I wish I was at work so I could upload it to the server and let you guys see it. I did not look happy on my wedding day. lol

stonethechildren · 03-13-2003, 07:27 PM

I have a few.. but one that sticks out in my mind is me waking up in a stolen row boat floating around on the fraser river.. and I was all by myself and couldnt remember how I got there.

MattO · 03-13-2003, 07:38 PM

I fell head over feet down the cement stairs leading to the platform of the L train subway (1st & 14th Manhattan). A guy behind me said I turned completely over 3 times before I landed on the bottom. I was bleeding from just about every surface of my body, but didn't break any bones.

BT · 03-13-2003, 07:49 PM

Went driving tripping on acid & drinking and ended up 12 hours from home with no gas in the car, on a highway that felt like hell. I was bye myself and confused on how the fuk I got there. All I know is I had the song welcome to the jungle memorized when I got home!

BT · 03-13-2003, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Went driving tripping on acid & drinking and ended up 12 hours from home with no gas in the car, on a highway that felt like hell. I was bye myself and confused on how the fuk I got there. All I know is I had the song welcome to the jungle memorized when I got home!

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angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	I think the stupidest thing I did was about 10 years ago. We went to a club and had way to many drinks. When it was time to go home I proceeded to hop in a car that I thought was mine. (I used to leave my keys in the ignition because the car was a piece of crap, but anyhow...) I drove all the way home and didn't realize until the next morning that it wasn't MY car parked in the driveway.) It belonged to someone that had a car similar to mine who also left their keys in the ignition. Yeah, I know...drinking & driving = stupid, but I was a kid back then. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Took a pretty nasty fall once.. About ten feet.. Landed on my face then slid down a gravel and dirt hill.. I was shirtless at the time and cut myself up all to shit... Yeah good times

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eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	some 5 years ago when my girlfriend left me I got drunk and we had a party at my friends house and I threw a glass into his TV

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	Threw a grenade off the balcony of the penthouse of a hotel in Argentina. Dove into the tub and flooded the bathroom. Threw my friend's cell phone in the pool down below. Smashed a bottle of champagne in the lobby and ran around naked all night. Good 2001 new years party. Cost me $3000 in damages. I now can never go back.

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rocki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 988	skydiving and refused to wear a helmet or shoes... .... but i'd do it again...

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	slept with a goat

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rocki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 988	my neighbors airconditioning was really loud so i went over with wire cutters and cut the first wire i found and electracuted myself pretty good.... haven't been the same since... at least i picked the correct wire becuause it wasn't working for a few days..

03-13-2003, 04:39 PM	#17
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Lost my license for a year. Beat that. I also happen to live in the area with the toughest drunk driving laws in all of North America. Got what I deserved though.

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Mine is soooo easy since it's been quite recent. I quit my job at CCBill and moved to Dallas.

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angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	I've got a good one from a family member. My Brother came home after a night of bowling and heavy drinking... proceeded to walk in the front door, open the door to the basement--and piss down the stairs. At this point in time, my Mother pokes her head up from the couch where the rest of the family is watching tv and asks him what the hell he's doing and his reply was "don't worry... I didn't get any on my shoes" and then he trotted off to bed. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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RAM They're all hookers, but mom! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Right now Shelby Twp MI Posts: 7,047	Would take to long to list them all....LOL The best one would be on my 24th B-day I got a DUI...ouch !! __________________ RAM Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES See RAM on these quality sites!! Rightofftheboat.com EuroBrideTryouts.com

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Lazy Bob Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: LI, NY Posts: 37	My wifey gave me a T-shirt that sums it up the best: Instant Asshole....... Just add alcohol

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nazgul Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 227	Told a blonde girl from poland that she by definition had to be the dumbest person on the face of the earth...... unfortunately i wanted to sex her

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jhen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 156	I just rembered this one.....I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break ( do people still go there for Spring Break?) in 1988 and I was talking to a girl who was acting uninterested infront of everyone i put a beer right between her legs and asked her to keep it cold for me. It became the line of the week. Hmmmm there is just so many of them...more in store __________________ jhen How would you like One Wilshire behind your business

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	The dumbest thing I've even done while drunk was to place my hand on a dart board and let my friend "try to hit it" -- because at the time I believed I was invincible. He buried the dart all the way into the board as hard as he could throw it, perfectly between two of my fingers. Coulda been a much worse ending to that story... but it proved that yes indeed, I am invincible, so I retired 1-0 Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	I never do anything like that!

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gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	My life just recently took an amazing turn, thanks to someone having far too much to drink. I am nearly teatotal, so I was surprised to see something purely good come out of Tequila. You learn something new every day. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Decided to start remodeling my master bedroom by ripping out the ceiling that was already pretty shitty and had to come down when redoing the house. Cement board is quite strong I came to find as I pounded the life out of the bloody ceiling. 3 hours and ALOT of cement board later the ceiling was on the floor, The corner beads then were ripped out (by hand) and I actually cleaned up the whole freaking mess. a few days later the new ceiling went up (also totally trashed as well, but a few friends there to hold the new 1/2 inch sheetrock) Looks amazing, I have to say. Never again will I try that one, god protects iditos and drunken home remolelers I now believe.

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stonethechildren Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Surrey BC Posts: 4	I have a few.. but one that sticks out in my mind is me waking up in a stolen row boat floating around on the fraser river.. and I was all by myself and couldnt remember how I got there. __________________ "When all you've got is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail."

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BT Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL Posts: 6,481	Went driving tripping on acid & drinking and ended up 12 hours from home with no gas in the car, on a highway that felt like hell. I was bye myself and confused on how the fuk I got there. All I know is I had the song welcome to the jungle memorized when I got home! __________________ IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby! " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!" My ICQ 122994792