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  • Seth Manson
    Please dont fuck animals
    • Jul 2010
    • 3988
    #1

    Google is going to fuck your non-mobile websites

    You better make your shit mobile friendly.

    In the next few weeks, Google will start to label websites that render well on mobile devices and is considering giving that label weight as a search rank signal, the company said Tuesday.

    Websites can earn a ?mobile-friendly? badge that is displayed with search results if the site avoids requiring software such as Adobe Systems? Flash, which isn?t officially supported in later versions of Android or by Apple?s iOS.
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    Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld
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    • PornDiscounts-V
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      • Oct 2003
      • 5744
      #2
      I hate mobile friendly crap
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        • brassmonkey
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          • Sep 2005
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          #3
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            • PornDiscounts-V
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              • Oct 2003
              • 5744
              #4
              And it never happened...

              Time for one column blogs so ads can be shown.
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                • pussyeater
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                  • Feb 2014
                  • 26
                  #5
                  that's racism against websites

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                    • Tekkno
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                      • Nov 2014
                      • 72
                      #6
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                        • nico-t
                          emperor of my world
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 29903
                          #7
                          lol, google.

                          Google is like dogshit in a city with an ever growing number of dogs.
                          First you see shit on sidewalks every 100 yards.
                          A couple of years later there is dogshit (or 'google') every 5 yards.
                          Another couple of years later there is google on every inch of the sidewalks AND streets. You step into it all the time, it is annoying, gross, useless, unavoidable, it stinks real bad and is a fucking headache.

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                            • mopek1
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3191
                              #8
                              Google is threatening again ...

                              Everybody start shaking ...

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                                • bagfull
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2014
                                  • 809
                                  #9
                                  fuck google

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                                    • seeandsee
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 50945
                                      #10
                                      i like mobile friendly sites, because i use opera mini on lots of phones and tablets, so i dont like to see normal site open on my 4-7inch device
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                                        • AllAboutCams
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                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 12234
                                          #11
                                          Fuck mobile friendly i hate that shit when i go to a site and see a watered down version fucking hell everybody has a smart phone that can see the cunting normal website anyway.
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                                            • robwod
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                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 2540
                                              #12
                                              With the amount of people on mobile devices these days, and that number is growing daily, it really should be no surprise that Google (and likely others will follow) is going to make cross-device compatibility a bit higher in priority than previous.

                                              Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.

                                              It's likely also, at least in part, that the proliferation of sales of mobile redirects are one of the (smaller) signals used in creation of this new directive.
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                                                • TeenCat
                                                  Too lazy to set a koala
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 16139
                                                  #13
                                                  wow, so google will now tell us how our websites have to look like, just to get into their fucking engine? WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU IDIOTS OPEN YOUR EYES AND START PUSHING BING TO YOUR SURFERS??? google have to fall down, and die slowly so everyone will see how fucked up shit their granny developers invented ...

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                                                    • ITraffic
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                                                      • Jul 2013
                                                      • 2725
                                                      #14
                                                      every person aside from adult webmasters spends literally 24 hours on their phones scrolling swiping and texting. it is no surprise.

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                                                        • Fat Panda
                                                          Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 13296
                                                          #15
                                                          mobile interwebs is future

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                                                            • ITraffic
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2013
                                                              • 2725
                                                              #16
                                                              it's not the future, it's the present.

                                                              anyways check your sites here https://www.google.com/webmasters/to...ly&url=gfy.com

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                                                                • seeric
                                                                  ..........
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 41917
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Google's only mission and cornerstone to their business is to deliver their users a good experience. If sites don't evolve then they'll show sites thst do over them. Stop feeling entitled to traffic that isn't yours in the first place. If you want that traffic, then you need to earn it by creating the best possible user experience. They're loyalty is to their visitors. The rest of us are mostly charletans that for the most part do whatever we can to rank and acquire as many users we can for free from their networks. I fail to see the issue here.

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                                                                    • Jel
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                      • 6904
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I physically checked a site of mine on various androids, iphones, in FF, safari, chrome, default internet app, etc etc. google tells me my text is too small and links are too close. Are they fuck, but... what seeric said.

                                                                      Thank fuck there's more than 1 way to acquire google traffic.

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                                                                        • NatalieK
                                                                          Natalie K
                                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                                          • 20106
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                          You better make your shit mobile friendly.



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                                                                          Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld
                                                                          Pleased my site is mobile friendly, we want a badge
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                                                                            • Klen
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 32235
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TeenCat
                                                                              wow, so google will now tell us how our websites have to look like, just to get into their fucking engine? WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU IDIOTS OPEN YOUR EYES AND START PUSHING BING TO YOUR SURFERS??? google have to fall down, and die slowly so everyone will see how fucked up shit their granny developers invented ...
                                                                              I am quite sure how google is doing that for last decade
                                                                              Which is why i found it hilarious when someone says "you need to make site for users,and traffic will come". Right.

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                                                                                • michael.kickass
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                  • 11039
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Vendzilla
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                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 23200
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Been making sure everything is html5 complaint and mobile ready for a while now, kinda stupid to think everyone is viewing your website on the same device you are
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                                                                                      think about that

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                                                                                        • NatalieK
                                                                                          Natalie K
                                                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                                                          • 20106
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          How do you get your google badge?

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                                                                                            • femdomdestiny
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                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                              • 5182
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              So what is the measure of text size? I am getting: Text too small to read and Links too close together.
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                                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 23200
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                                                                  How do you get your google badge?

                                                                                                  I just checked some of my sites, they all came up mobile friendly
                                                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                  think about that

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                                                                                                    • aka123
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2014
                                                                                                      • 4450
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Fuuck, I don't think that any of my sites are mobile friendly. I tried once to set that fucking viewport and it just brought fucked up results. As pondering what the fuck went wrong, I also read that from technical point of view that is not even that necessary. Well, that is not the only issue.

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                                                                                                        • Barry-xlovecam
                                                                                                          It's 42
                                                                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                                                                          • 18083
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Without Mobile Optimization Your Website Is At Risk Of Losing Search Discovery [REPORT] - Search Engine Journal

                                                                                                          https://frontify.com/blog/relative-f...web-designers/

                                                                                                          Fonts should be relative to the device's display ...

                                                                                                          There is a lot of legacy coding out there that is being obsoleted.

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                                                                                                            • chloelewis
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2014
                                                                                                              • 101
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              It's a good thing. The user experience of browsing web sites on mobile needs to be better and this will help.

                                                                                                              It's also a good opportunity to be first and will get more traffic if you're ready!
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                                                                                                                • sandman!
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                  • 15431
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  yea in the future everything will need to be mobile friendly.
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                                                                                                                    • georgeyw
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                      • 9865
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                                                                                      Fuck mobile friendly i hate that shit when i go to a site and see a watered down version fucking hell everybody has a smart phone that can see the cunting normal website anyway.
                                                                                                                      Agree 100%!

                                                                                                                      I cannot stand the shitty mobile versions of sites, just give me the full website.

                                                                                                                      More often than not, the mobile version of a website eats huge amounts of shit in the way it delivers content.
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                                                                                                                        • Cameltoepro
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                                                                                                                          • Sep 2012
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                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • clickity click
                                                                                                                              So Fecking Bummed
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2014
                                                                                                                              • 3682
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                                              You better make your shit mobile friendly.



                                                                                                                              Read the rest of this bullshit:
                                                                                                                              Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld
                                                                                                                              Makes me laugh when I go to sites like Apple.com and they don't work properly on mobile.

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                                                                                                                                • myleene
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2013
                                                                                                                                  • 906
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  You're telling me I'll get higher and 80% of my competition lower?

                                                                                                                                  I'm all for it.

                                                                                                                                  It'll be like taking some mushrooms to get in front of them.

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                                                                                                                                    • Seth Manson
                                                                                                                                      Please dont fuck animals
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                                      • 3988
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I would have to make changes to about 3500 webpages spread out across dozens of domains.

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                                                                                                                                        • oppoten
                                                                                                                                          NAME THE JEW
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 4793
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by myleene
                                                                                                                                          You're telling me I'll get higher and 80% of my competition lower?

                                                                                                                                          I'm all for it.

                                                                                                                                          It'll be like taking some mushrooms to get in front of them.
                                                                                                                                          you're always such a goody two shoes

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                                                                                                                                            • aka123
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2014
                                                                                                                                              • 4450
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by femdomdestiny
                                                                                                                                              So what is the measure of text size? I am getting: Text too small to read and Links too close together.
                                                                                                                                              That one link had a mention about relative text sizes. That is something to look after.

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                                                                                                                                                • sirkonstantine
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2012
                                                                                                                                                  • 281
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  all my sites are responsive can't wait for the boost in traffic!

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                                                                                                                                                    • femdomdestiny
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 5182
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by aka123
                                                                                                                                                      That one link had a mention about relative text sizes. That is something to look after.
                                                                                                                                                      thank you
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                                                                                                                                                        • robwod
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 2540
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sirkonstantine
                                                                                                                                                          all my sites are responsive can't wait for the boost in traffic!
                                                                                                                                                          We've been going back and revising everything for about 2 years now, just picking away at it. Even things like galleries we submitted 7 or 8 years ago to make them responsive. It's still amazing to me that stuff you submitted to TGPs that long ago still generate the occasional sale. And when you have 20,000+ of them, it's just a compound effect.

                                                                                                                                                          But yeah, we've been converting everything to a responsive format, dating back to 2005. I just arbitrarily selected that year as the cut-off point. I figure going back ten years is enough. I'm certainly not going to bother with stuff we did in the 90's.
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                                                                                                                                                            • NatalieK
                                                                                                                                                              Natalie K
                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                                                              • 20106
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                              I just checked some of my sites, they all came up mobile friendly
                                                                                                                                                              Congratulations

                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sirkonstantine
                                                                                                                                                              all my sites are responsive can't wait for the boost in traffic!
                                                                                                                                                              there certainly is a boost, in both traffic & sales
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                                                                                                                                                                • InfoGuy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3052
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  What's the optimal page width to be considered mobile friendly?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • NatalieK
                                                                                                                                                                      Natalie K
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      • 20106
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by InfoGuy
                                                                                                                                                                      What's the optimal page width to be considered mobile friendly?
                                                                                                                                                                      it's not one width, our designer made lots of width with different images & menu status, needing to use css & html5, also something called bootstrap
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Magnetron
                                                                                                                                                                          Lord High Groundhog
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2013
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1841
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Fuck all non mobile sites and let God sort them out.
                                                                                                                                                                          .
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                                                                                                                                                                          and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                                                                                                                                                                          While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                                                                                                                                                                          with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                                                                                                                                                                          you stood for
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                                                                                                                                                                          nothing

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                                                                                                                                                                            • femdomdestiny
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 5182
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Is there some Wordpress Plugin that will make relative text sizes? I can't find any
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                                                                                                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  https://www.google.com/search?q=word...x-a&channel=sb

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • femdomdestiny
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5182
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      LOL.....thanks

                                                                                                                                                                                      THis one solved all problems immediately, so if you need it ,here it is: (free)
                                                                                                                                                                                      WordPress Mobile Plugin - Rocket Plugins

                                                                                                                                                                                      Only problem is that from some reason it is not showing FLV videos that should be streamed. Maybe it because I don't have flash player on tablet and mobile phone?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • oppoten
                                                                                                                                                                                          NAME THE JEW
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 4793
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Just use a responsive theme. There's plenty of them.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Diomed
                                                                                                                                                                                              Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 6167
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              If your not using a responsive design these days with all of the mobile devices and tablets, your already losing cash.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • MediaGuy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5500
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  People *join* on mobile, they rarely enjoy the content on those devices...

                                                                                                                                                                                                  :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                                                                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i ran a new responsive site and an older non-responsive site through the test, both had 'Awesome! Your site is mobile friendly.'

                                                                                                                                                                                                      So it seems that they dont really see responsive as mandatory for being good for mobile - static pages are just as good.

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