Public Service Announcement... Tastes like burning..
 

Public Service Announcement: When taking pans out of the oven, don't use a dish towel with fringe. And if you do, be sure that you don't touch the heating element, because your whole hand might go up in flames. :(

3.5 hours in the Urgent Care Center .. All 4 of my fingers on my right had are wrapped in gauze. They sent me home last night with some cream, a booster shot, and some tylenol 3.:thumbsup Today I'm going to attempt to type with my hand all bandaged up. I wish I had perfected one hand typing before today. :Graucho

Ouch.

How are you going to jerk off now?

Hell, I'm gonna do that just so I can get some Tylenol 3 now.

Let me and archer give you a blowjob instead

Not really on my mind .. I am a girl and don't think about getting off every 5 seconds :)

Again, being a girl, that wont make me feel much better. I need to find some unsuspecting boy to cook me dinner, since I refuse to stick my hand any where near an oven for now. :)

"I am a girl and don't think about getting off every 5 seconds"

Is this for real ??? Are all the other girls like this too? Strange species, girls...

:1orglaugh There's a small chance most girls don't think like me. Keep your hopes up!