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Butrflied · 03-13-2003, 07:30 AM

Public Service Announcement: When taking pans out of the oven, don't use a dish towel with fringe. And if you do, be sure that you don't touch the heating element, because your whole hand might go up in flames.

3.5 hours in the Urgent Care Center .. All 4 of my fingers on my right had are wrapped in gauze. They sent me home last night with some cream, a booster shot, and some tylenol 3.

Today I'm going to attempt to type with my hand all bandaged up. I wish I had perfected one hand typing before today.

Rochard · 03-13-2003, 07:48 AM

Ouch.

How are you going to jerk off now?

Danny_C · 03-13-2003, 07:49 AM

Hell, I'm gonna do that just so I can get some Tylenol 3 now.

Machete_ · 03-13-2003, 07:52 AM

Let me and archer give you a blowjob instead

Butrflied · 03-13-2003, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Ouch.

How are you going to jerk off now?

Not really on my mind .. I am a girl and don't think about getting off every 5 seconds

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Let me and archer give you a blowjob instead

Again, being a girl, that wont make me feel much better. I need to find some unsuspecting boy to cook me dinner, since I refuse to stick my hand any where near an oven for now.

Tuga · 03-13-2003, 08:28 AM

"I am a girl and don't think about getting off every 5 seconds"

Is this for real ??? Are all the other girls like this too? Strange species, girls...

Butrflied · 03-13-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuga
"I am a girl and don't think about getting off every 5 seconds"

Is this for real ??? Are all the other girls like this too? Strange species, girls...

There's a small chance most girls don't think like me. Keep your hopes up!

03-13-2003, 07:30 AM	#1
Butrflied Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: SoFLa Posts: 1,344	Public Service Announcement... Tastes like burning.. Public Service Announcement: When taking pans out of the oven, don't use a dish towel with fringe. And if you do, be sure that you don't touch the heating element, because your whole hand might go up in flames. 3.5 hours in the Urgent Care Center .. All 4 of my fingers on my right had are wrapped in gauze. They sent me home last night with some cream, a booster shot, and some tylenol 3. Today I'm going to attempt to type with my hand all bandaged up. I wish I had perfected one hand typing before today. __________________ ~Butrflied~ Last edited by Butrflied; 03-13-2003 at 08:09 AM..

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